New forum member introduction

[Issac Cleveland]

Hello fellow christans,




By the way of a short introduction, I am Issac Clevland. I am very active in my church and work to fight christan oppression. I joined these fourms to connect with some of my other fellow christans.




favorite Bible verse : Hebrews 13:5-6 because of it's uplifting message about courage.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Hello Mr. Cleveland, and welcome to our friendly forums! Tell us, how did you find Jesus in this dark and wicked world? What do you find the most successful for rebuking sinners in His Name? I have a large leather tote bag that carries heavy, solid stones in it myself, but I know men don't carry handbags. Do you put them in the pockets of your cargo shorts?

[Isabella White]

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Hello, Mr. Cleveland, and to at . We are pleased that you have found your way to our friendly church, and we look forward to fellowship with you as we study the together. You will find that we are a group of servants of the . We do not cherry-pick our favorite verses, nor do we ignore the ones that most people do not like, such as the verses that most clearly say that you deserve to burn in for all of eternity because of your wretched sins:

Revelation 20:15 "And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire."

If I might ask, I'm wondering how you came to find as your and ; how long you have been saved; and, what you do to fight oppression to the servants of in your church. It's not that I'm being nosy; heavens, no -- I just like to share the concerns of true servants of the .

We look forward to getting to know you here, at our cordial .

Sincerely, Isabella W.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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By the way of a short introduction, I am Issac Clevland.

Hello Mr, Mrs or Miss Cleveland (or possibly Clevland - please clarify) and I offer a warm welcome to our forums, in the spirit of Hebrews 13:2. Be not forgetful to entertain strangers: for thereby some have entertained angels unawares.


Issac is an unusual name. Is it the female version of Isaac, or was your birth registered by an illiterate parent?


Do tell us all about your life, your journey with Christ and - most important - what church you attend.

[Dennis Lukes]

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I am very active in my church and work to fight christan oppression.

Sounds like a fluffy bunny liberal church to me, son. You can't be following very much of the Bible if you're fighting Christian oppression. The Lord commands Christians to oppress such peoples as women (Ephesians 5:22, 1 Timothy 2:12), blacks (Genesis 9:25, Ephesians 6:5), and homosexuals (Leviticus 18:22, Leviticus 20:13). If you don't, you will go to Hell (James 2:10).

I pray that you will be receptive to our rebukes and enable us to steer you onto the righteous path.

[Dana723]

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Hello Mr, Mrs or Miss Cleveland (or possibly Clevland - please clarify) and I offer a warm welcome to our forums, in the spirit of Hebrews 13:2. Be not forgetful to entertain strangers: for thereby some have entertained angels unawares.


Issac is an unusual name. Is it the female version of Isaac, or was your birth registered by an illiterate parent?


Do tell us all about your life, your journey with Christ and - most important - what church you attend.

It's a strange thing when a person can't spell their own name. But welcome Isaac/Issac Cleveland/Clevland. Do you have other names that you go by?

[Faith_Machine]

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Isaac, thank you for not trolling and attacking us.

It's such a blessing to meet a man like you.

[MitzaLizalor]

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There's not much I can add to the welcoming remarks so far. Hebrews is always encouraging, be assured that any effort you make to understand Jesus, who He was and what He sacrificed, will be supported here.

The Bible is easy to understand. Its words have straightforward meanings as Jesus explained:

Luke 18:17 Verily I say unto you, Whosoever shall not receive the kingdom of God as a little child shall in no wise enter therein.

"Plonkers" (that's what I call them) say that complex ideas are needed to understand Salvation. I looked some up as an example:

Antidisestablishmentarianism
Reformed theology [Calvinism] vs Arminianism
Doctorate of Philosophy in Integrated Apologetics
Hilarious ontological arguments
Baptism in the Holy Spirit as understood by the Assemblies of God
Transcendental Argument for the Existence of God (TAG)
Anthropopathism

but how many children could understand that? They couldn't. Neither should we, where Salvation is concerned.


Welcome to the forum.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: New forum member introduction

Hello fellow christans,




By the way of a short introduction, I am Issac Clevland. I am very active in my church and work to fight christan oppression. I joined these fourms to connect with some of my other fellow christans.




favorite Bible verse : Hebrews 13:5-6 because of it's uplifting message about courage.

Hold on young man, Christians do not engage in oppression

[Uncle Rutherford]

Re: New forum member introduction

Hello fellow christans,




By the way of a short introduction, I am Issac Clevland. I am very active in my church and work to fight christan oppression. I joined these fourms to connect with some of my other fellow christans.



favorite Bible verse : Hebrews 13:5-6 because of it's uplifting message about courage.

What in White Jesus’s name is a Christan? Is it what followers and entourage groupies of the latest rapper call themselves? Issac Clevland you sound like the lowest form of typical uneducated nigra if you can’t even spell your own name right. I fear you may even be a mooselamb nigra. May White Jesus save your hellbound soul.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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What in White Jesus’s name is a Christan? Is it what followers and entourage groupies of the latest rapper call themselves? Issac Clevland you sound like the lowest form of typical uneducated nigra if you can’t even spell your own name right. I fear you may even be a mooselamb nigra. May White Jesus save your hellbound soul.

White Jesus is a tautology.
YIC

[Uncle Rutherford]

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White Jesus is a tautology.
YIC

Gotta drive home the point. Some crazies actually believe he’s brown skinned because of the location of his birth.

[MitzaLizalor]

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Gotta drive home the point. Some crazies actually believe he’s brown skinned because of the location of his birth.

But the complexion of denizens therefrom has been described:

I Samuel 16:12 And he sent, and brought him in. Now he was ruddy, and withal of a beautiful countenance, and goodly to look to. And the LORD said, Arise, anoint him: for this is he.

1 Samuel 17:42 And when the Philistine looked about, and saw David, he disdained him: for he was but a youth, and ruddy, and of a fair countenance.

Song of Solomon 5:10 My beloved is white and ruddy, the chiefest among ten thousand.

Lamentations 4:7 Her Nazarites were purer than snow, they were whiter than milk, they were more ruddy in body than rubies, their polishing was of sapphire.

"Crazy" seems to involve deranged thoughts. The people you describe seem never to have thought at all.

[James Hutchins]

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Good day sir.
What Church do you attend? As I have traveled to nearly every city, town, and burg, perhaps he have met in a moment of fellowship and rapture?

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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Don't you just hate it when people abandon their Introduction threads? I see that Issac/Isaac Clevland/Cleveland (I hope the latter in both cases, as I understand that Issac is some sort of gangsta name and Clevland sounds German, as though it ought to start with a K and be pronounced Klef-lant) is still with us, but seems unwilling to truly fellowship with us.

This makes me sad.