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  • ChristHalen
    Unsaved trash
    • Jul 2019
    • 2

    #1

    Losers against christ.

    I found god. When I was traveling in shithole Brazil on my ceo trip (trying to find some fresh land to fuck up. I run a oil company looking for unseen oil prospects.) This filthy fucking mud person begged me for change in Jesus's name. I could not give him change for that reason. God wouldn't beg why would he tell mud boy to. #TRUMP2020 #MAGA
  • Didymus Much
    Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
    • Jun 2010
    • 14079

    #2
    Re: Losers against christ.

    Originally posted by ChristHalen View Post
    I found god "behind the couch" fanfic deleted
    Yada yada yada "Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus." yada yada.

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    • Isabella White
      True Christian™ Icon of Feminine Virtue
       
      • Mar 2019
      • 4379

      #3
      Re: Losers against christ.

      Originally posted by ChristHalen View Post
      I found god. When I was traveling in shithole Brazil on my ceo trip (trying to find some fresh land to piffle up. I run a oil company looking for unseen oil prospects.) This filthy piffleing mud person begged me for change in Jesus's name. I could not give him change for that reason. God wouldn't beg why would he tell mud boy to. #TRUMP2020 #MAGA
      Hello Mr. Halen: to , at . It appears that you are new here, and we would love to get to know you. While your message is mildly interesting (in a rather unimaginative manner), it does not serve to introduce yourself in a proper way to the believers here at .

      Please try again, and kindly remember to provide the information that we've requested at the top of the Introduction Forum page, which is:

      Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
      We look forward to getting to know you as we study the together.

      Thank you, and may God richly bless you, as you seek as your and here, at ...

      Sincerely, Isabella W.

      P.S. I do hope that you won't be cluttering our Sacred forum with profanities and terms that are not befitting the vocabulary of people here. There are other ways of describing Brazil, you know. Thank you for your cooperation.
      (Mrs.) Isabella White

      Hebrews 10:19 " Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "

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      • Johny Joe Hold
        Mayor of Freehold
         
        • Feb 2010
        • 12993

        #4
        Re: Losers against christ.

        ChristHalen--You certainly like that word "piffle". What does it mean?
        Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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        • James Hutchins
          True Christian™
          Just a Regular Nice Guy
           
          • Jun 2009
          • 29457

          #5
          Re: Losers against christ.

          Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
          ChristHalen--You certainly like that word "piffle". What does it mean?
          I think it is like a 'truffle' only made with ingredients from a third (possibly fourth) world country. That or it is some sort of infant food. You know, baby spew.
          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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          • Morton Weinstein
            Repenting jooboy
            Forum Member
            • May 2014
            • 107

            #6
            Re: Losers against christ.

            Such an insolent and rude manner to make an entrance. Even Joos know how to follow directions. Are you worse than a Joo?

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            • Vengeance Puriel
              Striving in vain for the good ol' corteous Edwardian grace
              Forum Member
              • Jun 2018
              • 324

              #7
              Re: Losers against christ.

              Originally posted by ChristHalen View Post
              I found god. When I was traveling in shithole Brazil on my ceo trip (trying to find some fresh land to piffle up. I run a oil company looking for unseen oil prospects.) This filthy piffleing mud person begged me for change in Jesus's name. I could not give him change for that reason. God wouldn't beg why would he tell mud boy to. #TRUMP2020 #MAGA
              showing your intelligence?
              -Ps 25:10 All the paths of the LORD are mercy and truth unto such as keep his covenant and his testimonies.
              -Ps 33:4 For the word of the LORD is right; and all his works are done in truth.
              -James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.

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              • Zaphiel the one trick pony
                Unsaved trash, apparently mildly retarded, definitely boring
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Jul 2019
                • 48

                #8
                Re: Losers against christ.

                I hope you realize that you're a demon, you earth driller

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                • Dennis Lukes
                  Innkeeper for Christ
                  True Christian™
                  • Dec 2018
                  • 2388

                  #9
                  Re: Losers against christ.

                  Originally posted by Isabella White View Post
                  I do hope that you won't be cluttering our Sacred forum with profanities and terms that are not befitting the vocabulary of people here. There are other ways of describing Brazil, you know.
                  Are there, though? By all means, I agree wholeheartedly on keeping out the sickening potty talk and gutter slang, but nothing else suffices to describe a third world country, especially one so vile as Brazil. Maybe we just shouldn't talk about that horrible place at all? That would certainly make me feel better.
                  I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
                  Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
                  But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
                  From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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                  • Joanna Lytton-Vasey
                    True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
                     
                    • Jul 2014
                    • 8453

                    #10
                    Re: Losers against christ.

                    Originally posted by Dennis Lukes View Post
                    Are there, though? By all means, I agree wholeheartedly on keeping out the sickening potty talk and gutter slang, but nothing else suffices to describe a third world country, especially one so vile as Brazil. Maybe we just shouldn't talk about that horrible place at all? That would certainly make me feel better.
                    Have you seen this, Brother? It's the national seal of Brazil - seal as in official stamp, not those animals the Canucks club to death.




                    Yes, it looks like something the Swedish soccerball team would wear on their shirts for a bet, but my real point is ... Brasil???? What's that about? I think any country that can't even spell its own name correctly is unworthy of our attention.
                    Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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                    • Dennis Lukes
                      Innkeeper for Christ
                      True Christian™
                      • Dec 2018
                      • 2388

                      #11
                      Re: Losers against christ.




                      Yes they truly are a nation of fools and sinners. The only other nation I know of that misspells its own name is "Niger," which isn't the best company to be in. Maybe when Donnie and John Bolton launch their righteous attack on Venezuela, they can divert a few nukes to Rio.
                      I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
                      Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
                      But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
                      From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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                      • MitzaLizalor
                        Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2010
                        • 14636

                        #12
                        Re: Losers against christ.

                        Originally posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey View Post
                        AND they've got the stars backwards.

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