I came to lie about searching for my father

[MustBeOnDrugs]

40 years ago my real father had me outside of marriage and abandoned me in the desert of Arabia. After a long search i have found me and its a member of your church.

You know him by Cranky Old Man but in Arabia he was known as Al Khawal.

I guess i dont need to provide any kind of DNA test, as its very clear by our profile pictures that we are related and im his son, because we look the exact same, he is just older.

Dad stop running away from your responsibilities i am your son so be preparing all the child support money you owe me. And since you are Christian, i want also all the christmas presents you owe me. 40 in total.

[Esther B.]

Re: I came searching for my father

Stop lying. Brother Cranky is a True Christian(TM) man who would never have a child outside of marriage. God hates liars (Proverbs 12:22), so you're only digging yourself deeper and deeper into a hole that will lead you straight into Hell.

[MustBeOnDrugs]

Re: I came searching for my father

Stop lying. Brother Cranky is a True Fag™ man who would never have a child outside of marriage. God hates liars (Proverbs 12:22), so you're only digging yourself deeper and deeper into a hole that will lead you straight into Hell.

I aint lying. Just look my picture i look exactly like him.
I want my christmast presents he owe me and the child support money

[JamesH.B]

Re: I came searching for my father

I aint lying. Just look my picture i look exactly like him.
I want my christmast presents he owe me and the child support money

You look nothing like Cranky Old Man, so as my daughter so eloquently said, stop lying. Christmas is about Jesus, not presents, so stop acting like a spoiled, whiny child.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: I came searching for my father

I aint lying. Just look my picture i look exactly like him.
I want my christmast presents he owe me and the child support money

When you say Arabia, do you mean Saudi Arabia? There are quite a few other countries there having very different conventions in some cases. Not all Baptists celebrate Christmas.

[James Hutchins]

Re: I came to lie about searching for my father

I think he means from an Arabica can.
I suspect this 'fellow' is homosexualistic and he is obsessed with mounting the elderly in necromaniaL way.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: I came to lie about searching for my father

What, not an anthropophagolagniac? No, I always look for the best in people and really am encouraged to see he's reading The Bible. Daniel is one book I always find encouraging along with Isaiah which was the first book I read all the way through.

When I first noticed that my life was at odds with God's Word I got rather argumentative but in the end I just had to accept The Bible said what it did and that was that.

Daniel 12:13 Go thou thy way till the end be: for thou shalt rest, and stand in thy lot at the end of the days.