[Didymus Much]

Re: We are new to the forum so feel free to say HI

...introduction failure snipped...

My shenanigans sense is tingling.


How about more honesty and less cleavage? Our hosts will welcome you without caring who you are, what you do, what you think or believe, just so long as you can disagree politely, and not mistake your unfounded opinion for the truth.

[funcouple]

Re: My Introduction

We agree!!

Dear Miss Fun: I think you will find that at , we, the followers of Almighty, have no interest in what other churches do with regard to their dress codes. I expect that many, if not most of them, have no appreciation for the words that has placed in the regarding certain personal standards. And, I have no interest in what the Mooselim crowd is wearing, although I am sure that I am not the first to wonder if they are hiding bombs under those black cloaks.

We are here to glorify the , and to edify each other in Service.

I Thessalonians 5:11 "Wherefore comfort yourselves together, and edify one another, even as also ye do."

Sincerely, Isabella W.
P.S. Please remember to visit our INTRODUCTION FORUM, and to supply us with the information as requested at the top of the page.
https://www.landoverbaptist.net/forumdisplay.php?f=16

[Isabella White]

Re: My Introduction

We will check out the introduction forum when we get a chance and thanks for the guiding words. I wonder sometimes, since those verses were spoken to women who, for the most part, were completely covered and most of the women going to church these days are showing legs, arms, necks and even faces, that maybe most Christian women these days are not under dressed. Do you think the Muslim women have the dress right then?? I do love your passion!!

Dear Miss Fun: I think you will find that at , we, the followers of Almighty, have no interest in what other churches do with regard to their dress codes. I expect that many, if not most of them, have no appreciation for the words that has placed in the regarding certain personal standards. And, I have no interest in what the Mooselim crowd is wearing, although I am sure that I am not the first to wonder if they are hiding bombs under those black cloaks.

We are here to glorify the , and to edify each other in Service.

I Thessalonians 5:11 "Wherefore comfort yourselves together, and edify one another, even as also ye do."

Sincerely, Isabella W.
P.S. Please remember to visit our INTRODUCTION FORUM, and to supply us with the information as requested at the top of the page.

https://www.landoverbaptist.net/forumdisplay.php?f=16

[funcouple]

Re: My Introduction

[QUOTE=Joanna Lytton-Vasey;1254295]Could you perhaps stop trying to make someone else's personal introduction thread all about you and start your own, as Sister Isabella asked you to do? Thank you. Sorry Joanna, Being new here we are just getting this forum figured out. Thanks for the understanding though.

[funcouple]

Re: My Introduction

We will check out the introduction forum when we get a chance and thanks for the guiding words. I wonder sometimes, since those verses were spoken to women who, for the most part, were completely covered and most of the women going to church these days are showing legs, arms, necks and even faces, that maybe most Christian women these days are not under dressed. Do you think the Muslim women have the dress right then?? I do love your passion!!

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: My Introduction

Thanks so much for the nice welcome and we don't mind you asking anything you want. I was just joking with the " only wearing a "t" shirt comment. As you can see, God has endowed me well and coming out of the water on a t shirt is an interesting sight. Anyway, I think you get the picture.

Could you perhaps stop trying to make someone else's personal introduction thread all about you and start your own, as Sister Isabella asked you to do? Thank you.

[Isabella White]

Re: My Introduction

Thanks so much for the nice welcome and we don't mind you asking anything you want. I was just joking with the " only wearing a "t" shirt comment. As you can see, God has endowed me well and coming out of the water on a t shirt is an interesting sight. Anyway, I think you get the picture.

Dear Miss Fun: Dear Heaven above! I will have you know that this is a family-oriented forum, designed to bring glory and honor to the . As such, we are not accustomed to having our visitors presenting themselves in such an outrageous, skimpy, scanty style of dress. I'm afraid that I am going to insist that you read, very carefully, these verses of Holy Scripture, from the . Then, kindly see how you can apply these very Principles of to your life!
Sincerely, Isabella W.

I Timothy 2:9 "In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;

I Corinthians 6:19,20:
19 What? know ye not that your body is the temple of the Holy Ghost which is in you, which ye have of God, and ye are not your own? 20 For ye are bought with a price: therefore glorify God in your body, and in your spirit, which are God’s.

Proverbs 31:30: "Favour is deceitful, and beauty is vain: but a woman that feareth the Lord, she shall be praised."

[funcouple]

Re: My Introduction

Thanks so much for the nice welcome and we don't mind you asking anything you want. I was just joking with the " only wearing a "t" shirt comment. As you can see, God has endowed me well and coming out of the water on a t shirt is an interesting sight. Anyway, I think you get the picture.

[Isabella White]

Re: We are new to the forum so feel free to say HI

My husband and I love the way that this is not the typical "Christian" forum and we hope we are welcomed here. We both travel a lot for our jobs so it will be nice to have a place to go during those boring hotel stays. It looks like there is a great cross section of people on here and hope to hear from you all. We have been Christians since our early 20s (when we met) and even helped start 3 churches. Anyway, we will try and let you know weather it is me and my husband posting messages and it is nice to be on board and we hope we will not be pushed back overboard (especially since I am just wearing a "t" shirt LOL.

Hello Miss Fun, and to , at . We would love to get to know you. As is customary with our new visitors, we would like it if you please visit our Introduction Forum. There, you can post a message to introduce yourself to the believers here at .

The link to our Introduction Forum is below, and you can post your message by clicking on the blue "New Thread" button on the upper left of your screen.

https://www.landoverbaptist.net/forumdisplay.php?f=16

Please remember to provide the information that we've requested at the top of the Introduction Forum page, which is:

Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
We look forward to getting to know you as we study the together. You will find that we are a no-nonsense group of believers in the . We do not sugar-coat the Truth, which is that you deserve to go to HELL unless you repent of your disgusting sins.

May God richly bless you, as you seek as your and here, at ... Sincerely, Isabella W.

P.S. I do hope that you won't mind my asking, but can you please explain what you mean by "I am just wearing a "t" shirt." Surely, you are wearing more than only a shirt, are you not? I mean, I hope you're not going to tell us that you're trotting around with your lady bits exposed for all and sundry to see, especially when you're posting on this sanctified site. We do have our standards here at , you know. We are NOT one of those LIE-beral churches where they let people do whatever they want. I do so hope that you will be able to reassure us that you understand our position. Thank you. Sincerely, Isabella W.

[funcouple]

We are new to the forum so feel free to say HI

My husband and I love the way that this is not the typical "Christian" forum and we hope we are welcomed here. We both travel a lot for our jobs so it will be nice to have a place to go during those boring hotel stays. It looks like there is a great cross section of people on here and hope to hear from you all. We have been Christians since our early 20s (when we met) and even helped start 3 churches. Anyway, we will try and let you know weather it is me and my husband posting messages and it is nice to be on board and we hope we will not be pushed back overboard (especially since I am just wearing a "t" shirt LOL.

[MitzaLizalor]

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Sometimes I've read Matthew 25 and wondered how it can sit with Christ's words in Matthew 7 where He explains:

MATTHEW 7:19-23 Every tree that bringeth not forth good fruit is hewn down, and cast into the fire. Wherefore by their fruits ye shall know them. Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven. Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works? And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

Everlasting fire of torment is a consistent theme which, being revealed Truth, it always will be but in that eternal conflagration will there be exorcists? Yes: obviously if they really did cast out devils. Your post encouraged me by highlighting (for me) that the two verses are discussing different things. Satan pretending to be Jesus could command a devil to anything he fancied because the devil would know it was not actually Jesus.

Tumescences of every tree that bringeth not forth good fruit who pretend to be following Jesus for public effect—and I want to be clear here, they must know what they're doing; protestations of innocence are just the next stratum of their deceptive façade, peeled back deliberately to deceive others, they have NOT deceived themselves—were never casting out devils in Jesus’ name.

Matthew 7 and Matthew 25 are addressing different things, which I hadn't noticed before. God is always consistent. No-one has to like it but if they say they don't agree Him (very easy to determine) why oh why do they claim to be Christians? Surely, according to them, Christianity has done enough "harm" to be jettisoned along with Aphrodite, Dagon and L. Ron Hubbard?

[Isabella White]

Re: My Introduction

The saddest part is God's "new ongoing revelation" always amounts to I GOD AM A BIG FAT LIAR because as we know from reading The Bible, God is Jesus and what He says is always true. You can always trust The Bible. Without it, where would we be?

Oh, you are so right here, dear Sister Mitza. Amen and Amen!! This "new ongoing revelation" is the very same bunch of lies that those "New Age" religions teach -- they make it up as they go along! But we, the believers in the Grace and Salvation of the , the , know the -given Truth, as found within the pages of the blessed . I've had many discussions with those papist ring-kissers, and at no time did any of them confess to having opened the pages of this glorious Book. They seem to think that as long as they curtsy at the cross and then trot up to receive their cracker and wine, they're saved. What a shock they will receive on the Day of Judgment!

Matthew 25:41 "Then shall he say also unto them on the left hand, Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels".

A blessed day to you, dear Sister Mitza,
Sincerely, Isabella W.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: My Introduction

I did not mean to imply the involvement of a priest or a confessional.

That is always worthwhile to confirm. Romish liars often tell one another they're "Christians" but the merest glance at The Bible shows that they're no such thing. Of course they may not ever have read The Bible and so would be ignorant of what God has revealed and what Jesus Christ Himself taught. Quite apart from His example and the reasons He gave for His death at Calvary.

Liars, on the other hand, HAVE read God's word. It's their job to do so and priests are among their number. Popes are maximally deceitful in that not only do they know what God teaches and then do the exact opposite, such as if God commands DON'T DO THIS then they launch a sect based precisely on doing EXACTLY THAT, but also tell everyone that God "told them this new thing" on their exclusive telephone line.

The saddest part is God's "new ongoing revelation" always amounts to I GOD AM A BIG FAT LIAR because as we know from reading The Bible, God is Jesus and what He says is always true.

You can always trust The Bible. Without it, where would we be?

[Faith_Machine]

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Grossman is a Jewish name. Are you sure you're worshiping Jesus, and not trying to kill Him?

[btgrossman]

Re: My Introduction

Is the Church ⛪ you attend Catholic by chance?

No, Sir. IFB.


I am sorry for the confusion I have caused. I did not mean to imply the involvement of a priest or a confessional.