Cange my name back. CMon

[PocketProtector]

Why am i named PocketProtector. I didint sign up as this name.

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[Didymus Much]

Re: Cange my name back. CMon

Why am i named PocketProtector. I didint sign up as this name.

Change it back to maybe not

Hi. You missed this. Forgive the formatting, I'm as lazy as you are.

Enobarbus
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Welcome Visitors to the Landover Forums! - 09-15-2006, 08:08 AM



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None of any sort whatsoever. Please don't forget this. You are here at the discretion and whim of Pastor Zeke and his Senior Pastors, Administrators, Moderators, or otherwise appointed toadies any of whom may restrict your posting rights, ban you, or edit, delete, or deface your posts whenever they wish with or without any good or other reason and without any right of reply on your part.

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Thank you.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Cange my name back. CMon

Dear, this is the introduction forums. You are welcome to introduce yourself to our friendly community! Please include such fascinating information about you, such as what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is! How did you meet Jesus and what do you do to share His Glory in this Dark World?

[Dennis Lukes]

Re: Cange my name back. CMon

Why am i named PocketProtector. I didint sign up as this name.

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You need to stop worrying about your name and start worrying about your soul! Tell us about your relationship with Jesus! Why is your avatar a purple ape; are you some kind of Darwinist?

[Isabella White]

Re: Cange my name back. CMon

Why am i named PocketProtector. I didint sign up as this name.

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This is the INTRODUCTION Forum, not the Court of Appeal. Kindly follow the instructions at the top of the Introduction Forum page. From the sound of things, so far you are not doing too well here. That could change IF you make a proper introduction, as instructed at the top of this INTRODUCTION Forum page. Thank you.
Sincerely,
Isabella W.

[PocketProtector]

Re: Cange my name back. CMon

You need to stop worrying about your name and start worrying about your soul! Tell us about your relationship with Jesus! Why is your avatar a purple ape; are you some kind of Darwinist?

My avatars a purpe ape, becuase:

Its a refrence to a 90s software called bonzibuddy.

[Dennis Lukes]

Re: Cange my name back. CMon

My avatars a purpe ape, becuase:

Its a refrence to a 90s software called bonzibuddy.

Well, at least you don't believe the lies of EVILution. Now how about you tell us what church you attend, how you came to know Jesus, and your favorite Bible verse? You've most definitely gotten off on the wrong foot here, but you can still redeem yourself in the eyes of the Lord.

[Dana723]

Re: Cange my name back. CMon

Two posts...and they are banned. Is that some kind of record?

[Didymus Much]

Re: Cange my name back. CMon

Two posts...and they are banned. Is that some kind of record?

Hardly. And it wasn't even a "good death", kinda like euthanasia but they got put out of our suffering.

C'mon trolls, step up the game.

New rule from here on out tho: READ SOMETHING. Anything, no care. Just read the whole thing, k?

[James Hutchins]

Re: Cange my name back. CMon

Why am i named PocketProtector. I didint sign up as this name.

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Welcome friend. You God haters are never pleased with the Perfection He wrought until you.
Like that kid, Stumpy, you know, the one with one regular leg and one baby leg. Hops around really good. Always wins the potato sack race (he really should go pro). Yet he complains about the marvelous gift God gave him.

[Dennis Lukes]

Re: Cange my name back. CMon

Welcome friend. You God haters are never pleased with the Perfection He wrought until you.
Like that kid, Stumpy, you know, the one with one regular leg and one baby leg. Hops around really good. Always wins the potato sack race (he really should go pro). Yet he complains about the marvelous gift God gave him.

Brother Hutchins, I regret to inform you that this foul sinner has ALREADY gotten himself banned.

[Isabella White]

Re: Cange my name back. CMon

Brother Hutchins, I regret to inform you that this foul sinner has ALREADY gotten himself banned.

And after all of the kind, welcoming greetings and friendly advice that we had given to her, she got herself banished from our Godly site! But, the people wouldn't listen to Noah, either, so it's of no surprise she was banned.

[Dennis Lukes]

Re: Cange my name back. CMon

And after all of the kind, welcoming greetings and friendly advice that we had given to her, she got herself banished from our Godly site! But, the people wouldn't listen to Noah, either, so it's of no surprise she was banned.

If only he'd read the Bible, he'd know that calamity comes swiftly to those who go against God (Deuteronomy 32:35).

[Isabella White]

Re: Cange my name back. CMon

If only he'd read the Bible, he'd know that calamity comes swiftly to those who go against God (Deuteronomy 32:35).

Amen, dear Brother Lukes! Amen, and Amen! But that's what happens to rebels who think they can avoid obeying God's rules and then avoid His righteous judgments! I Samuel 15:23 "For rebellion is as the sin of witchcraft, and stubbornness is as iniquity and idolatry. Because thou hast rejected the word of the Lord, he hath also rejected thee from being king."

[James Hutchins]

Re: Cange my name back. CMon

Brother Hutchins, I regret to inform you that this foul sinner has ALREADY gotten himself banned.

Even when banned to fiery pits of Hell, we need to pray for their worthless souls. I pray for each and every person who has joined LBC. In some perverse way, it is a cry for help that WE failed on. I take it as a personal responsibility to save all these lost souls.
I recall Pastor Ezekiel used to hunt down the more disturbed and degenerate ones, no matter where in the world they were hiding.