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  • Lord SamIam
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    • Sep 2008
    • 33

    #1

    Hail, I am the light of Lucifer!

    Skal,

    My name is Logan J. Samhain. I am 21 years old and have been a born again, saved Christian since I was about 9 years old.

    I've been a lurker on Landover Baptist Church's Website and Forums for more than a year and find the articles, posts, and thoughts informative, insightful, and delight your ability to provide wit and, I daresay, even humor in even the most serious or grievous of announcements or posts. However, please understand that I am not making fun of you (you in the collective sense) nor do I propose that you're being humorous as if this were a parody, example:

    "And my soul shall be joyful in the LORD: it shall rejoice in his salvation." - Psalm 35:9

    As I see here you are merely practicing what you preach. You follow the entire KJV1611 as God's will for you and everyone; therefore, you are merely being joyous even when you must be grave. At least, that is my take on the view.

    Now I am attracted to this website because of the unique way in which you take the KJV1611. You openly admit that you preach and practice down to the letter of God's infallible Word and this is quite commendable, even when you work, seemingly, faults or contradicitions to show how it really fits. The Word seems to contradict itself - you point out how the, seemingly, conflicting sides work together to coincide. I find that to be very neat.

    I apologize for my ramblings, but it's a bit hard to integrate into a new community, even an online one, and it can be difficult to discuss such things when you're new. Basically why I am here is because I am interested in participating in your discussions and learning more about how you study and use the Word. This is the only community I've ever seen with enough inteliigence to accept every verse, in its entirety, without having to blatantly warp the views on it.

    By the way, I do not have a blog or a picture or anything of that sort. I will do my best to describe myself though - I'm a 5'9" white skinned American male, born and raised Southern, with short red hair and blue eyes. I've long studyed theology, though my knowledge of the Bible, especially the KJV1611, is not nearly as completely and fully commandable as yours has proven to be. I'm a Southern Baptist.

    I do have a question though, if you will forgive my impudence, pride and vanity:

    You claim to follow the entire KJV1611 to the letter. Let me open my question with these three verses:

    "17: Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.


    18: For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.


    19: Whosoever therefore shall break one of these least commandments, and shall teach men so, he shall be called the least in the kingdom of heaven: but whosoever shall do and teach them, the same shall be called great in the kingdom of heaven." ~ Matthew 5:17-19


    It is my interpretation that Jesus is telling us that He comes not to break the Law. Indeed, not one jot or one tittle shall pass from the Law until He fulfills the Law.


    However, according to Jewish tradition there are 613 commandments (with the ones added by Jesus there are over 1,000) found in the Old Testament. Do you know these? Do you follow them? I realize you probably do not follow the Rabbinical teachings, but surely those laid out in black and white by God Himself are to be followed, such as the commandment not to eat meat and dairy (Exodus 23:19), not to wear mixtures of wool and linen (Deuteronomy 22:11), etc.


    I read a previous post on these fine boards discussing the similarities between a new Christian and a new cook to those of a Master Christian and a Master Chef. While the newbie needs to be heavily shackled and bound by law, and procedure, ritual and recipe, in an attempt to promote good habits, a Master now knows better and does not need the law and ritual because it comes as easy as breathing. But, is not even the Master Chef still bound by the laws of space and time? Of physics and logic? Water does not boil at 100 degress F no matter how excellent a Chef you are - just as God told us, time and time again in the Old Testament, His commandments, all of them, are binding and eternal. (I believe He uses the terms "Forever" and "For all generations")


    Please understand that I approach you in respect and do not wish to sound argumentative. After all, a forum is meant to be a place of education and enlightment.


    God Bless You All,


    Humbly,
    Samhain


    P.S. I do not have the internet and must go to a wireless cafe in my spare time to post, unless I am able to, occassionally, do so on my phone. Please be patient if I do not respond immediately.


    P.P.S. I realize the Satanic elements of my name. My name is Samhain and I apologize for any offense this might bring; but, please rest assured that this is merely another example of how, ultimately, even the darkness must serve the Light.
  • JennyD
    Honorary True Christian™
    Sweet Placid Sister
    Forum Member
    • Dec 2007
    • 9567

    #2
    Re: Hail

    Originally posted by Lord Samhain View Post
    However, according to Jewish tradition there are 613 commandments (with the ones added by Jesus there are over 1,000) found in the Old Testament. Do you know these? Do you follow them? I realize you probably do not follow the Rabbinical teachings, but surely those laid out in black and white by God Himself are to be followed, such as the commandment not to eat meat and dairy (Exodus 23:19), not to wear mixtures of wool and linen (Deuteronomy 22:11), etc.
    Of course. If you bothered to read this site, you'd already know we follow EVERY commandment, punk. (Sacrifices were eliminated through the sacrifice of Jesus, and dietary restrictions removed clearly in Peter's vision, Acts 10.)

    Please don't try to prove how very clever you are by accusing us of hypocrisy. Either we follow ALL of God's commandments, or we may as well follow none; once we start deciding for ourselves what to follow and what not to follow, we are ignoring God for our own desires.

    P.P.S. I realize the Satanic elements of my name. My name is Samhain and I apologize for any offense this might bring; but, please rest assured that this is merely another example of how, ultimately, even the darkness must serve the Light.
    It seems your "Light" of choice is Lucifer. Why didn't you simply name yourself Lord Satan? Or was that taken by yet another punk poseur like yourself?

    I think you're just another Wiccan who is going to start, in your third or fourth post, telling us how your little cult, cobbled together by Gerald Gardner in 1954 from plagiarized rites from Crowley's OTO, is "older than Christianity"!

    Hail, indeed. I know bullsleet when I see it, pup!
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    • Lord SamIam
      Unsaved Trash
      • Sep 2008
      • 33

      #3
      Re: Hail

      Skal Ms. Jenny, First allow me to thank you for your swift reply. Whether you are or are not a hypocrite is not for me to decide as I do not know you. However, you quote Acts 10 as your source to support your belief that the dietary laws are no longer effective. Could you please read Acts 10:11-15 and then Acts 10:28? Do you stand by your argument? This event, the Unkosher Dream, as some call it, is not a literal commandment to eat of all of the fruits of the animal kingdom, it's a metaphorical prophecy that shows how God desires His workers to witness and respect all of the races of all men, not just Jews or Greeks. God, and Jesus His Son, are, seemingly, fans of hyperbole in prophecy and often liberally mix it with metaphorical symbols such as those seen in Jesus' parables or the prophecies of Revelation. Secondly, I will and will not make a claim to my religious standing. You suspect me of practicing witchcraft and that is fine. If I deny it why would my simple words change your mind? You are an intelligent young woman and will have no trouble changing your own opinions or beliefs as I present proof about myself. You now see me as a Wiccan here to chastise Christians. I will act how I will and maybe in time you will change that point-of-view. I have no love of witches and find Wicca to be asinine and I hope more and more of my words and actions show it. As to my name - you can see Samhain is my name. Obviously I chose my own real name over a false, pretentious handle. Samhain (I am sorry for the nightmarish format. I am using my phone and cannot make paragraphs.)

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78556

        #4
        Re: Hail

        Let me ask you this; Do you like green eggs and ham?
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Nobar King
          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
          Christ's Guardian
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2007
          • 23748

          #5
          Re: Hail

          Why all this talk about skal?
          SKÅL: Skal International Association of Travel and Tourism ...

          Skål is the only International Association which brings together all sectors of the Travel and Tourism Professional Industry.
          www.skal.org/
          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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          • Lord SamIam
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            • Sep 2008
            • 33

            #6
            Re: Hail

            Funny you'd asked that. When I was a little boy I'd dye my eggs green with food coloring. Ham... doesn't dye well. SamIam

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            • Lord SamIam
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              • Sep 2008
              • 33

              #7
              Re: Hail

              Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
              Why all this talk about skal?
              Skal is a Nordic toast meaning "Health!" or "Good Health to you!". It's merely a token of manners, sir. SamIam

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              • Nobar King
                Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                Christ's Guardian
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2007
                • 23748

                #8
                Re: Hail

                Are you just trying to confuse us?
                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                • Lord SamIam
                  Unsaved Trash
                  • Sep 2008
                  • 33

                  #9
                  Re: Hail

                  Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                  Are you just trying to confuse us?
                  I'm not a Papist, good sir. Deceit is not in my nature. SamIam

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78556

                    #10
                    Re: Hail

                    Originally posted by Lord SamIam View Post
                    Skal is a Nordic toast meaning "Health!" or "Good Health to you!". It's merely a token of manners, sir. SamIam
                    Speaking in foreign gibberish is NOT "a token of manners" on God's favorite forum. We speak American here.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • Lord SamIam
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                      • Sep 2008
                      • 33

                      #11
                      Re: Hail

                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                      Speaking in foreign gibberish is NOT "a token of manners" on God's favorite forum. We speak American here.
                      Well noted, I will remember that the next time I feel the need to speak gibberish. Is gobbeldygook acceptable? SamIam

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                      • Daisy Mae Johnson
                        The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                        Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                        aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 15708

                        #12
                        Re: Hail

                        Originally posted by Lord SamIam View Post
                        Well noted, I will remember that the next time I feel the need to speak gibberish. Is gobbeldygook acceptable? SamIam
                        No, it's nigra speak.
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                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 78556

                          #13
                          Re: Hail

                          Originally posted by Lord SamIam View Post
                          Well noted, I will remember that the next time I feel the need to speak gibberish. Is gobbeldygook acceptable? SamIam
                          Listen SamIam, we are here to praise Jesus. Why are you here? Have you read THIS thread for nOObs yet? I urge you to do so now.
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • Lord SamIam
                            Unsaved Trash
                            • Sep 2008
                            • 33

                            #14
                            Re: Hail

                            Ms. Thumper, I was not aware that Nigras possessed the required mental facilities to speak. Already I am learning. Pastor, I have read your introductory threads, thank you. Did you read my original post? I'm sure that you'll find my intentions there. God bless! SamIam

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                            • Nobar King
                              Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                              Christ's Guardian
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2007
                              • 23748

                              #15
                              Re: Hail

                              Originally posted by Lord SamIam View Post
                              Ms. Thumper, I was not aware that Nigras possessed the required mental facilities to speak.
                              That's quite a strange statement. Part of their problem is that they speak too much. Often they repeat themselves 5 times just to make sure the first four aren't forgotten.
                              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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