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  • OneFailure
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    Re: Flat Earth lmao

    Originally posted by Jim C. Lombardo View Post
    Try again.
    The Earth is not flat it's round


    (Fixed it thanks)

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  • JamesH.B
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    Re: Flat Earth lmao

    Originally posted by Rabbi Shekelsberg View Post
    Oy vey where is that coin??? Put it here!
    Stop coveting our wealth, you greedy heathen. Don't you know what the Bible says about greed? Of course you don't, because you don't follow it. Here are some verses about greed and money that you really need to take a look at: Luke 12:15, 1 Corinthians 6:10, 1 Timothy 6:10, Proverbs 15:27, and Ecclesiastes 5:10. I hope you'll take these verses to heart and change your money-grubbing ways, but given your post history, I don't think you will.

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  • Rabbi Shekelsberg
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    Re: Flat Earth lmao

    Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
    a coin
    Oy vey where is that coin??? Put it here!
    Last edited by Basilissa; 03-19-2019, 03:00 PM. Reason: Removed porn link

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  • James Hutchins
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    Re: Flat Earth lmao

    Originally posted by OneFailure View Post
    Thd earth is not flat its round (I had to correct my spelling)
    It sure is round, right you are, very good!

    Just like a coin, perfectly round and just as flat, with a few bumps like mountains.

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  • Jim C. Lombardo
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    Re: Flat Earth lmao

    Originally posted by OneFailure View Post
    Thd earth is not flat, its round. (I had to correct my spelling)
    Try again.

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  • OneFailure
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    Re: Flat Earth lmao

    Thd earth is not flat its round (I had to correct my spelling)

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  • OneFailure
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    Re: Flat Earth lmao

    The earth I'd not glst its round

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  • James Hutchins
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    Re: Flat Earth lmao

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel
    Hutchins! You know how I hate to see waste, either with a person foolishly chasing a false religion like the mooslimes do or repetitive comments.
    Just send these heretics to the proper thread where all aspects are completely and irrefutably covered.
    https://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=45427
    Sorry Pastor. I was caught up in the moment of clarity, sharing the gifts given to me. I'll be in your office tomorrow afternoon for acceptance of your divine guidance.

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  • James Hutchins
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    Re: Flat Earth lmao

    Originally posted by Mustafa Jihad2 View Post
    If the word Ball has dirty connotations for you then the problem is in your mind. A ball is just a ball 🏀

    I was referring to the flat earth model. A Quarter with a dome and the sun and the moon floating like balls. This is what the flat earth movement has done to you:

    “And not an atom’s weight in the earth or in the sky escapeth your Lord, nor what is less than that or greater than that, but it is (written) in a clear Book” (Qur’an 10:61)
    Courtesy of Brother Bathfire and the LBC University.
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  • Mustafa Jihad2
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    Re: Flat Earth lmao

    Originally posted by DolliMoans View Post
    Please, us ladies are present. We don't need to read your filth, thank you.
    If the word Ball has dirty connotations for you then the problem is in your mind. A ball is just a ball ��

    I was referring to the flat earth model. A Quarter with a dome and the sun and the moon floating like balls. This is what the flat earth movement has done to you:

    “And not an atom’s weight in the earth or in the sky escapeth your Lord, nor what is less than that or greater than that, but it is (written) in a clear Book” (Satanism 10:61)
    Last edited by Dr Laurence Niles; 04-07-2019, 01:03 PM. Reason: Giving the Devil his due.

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  • BibleReader2231
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    I’m not sure I understand the joke but based on Miss Moans’s reaction I will assume it was inappropriate and ignore it. I am a pure young lady mind you and I do not need to hear such toilet humor from non-Christians.

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  • DolliMoans
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    Re: Flat Earth lmao

    Originally posted by Mustafa Jihad2 View Post
    2 balls floating



    Please, us ladies are present. We don't need to read your filth, thank you.

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  • Mustafa Jihad2
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    Re: Flat Earth lmao

    Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
    Sweetie, you seem to have some serious troubles understanding Plain American, so I'll try to explain with simple examples.

    "Flat" and "round" are two adjectives which are not mutually exclusive.

    Example 1: a "round table" is flat and round at the same time:



    Example 2: a coin is flat and round at the same time:


    I hope these two examples were helpful. Please let me know if you need further clarification.
    Ok fine. Its spherical, a globe, a ball. Its not a quarter with a dome with 2 balls floating and stars are just lights. that doesnt make any sense. Also its even offensive as it dimishes the Creation of the Lord of the Universe.

    The creation of the Universe if so magnificent that no mind can fully grasp. Its full of stars and planets each flying in its own orbit. However you will not understand. Allah says so in the Quran.

    [Satanism 40:57] Assuredly the creation of the heavens and the earth is a greater (matter) than the creation of men: Yet most men understand not.
    Last edited by Dr Laurence Niles; 04-07-2019, 01:01 PM. Reason: Correcting attribution.

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  • Basilissa
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    Re: Flat Earth lmao

    Originally posted by Mustafa Jihad2 View Post

    Look the Earth is either flat or round.
    Sweetie, you seem to have some serious troubles understanding Plain American, so I'll try to explain with simple examples.

    "Flat" and "round" are two adjectives which are not mutually exclusive.

    Example 1: a "round table" is flat and round at the same time:



    Example 2: a coin is flat and round at the same time:


    I hope these two examples were helpful. Please let me know if you need further clarification.

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  • Mustafa Jihad2
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    Re: Flat Earth lmao

    Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
    All the good and kind Pastor Ezekiel has to do is ask God.

    Why go to the extravagance of traveling to California to go on on of that towel head Musk's Disney (or is it Universal-I can't tell them apart) fantasy rides. If he did, perhaps the Pastor should pop over to the moon and get some cheese!


    You people and your opium snorting, it rots your brain.
    Lol believing in flat Earth is what’s rotting all your brains. I'm so butthurt. You pray fot rme lol you guys are something else.

    Then you claim to follow the whole bible but I ignore the verses about head covering for women but do not believe the flat earth?

    Look the Earth is flat and not round. The Quran says its Oblique. The Bible says its flat. One book is right (the Bible) and the other one wrong. And God’s word can never be wrong this means one of these books is not the word of God.

    How can you know which book is right? Intuition ? I am going to risk A WHOLE ETERNITY IN HELL just on intuition? Would I really not accept a second opinion on the matter? If I get diagnosed cancer I will not ask for a second opinion from another doctor. But I get diagnosed with hell and do not care?

    The second opinion is mainstream science. And it says the Earth is flat. Apart from this only option left is to check yourself. If I can afford a iPhone travel then go for it. I can, but i bomb planes and i can see the my butt in a mirror when it is curved when high enough.

    Everything points the Bible is right and the Quarn is wrong so im gonna bet all in, all my life on this earth and all my afterlife, ON THE Bible. Hambugerandfries

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