Introduction

[B A P H O M E T]

Hello, fellow members of Landover Christian Church!

My name is Malcolm Miller, and I am a fellow Christian, just like the worthwhile people on this website. I came to this website looking to find those who share my faith in the Christ Jesus!


I look around today and all I see are edgy atheists who persecute the Christian church and say that they've decided to 'stand up for what they believe in.' I think that's a load of bull!


Faith in Jesus and making sure to abide by his rules is the key to salvation! That was the message thousands of years ago, and that remains the message today. It's simple! I cannot stress this enough.


I know that those at Landover Baptist Church are forgiving to those who deserve to be forgiven, and I have realized my mistakes and repented to the Lord for them. I have made many in the past but I wholeheartedly wish to serve the Lord and his will!


In the meantime, re-reading the Bible is one of my favorite endeavors.


So make sure to comment if you want to know more about me! Thank you, Landover Baptist Church!


And let all the homosexuals burn in Hell!

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: Introduction

You seem to have missed the polite request at the top of the page:

Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

[Dana723]

Re: Introduction

If you are a Christian, why is your name the name of a false god? Is there something you neglected to tell us?

[B A P H O M E T]

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My 'excuse' for the username is that I am merely satirizing the false god indicated. Baphomet is not real, and I would never bring up the fake 'fact' that he is. The only god is Jesus Christ, and he alone is the one I pray to.

[B A P H O M E T]

Re: Introduction

I go to Providence Christian Church four days a week, and my favorite verse of the Bible is Proverbs 18:13, particularly because it really shows in today's society. People jump to conclusions about the Bible so often, and we have two ears and one mouth for a reason.

[B A P H O M E T]

Re: Introduction

I came to find God when I was a teenager. I was raised in a very liberal family that hated Christianity, but something inside of me yearned to be set free. I prayed to God almost every night while my parents were asleep for a year, and he touched my heart and soul. I thank God that I am the person I am today.

[Vengeance Puriel]

Re: Introduction

My 'excuse' for the username is that I am merely satirizing the false god indicated. Baphomet is not real, and I would never bring up the fake 'fact' that he is. The only god is Jesus Christ, and he alone is the one I pray to.

That your honest Anwser?

[B A P H O M E T]

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This is my honest answer, and I hope you understand that I am stating the truth and nothing but the truth.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Introduction

My 'excuse' for the username is that I am merely satirizing the false god indicated. Baphomet is not real, and I would never bring up the fake 'fact' that he is. The only god is Jesus Christ, and he alone is the one I pray to.

Lemme guess, you also register on Muslim forums as "P I S S B E O N H I M," and astrology forums as "T H E Y A R E J U S T S T A R S A N D H A V E N O C O N T R O L O V E R A N Y T H I N G O N E A R T H Y O U F O O L." Because irony is a good teacher. And edgey, too.

[B A P H O M E T]

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What can I say? I'm a bit of a fan of the ironic. Putting spaces between letters is another habit of mine.

S O D O N ' T B E S U R P R I S E D I F I D O T H A T A L O T . . .

And I'm not registering on any Muslim forums unless I'm 'trolling' them (AKA, trying to show them the ways of Christianity.) That would be a sin.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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What can I say? I'm a bit of a fan of the ironic. Putting spaces between letters is another habit of mine.

S O D O N ' T B E S U R P R I S E D I F I D O T H A T A L O T . . .

And I'm not registering on any Muslim forums unless I'm 'trolling' them (AKA, trying to show them the ways of Christianity.) That would be a sin.

Is that you Baphie? As I remember you were never let out of quarantine despite all your obsequious begging and groveling. Creating new users was a habit of yours, and we and the Holy Spirit always found out.

Come clean here Baphie - we eventually find out.

[B A P H O M E T]

Re: Introduction

I think you're thinking of a different 'Baphie'...

I have nothing to do with any past users on this website and I don't worship Baphomet nor do I follow any other paths leading to eternal damnation...

[B A P H O M E T]

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I'm sorry, Pastor. I didn't mean for it to sound like I had any questions or requests. I'm just a little confused as to whom this 'Baphie' user is and how we can let the Holy Spirit into their hearts.

[Didymus Much]

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...I'm just a little confused as to whom this 'Baphie' user is...

Stop playing stupid. The True Christians(tm) neither need nor want the competition.

[B A P H O M E T]

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I'm surprised that an atheist like you even had the nerve to comment on the performance of the True Christians (even if it was somewhat positive towards them.) If anybody is stupid, it is surely he or who does not believe in God and does not allow Him into their heart.

In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit, I swear upon my own life that I have no recollection of making previous accounts on this site.



So you can kindly drop that topic.