X
 
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
  • FailedWanker
    Unsaved trash, Prone to unsubstantiated threats, mostly lame and boring
    • Jul 2019
    • 11

    #16
    Re: Hi Everyone

    Originally posted by Brother Gonzalez View Post
    So you are asking us to commit suicide? That's a crime, sir.Luckily enough now that Boris Johnson has taken the power, Britain will be great again and the city of Reading will need workers. And that will let you less time to commit crimes online, crimes against the Lord AND against the law.


    PRAISE THE LORD FOR BORIS JOHNSON.
    Asking for someone to commit suicide is not a crime, sir.


    You love references, show me where in the US Penal Code that's a crime.


    Originally posted by BibleReader2231 View Post
    ^How did it feel being rejected by every girl in high school? You know what would actually help you find a decent girlfriend? The Bible you ignorant fool.


    It really boggles my mind how people make judgements about something before they even bothered to read the thing.

    Is poor miss piggy taking offence? How does it feel to be a sweaty-underage-mess-of-a-subhuman?


    Go burn yourself in a pyre.

    Comment

    • Dennis Lukes
      Innkeeper for Christ
      True Christian™
      • Dec 2018
      • 2388

      #17
      Re: Hi Everyone

      Well boy, thanks for giving us further evidence that atheists are all hateful maniacs with no morals. Clearly we'd all be MUCH better people without Lord Jesus. Do all of you people go around telling others to kill themselves?

      Praying for you.
      I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
      Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
      But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
      From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

      Comment

      • FailedWanker
        Unsaved trash, Prone to unsubstantiated threats, mostly lame and boring
        • Jul 2019
        • 11

        #18
        Re: Hi Everyone

        Originally posted by Dennis Lukes View Post
        Well boy, thanks for giving us further evidence that atheists are all hateful maniacs with no morals. Do all of you people go around telling others to kill themselves?

        Praying for you.
        Aye, it's atheists that are hateful.


        It ain't you right?


        1. The one advocating other people are lesser than yourselves since they don't follow your fairy.


        2. The one advocating your country and your people are better than others.


        3. The one advocating women are to be treated like merchandise, or slaves to your medieval beliefs.


        4. The one(s) who admire Hitler, which yeah, I looked it up, you ass-wipes believe he's alive (or was), evidently wishfully hoping he were,


        5. The one(s) who congregate like sheep to follow words in a book written by delusional ass-f*cks,


        You gun-toting retards shall soon have their forum soon flamed to the high end of hell.

        Comment

        • Joanna Lytton-Vasey
          True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
           
          • Jul 2014
          • 8447

          #19
          Re: Hi Everyone

          Originally posted by BaptistsAreTrash View Post
          Asking for someone to commit suicide is not a crime, sir.

          You love references, show me where in the US Penal Code that's a crime.
          Given that you're not in the US, why is the US Penal Code relevant? You might find this more helpful if you want to keep out of trouble.

          (Brother Gonz, let me know privately if you want to take this further and I'll put you in touch with my second-eldest brother.)
          Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

          Comment

          • Brother Gonzalez
            Another brick in Donald´s wall - A.K.A "The Gonz"
            True Christian™
             
            • Sep 2016
            • 2087

            #20
            Re: Hi Everyone

            Originally posted by BaptistsAreTrashAndImAPotty-Mouth View Post
            Asking for someone to commit suicide is not a crime, sir.


            You love references, show me where in the US Penal Code that's a crime.
            I don't love references, I love God. I often quote only form the Bible, but I am going to go with your request here:


            https://www.hg.org/legal-articles/en...new-york-46759


            If we attempt to commit suicide because of your words, you are guilty of involuntary manslaughter. I mean, in your case one of our jew lawyers could get a murder in the first degree conviction.
            And we have your intention written here. Along with all the things you have agreed in our terms and conditions.


            It is VERY rude to come to our little corner in the web to persecute and harass us; committing slander and libel and trying to make us suicide. But your persecution is a good sign!


            Matthew 5:10

            Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake:
            for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.


            Thanks a lot for your service!
            1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.

            Comment

            • Brother Gonzalez
              Another brick in Donald´s wall - A.K.A "The Gonz"
              True Christian™
               
              • Sep 2016
              • 2087

              #21
              Re: Hi Everyone

              Originally posted by BaptistsAreTrashAndImAPotty-Mouth View Post
              1. The one advocating other people are lesser than yourselves since they don't follow your fairy.
              No, we are not. God is. Can you spot the difference?

              2. The one advocating your country and your people are better than others.
              No, we are not. My country is a shithole.

              3. The one advocating women are to be treated like merchandise, or slaves to your medieval beliefs.
              No, we are not, again, God is. We do not modify nor dilute the word of God to make it appear more modern or up-to-date. God is not a feminist, nor a communist, nor a vegan. He wrote this things once, and since He knows it all, He should not change those things. That wouldn't make sense: if women were to be equal to men, why did God not tell this 3000 years ago? Just to make women suffer? Not buying it, no.

              4. The one(s) who admire Hitler, which yeah, I looked it up, you ass-wipes believe he's alive (or was), evidently wishfully hoping he were,
              For the last time (I hope): Hitler was a Catholic and, unless he repented while suiciding, he is rotting in Hell. We have nothing to do with him, the Pope, or other Catholics. They are all evil. Of course, if he repented, God has him in His glory right now. He forgives all sins, including mass murder; the only unforgivable sin is blasphemy against the Holy Ghost.

              5. The one(s) who congregate like sheep to follow words in a book written by delusional ass-f*cks,
              No, you are.

              You gun-toting retards shall soon have their forum soon flamed to the high end of hell.
              So you believe there is a hell. Finally, a step forward!
              1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.

              Comment

              • MitzaLizalor
                Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2010
                • 14622

                #22
                Re: Hi Everyone

                Originally posted by BibleReader2231 View Post
                How did it feel being rejected by every girl in high school?
                You forgot to mention boys, pets and vegetation.

                Comment

                • Didymus Much
                  Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                  • Jun 2010
                  • 14079

                  #23
                  Re: Hi Everyone

                  Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
                  You forgot to mention boys, pets and vegetation.
                  Possessors of olfactory glands.


                  This is a list thread now.

                  Comment

                  • Jim C. Lombardo
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Aug 2014
                    • 565

                    #24
                    Re: Hi Everyone

                    Hello kind sir, Mr. Hughes. I've been following this distressing thread you started and couldn't help but notice that your current location is your basement (or your mom's presumably) trying to locate your bellend. I don't pretend to know what a "bellend" is, presumably a non-American term, I gather. What perturbs me is you seem less interested investing that time to find Jesus instead. I will pray to God to clear out the callow blackness of your heart and insert a newfound love for Lord Jesus Christ. Otherwise, the only bellend you will need to concern about are the ringing Bells signifying the END TIMES; His Second Coming!

                    Exodus 28: 34-35


                    34 A golden bell and a pomegranate, a golden bell and a pomegranate, upon the hem of the robe round about.
                    35 And it shall be upon Aaron to minister: and his sound shall be heard when he goeth in unto the holy place before the Lord, and when he cometh out, that he die not.

                    Comment

                    • BibleReader2231
                      Forum Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Jul 2018
                      • 567

                      #25
                      Re: Hi Everyone

                      Originally posted by BaptistsAreTrashAndImAPotty-Mouth View Post
                      Aye, it's atheists that are hateful.


                      It ain't you right?


                      1. The one advocating other people are lesser than yourselves since they don't follow your fairy.


                      2. The one advocating your country and your people are better than others.


                      3. The one advocating women are to be treated like merchandise, or slaves to your medieval beliefs.


                      4. The one(s) who admire Hitler, which yeah, I looked it up, you ass-wipes believe he's alive (or was), evidently wishfully hoping he were,


                      5. The one(s) who congregate like sheep to follow words in a book written by delusional ass-f*cks,


                      You gun-toting retards shall soon have their forum soon flamed to the high end of hell.
                      Mentally ill people as well as autists RELY on us for survival. They are indeed lesser humans. Care to provide any proof to rebuke that?

                      Oh dear. The USA is indeed the greatest country on this planet. How can you disagree?

                      If you read The Bible, you would know that we females know our place and toil hard so that our husbands can succeed and provide.

                      Hitler. That’s a funny one. Do you have proof that Hitler was indeed killed? Have you gone to his funeral personally or know where he was “executed” without googling it?

                      Guns are a basic right in America. I dare you to say otherwise. Do you not like The Constitution? Are you communist?

                      Your ignorance is unfounded. Have you even opened The Bible?
                      My name is Maxine Levantine. I am 17 and follow the KJV Bible to a T. If you are wanting to hit on me you can turn away. THIS is reserved for Jesus and my future husband (whoever that may be).

                      Comment

                      • MitzaLizalor
                        Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2010
                        • 14622

                        #26
                        Re: Hi Everyone

                        Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                        P.


                        This is a list thread now.
                        girls
                        boys
                        pets
                        vegetation
                        possessors of olfactory glands
                        the sighted

                        Comment

                        • NogEenNederlandseRukker
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • Jul 2019
                          • 1

                          #27
                          Re: Hi Everyone

                          Welcome

                          Comment

                          • Jim C. Lombardo
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                            • Aug 2014
                            • 565

                            #28
                            Re: Hi Everyone

                            Hey Jans, what's with the pedophallic image in your profile photo? Not cool for Jesus, man!

                            Comment

                            • Joseph Seed
                              Unsaved trash
                              • Jun 2019
                              • 24

                              #29
                              Re: Hi Everyone

                              Originally posted by Brother Gonzalez View Post
                              I don't love references, I love God. I often quote only form the Bible, but I am going to go with your request here:


                              https://www.hg.org/legal-articles/en...new-york-46759


                              If we attempt to commit suicide because of your words, you are guilty of involuntary manslaughter. I mean, in your case one of our jew lawyers could get a murder in the first degree conviction.
                              And we have your intention written here. Along with all the things you have agreed in our terms and conditions.


                              It is VERY rude to come to our little corner in the web to persecute and harass us; committing slander and libel and trying to make us suicide. But your persecution is a good sign!


                              Matthew 5:10

                              Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake:
                              for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.


                              Thanks a lot for your service!
                              so you ban/change peoples accounts if they're opinions/they are different?
                              sure you guys arent fascist?

                              Comment

                              • Didymus Much
                                Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                                • Jun 2010
                                • 14079

                                #30
                                Re: Hi Everyone

                                Originally posted by Joseph Seed View Post
                                so you ban/change peoples accounts if they're opinions/they are different? ...
                                Um, HELLO?

                                They don't ban people who have different opinions at all. In fact, they welcome them, in order to show that they (the True Christians™) are right and everyone else is wrong (as far as the King James Bible is concerned).

                                They ban people who cannot behave themselves appropriately in a public place.

                                ...sure you guys arent fascist?
                                Before they answer that, you prove that God isn't a fascist.

                                addendum/edit: use Scripture, not your ignorant opinion, thanks

                                Comment

                                Working...