[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: Introduction

Im the former, yet i understood the parable of the mustard seeds.

I believe you. You did stop calling us hypocrites, pivoting instead to your current random bursts of bigotry.

Look, I understand the spectre of lifelong virginity is a horrible thing and you want to lash out. What you need to do instead is put the hate on hold and keep your eyes on the prize: eventually North Korea will collapse, and millions of poor, skinny, and cloned-K-pop-star beautiful refugee girls with varying levels of radiation symptoms will be looking for a big strong square-jawed white man to provide for them.

Remember, we all look the same to them, so don't worry if you're ugly.

Unless you've got something against squinty eyes or don't want to wait for Trump's second-term adventures, in that case there are also Mormon and Amish girls. Or you could wait for the Islamic Califate to take over, Muslim women seem to prefer providers to bad-boys.

Or you could become a True Christian RIGHT NOW! Visa, Mastercard, or American Express?

[Laserbreak]

Re: Introduction

I believe you. You did stop calling us hypocrites, pivoting instead to your current random bursts of bigotry.

Look, I understand the spectre of lifelong virginity is a horrible thing and you want to lash out. What you need to do instead is put the hate on hold and keep your eyes on the prize: eventually North Korea will collapse, and millions of poor, skinny, and cloned-K-pop-star beautiful refugee girls with varying levels of radiation symptoms will be looking for a big strong square-jawed white man to provide for them.

Remember, we all look the same to them, so don't worry if you're ugly.

Unless you've got something against squinty eyes or don't want to wait for Trump's second-term adventures, in that case there are also Mormon and Amish girls. Or you could wait for the Islamic Califate to take over, Muslim women seem to prefer providers to bad-boys.

Or you could become a True Christian RIGHT NOW! Visa, Mastercard, or American Express?

STD's are potentially lethal and i dont have any method of online payment so neither option is particularly great.

[Laserbreak]

Re: Hi, I'm LazerBreak and I'm HATE-IER THAN THOU!

Very funny.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: Hi, I'm LazerBreak and I'm HATE-IER THAN THOU!

I asked you to tell us more about yourself, so far all I'm getting is that you hate lots of free-floating rage, find mustard so spicy that you don't even want to talk about it, and are such a germophobe that you don't even want to have sex with a virgin wife.

If you don't want me to make guesses like this, then don't leave me guessing.

[Laserbreak]

Re: Hi, I'm LazerBreak and I'm HATE-IER THAN THOU!

I asked you to tell us more about yourself, so far all I'm getting is that you hate lots of free-floating rage, find mustard so spicy that you don't even want to talk about it, and are such a germophobe that you don't even want to have sex with a virgin wife.

If you don't want me to make guesses like this, then don't leave me guessing.

I was BLAH BLAH BLAH


I have a strong dislike of the human race, i have excellent problem solving skills, i like playing video games, i like building model aircraft.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: Hi, I'm LazerBreak and I'm HATE-IER THAN THOU!

I also notice that you claim to hate Social Justice Warriors, yet you engage in the same sort of collective judgement that the #believeallwomen #hateallwhitemen #yesallwhitemen mobs are into. If you were truly opposed to SJWs, you would be all for treating people as individuals, with individual responsibility.

i have excellent problem solving skills

Not on a very meta level, I assume.

Eyes on the prize, my friend. Those poor radioactive mutant triple-boobed North Korean girls need good husbands. You need to man up for them. Jesus can help.

[Laserbreak]

Re: Hi, I'm LazerBreak and I'm HATE-IER THAN THOU!

I also notice that you claim to hate Social Justice Warriors, yet you engage in the same sort of collective judgement that the #blieveallwomen #hateallwhitemen #yesallwhitemen mobs are into. If you were truly opposed to SJWs, you would be all for treating people as individuals, with individual responsibility.



Not on a very meta level, I assume.

Eyes on the prize, my friend. Those poor radioactive mutant triple-boobed North Korean girls need good husbands. You need to man up for them. Jesus can help.

To treat them as individuals would mean giving special attention to them, they are a collective in the sense that they all have the same mindset.

[Dana723]

Re: Hi, I'm LazerBreak and I'm HATE-IER THAN THOU!

Welcome, Mr. Laser Beak. So tell us, are you already an Irish drunk? I understand they begin drinking early over there. Also, why do you hate so much?

[Laserbreak]

Re: Hi, I'm LazerBreak and I'm HATE-IER THAN THOU!

Welcome, Mr. Laser Beak. So tell us, are you already an Irish drunk? I understand they begin drinking early over there. Also, why do you hate so much?

I dont drink and i never will, i refuse to poison myself






I hate people because they are incredibly annoying.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: Hi, I'm LazerBreak and I'm HATE-IER THAN THOU!

I hate people because they are incredibly annoying.

Well, possibly 7,000,000,000 people could all be irritating, or maybe 1 person is irritable. When there's a dispute between 1 person and 7,000,000,000 people, clearly it's the 7,000,000,000 who are wrong. What I'm saying is you need to take personal responsibility and solve your problems of irritability, gynophobia, and who knows what else.

You know, SJWs are very bad at dealing with ideas of personal responsibility. They hate dealing with their own problems - "stop victim-blaming" is a typical slogan of theirs. Do I have permission to edit your original post, to remove SJWs from the list of people you hate? You are clearly one of them (SJW that is, not the human race).

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hi, I'm LazerBreak and I'm HATE-IER THAN THOU!

I dont drink and i never will, i refuse to poison myself

Promises, promises

I hate people because they are incredibly annoying.

Ever looked into a mirror?

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: Hi, I'm LaserBreak and I'm HATE-IER THAN THOU!

Friend,

I don't think you understand the gravity of this situation.

Your whole life is ahead of you. Two roads beckon, one of them keeps you circling in your current rut, in an lifelong hateful war with you outnumbered 7,000,000,000 to 1.

The other road leads to marital bliss with this:

Well, with more radioactive tumors, but that just makes them curvier.

Okay, I might be exaggerating, I guess they look more like this:

But still, the same amazing sense of rhythm.

Also the other options involving white girls and Arabs.

Jesus wants to save you from your life of isolation, hatred and onanism (you think sex is dirty? Having no woman to clean up for you is dirtier!)

Leave the rut, my friend! Choose the road of Jesus, my friend!

Also at stake is the choice between eternal bliss and eternal burning in hell, though I know that's a bit abstract so we'll have to get that bit later.