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  • tihstae
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    • Jan 2019
    • 4

    #1

    check out this video I made...(No, we'll watch Disco Hitler instead)

    The audio of this sermon is from one of Pastor Steven Anderson's(https://faithfulwordbaptist.org) sermons and the video part is from http://www.landoverbaptist.org/roach.gif . Click on the link below to view it. Enjoy.


  • Joanna Lytton-Vasey
    True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
     
    • Jul 2014
    • 8409

    #2
    Re: check out this video I made...

    Originally posted by tihstae View Post
    Click on the link below to view it.
    No, I won't be doing that. What sort of an introduction is that, anyway? Frankly pathetic.


    Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
    Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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    • Jeb Stuart Thurmond
      Didn't write the Bible, just obeys it
       
      • Jun 2007
      • 6572

      #3
      Re: check out this video I made...

      I guess that's why the jews run hollywood: the rest of us make mediocre movies.

      Though if you could edit this to make it into a full-length song, you'll be my best friend forever:


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      • Dana723
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        • Oct 2017
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        #4
        Re: check out this video I made...

        So, all we know about you is that you can't follow directions. Tell us, what church do you go to? What is your favorite Bible verse? How did you come to find Jesus?
        Judge in yourselves: is it comely that a woman pray unto God uncovered?
        1 Corinthians 11:13

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        • Jeb Stuart Thurmond
          Didn't write the Bible, just obeys it
           
          • Jun 2007
          • 6572

          #5
          Re: check out this video I made...

          Turns out there's a lot of Disco Hitler videos out there, but all are imperfect. The definitive Disco Hitler masterpiece has yet to be made. Let's get this done before his birthday on April 20th, okay?

          This one has the best title, and some variety, but it moves slowly, ruining the illusion of movement. This could be restored if you could create a strobe-light effect, have it fade to black and back between photos.

          This is what I mean by a strobe light effect. It would make more sense if, when you can only see the lightsticks, the lightsticks were placed halfway between where they were and where they will be.


          Nazis rallies used searchlights, dance parties use special lighting effects, this video makes that connection for a moment, but needs more color and variety.

          Getting closer. Love the bit with the guns

          This one adds audience participation - I love the horn bit - but the video quality is garbage. Like all these individual videos it's repetitive, but once all videos are combined it will be perfect.
          Last edited by Jeb Stuart Thurmond; 01-20-2019, 05:26 PM.
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          • tihstae
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            • Jan 2019
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            #6
            Re: check out this video I made...

            I attend Faithful Word Baptist Church in Tempe, Az. and my favorite KJV Bible verse is Romans 11:6 which says, "And if by grace, then is it no more of works: otherwise grace is no more grace. But if it be of works, then it is no more grace: otherwise work is no more work."

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            • tihstae
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              • Jan 2019
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              #7
              Re: check out this video I made...

              Forget Hitler! Hitler was a dumbass!

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              • Dennis Lukes
                Innkeeper for Christ
                True Christian™
                • Dec 2018
                • 2388

                #8
                Re: check out this video I made...

                This one's more negro soul and less disco, but that just proves Hitler's versatility as a musician.


                I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
                Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
                But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
                From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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                • tihstae
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                  • Jan 2019
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                  #9
                  Re: check out this video I made...

                  If you obey rhe Bible, why is your hair long? It says in 1 Corinthians 11:14 - "Doth not even nature itself teach you, that, if a man have long hair, it is a shame unto him?"

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                  • Jeb Stuart Thurmond
                    Didn't write the Bible, just obeys it
                     
                    • Jun 2007
                    • 6572

                    #10
                    Re: check out this video I made...

                    Who has long hair? The cat?


                    Originally posted by tihstae View Post
                    Forget Hitler! Hitler was a dumbass!
                    He knew how to make movies, and you don't.
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                    • Dennis Lukes
                      Innkeeper for Christ
                      True Christian™
                      • Dec 2018
                      • 2388

                      #11
                      Re: check out this video I made...

                      Originally posted by tihstae View Post
                      If you obey rhe Bible, why is your hair long? It says in 1 Corinthians 11:14 - "Doth not even nature itself teach you, that, if a man have long hair, it is a shame unto him?"
                      Who are you talking to, exactly? Neither Brother Jeb nor myself have long hair, which is clear from our avatars. If you're talking to Sister Joanna, she is obviously a woman, and exempt from that particular verse. And Hitler was the democratically elected leader of a major country who pulled it out of an economic depression and made a good deal of military success. If HE was a dumbass, what does that make you?


                      You'd better watch your mouth, boy. Show some respect for your superiors.
                      I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
                      Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
                      But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
                      From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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                      • Jeb Stuart Thurmond
                        Didn't write the Bible, just obeys it
                         
                        • Jun 2007
                        • 6572

                        #12
                        Re: check out this video I made...

                        Friend, I hope we haven't gotten off on the wrong foot here.

                        I'm trying to find an engaging and amusing way to warn today's youths about the evils of disco. I was hoping to use your self-proclaimed film-making abilities to do this.

                        As for your video, it's a worthy work, but not timely: I'm just not feeling like The Jews are a high priority threat right now. Even Democrats hate them now - just look at what they did to Al Franken and Bernie Sanders.

                        Who would have known that the true final solution to the Jewish problem would be to convince democrats that Jews count as white people.
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                        • Jeb Stuart Thurmond
                          Didn't write the Bible, just obeys it
                           
                          • Jun 2007
                          • 6572

                          #13
                          Re: check out this video I made...

                          Did you assume I have long hair because I have my hair parted in the middle?

                          I chose that style because my hair has a bad habit of parting that way automatically, creating the illusion of a bald spot. That leads to the risk of children mocking it, which runs the risk of God sending bears to kill those children: 2 Kings 2:23–24
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                          • Jim C. Lombardo
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                            • Aug 2014
                            • 565

                            #14
                            Re: check out this video I made...

                            It's a good look Jeb! I especially enjoy the symmetrical paths of grey on either sides of your beard; like the parting of the Red Sea. (Exodus 14:21)

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