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I hope to meet a Christian lady for dating.
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I'll bet you do, dear. I'll bet that would be a real step up for you. In the meantime, why don't you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how came to find Jesus among the dark heathens of this world.Originally posted by Tutthakkamun View PostHello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Hello, Mr. Tutthakkamun, andOriginally posted by Tutthakkamun View Post
to 
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. We are pleased that you have made your way here, but it appears that you have not provided us with the bits of information that we've requested. From the top of our Introduction Forum, please observe:
Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
You will find that we are a group of
servants of the 
, studying the 
. We do not cherry-pick our favorite verses, nor do we ignore the ones that most people do not like, such as the verses that most clearly say that you deserve to burn in 
for all of eternity:
Revelation 20:15 "And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire."
Salvation through the shed
of the Lamb, repentance, and serving the are our objectives here. As such, I must warn you, here and now, that this is not a drive-through dating site. Kindly do not attempt to use this 
-sent forum for such debauchery.
We look forward to getting to know you here, at our friendly.
Sincerely, Isabella W.(Mrs.) Isabella White
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