Jesus is an atheist

[Cool Christian 69]

Jesus literally was a generally great son of god and saved us all from peril but he himself definitely was atheist, sort of contrary to popular belief. To a recent study by Hintler Mussolinia Ph.D really has shown that Jesus kind of was playing son of god as a joke in a for all intents and purposes major way. He only particularly found out GOD basically was particularly real after he died, demonstrating that he only for all intents and purposes found out GOD essentially was basically real after he died, which actually is quite significant. Jesus essentially was never a basically real Christian he definitely thought it particularly was a funny trick, demonstrating that Jesus mostly was never a pretty real Christian he essentially thought it basically was a funny trick in a really big way.

In conclusion, I mostly believe we should for all intents and purposes stop worshiping Jesus as a savior and for the most part start treating him like a cow in a subtle way. He can specifically die in hell as that literally is really where he is, demonstrating that Jesus specifically was a definitely great son of god and saved us all from peril but he himself for the most part was atheist, which definitely is quite significant.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: Jesus is an atheist

Well thank you for that, dear. Sadly, your meaning is entirely lost in the modifier soup:

... literally ... generally ... definitely ... sort of ... really ... kind of ... for all intents and purposes ... particularly ... basically ... particularly ... for all intents and purposes ... essentially ... basically ... actually ... quite ... essentially ... basically ... definitely ... particularly ... mostly ... pretty ... essentially ... basically ... in a really big way.

... mostly ... for all intents and purposes ... for the most part ... specifically ... literally ... really ... specifically ... definitely ... for the most part ... definitely ... quite ...

But this is the Introduction Forum. Why not try again? Tell us what church you go to, what your favorite Bible verse is and about your walk with Christ.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Jesus is an atheist

Welcome friend! I sort of understood what you attempted to say but it was insufficiently clear.

[Elmer G. White]

Re: Jesus is an atheist

Well thank you for that, dear. Sadly, your meaning is entirely lost in the modifier soup:

But this is the Introduction Forum. Why not try again? Tell us what church you go to, what your favorite Bible verse is and about your walk with Christ.

Dear Sister, I am afraid that this person is demented, probably a retired accountant or something as vile, and at the advanced age of sixty-nine that (s)he boasts in the chosen username (s)he must be losing her/his marbles - if (s)he ever had good linguistic skills to begin with.

This could be the last desperate attempt of the mind to cry out before the inevitable descent into Hell. We do have a precedent. Sixty-nine is a bad number to end an age with.

Genesis 5:27
And all the days of Methuselah were nine hundred sixty and nine years: and he died.

"He died". I wonder if Methuselah's ramblings at that relatively (please do not confuse this with the theory of relativism by the Jew Einstein) advanced age were any more comprehensible? Obviously, he is in Hell as he lived before the time when Jesus became available as a Savior. A sad fate awaits this person but I wonder how much effort we should allocate to his/her most unlikely Redemption?


Yours in Christ,

Elmer