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  • Emily Brent
    Rocks For Brains, Unsaved trash, hopelessly weird
    • May 2013
    • 111

    #16
    Re: just me

    Hello dear. I have plenty of money, and would be happy to escort you to Ham's Amusement, just the two of us.
    No spoose should be more attractive than the other - that way, no one is satisfied, and the marriage can be happy.

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    • BibleReader2231
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Jul 2018
      • 567

      #17
      Re: just me

      Ma’am I know it’s probably sun down and you’re having one of your old devil’s moments but regardless why on Earth would any respectable teenage girl want to go gallivanting off with an elderly female stranger? I am reporting your post to my Pa Miss Brent. I may not be married yet but he is the authority figure in my life right now.
      My name is Maxine Levantine. I am 17 and follow the KJV Bible to a T. If you are wanting to hit on me you can turn away. THIS is reserved for Jesus and my future husband (whoever that may be).

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      • Emily Brent
        Rocks For Brains, Unsaved trash, hopelessly weird
        • May 2013
        • 111

        #18
        Re: just me

        I am happy to speak to your father, I'm sure him and I will see eye to eye; you are being a vexatious girl at this moment, almost vain. Who needs to learn to appreciate generosity from another.

        We must be strong Maxime, and virtuous. A bit of advice, should we make a personal acqauitence, a splash of au de cologne would do you good, I should not wish to have you announce your kitchen stench quite so emphatically.
        No spoose should be more attractive than the other - that way, no one is satisfied, and the marriage can be happy.

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        • BrotherLarry
          Revelationary Equine Gnathologist for Christ
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2014
          • 2249

          #19
          Re: just me

          The Lord told me to tell you to stop trying to lead Sister Max into temptation. This young 17, 18, or 19 year old child of God has enough on her old maid’s mind without your demonic influence confusing her. She lives a life of servitude to her dear father and the jewels in her crown come the Glory will dazzle the eye.

          Hallelujah!
          Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
          “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

          Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
          Amen and Amen

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          • Emily Brent
            Rocks For Brains, Unsaved trash, hopelessly weird
            • May 2013
            • 111

            #20
            Re: just me

            Mr. Larry

            I mean this in the kindest respect, but would you be so kind not to interfere with my efforts for the betterment of young girls, much as I would extend the same to you in your affairs helping young men. Thank you.


            I'm sorry it has to be this way Maxine, but I cannot help you dear with this hostility - I will pray for you.


            - Emily B.
            No spoose should be more attractive than the other - that way, no one is satisfied, and the marriage can be happy.

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            • Isabella White
              True Christian™ Icon of Feminine Virtue
               
              • Mar 2019
              • 4310

              #21
              Re: just me

              Originally posted by Emily Brent View Post
              Mr. Larry

              I mean this in the kindest respect, but would you be so kind not to interfere with my efforts for the betterment of young girls, much as I would extend the same to you in your affairs helping young men. Thank you.

              I'm sorry it has to be this way Maxine, but I cannot help you dear with this hostility - I will pray for you.

              - Emily B.
              Dear Miss Brent: I do realize that this is none of my business, but as a senior, lady, might I remind you of these powerful, instructive words from within the blessed pages of the :

              I Timothy 2:12 " But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence."

              I might also remind you that our much-beloved Brother Larry has been a for many years, and he follows the teaching and leading of the , faithfully and without fault. If Brother Larry says that the has given him a message to deliver unto you, then, surely you can see that your complaint is with the for giving the message, and not with dear Brother Larry for delivering it.

              I Timothy 6:11 "But thou, O man of God, flee these things; and follow after righteousness, godliness, faith, love, patience, meekness."

              I do so hope that will reconsider your harsh words to Brother Larry, before the sends Holy Wrath to you.

              Romans 2:5 " But after thy hardness and impenitent heart treasurest up unto thyself wrath against the day of wrath and revelation of the righteous judgment of God".

              Sincerely, Isabella W.
              P.S. I must also add, that you should consider yourself grateful if you have avoided receiving an Infraction Notice for the above-noted offense.
              (Mrs.) Isabella White

              Hebrews 10:19 " Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "

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              • PeterCrackhead
                A.k.a. "Peter the Tweeter"
                Unsaved trash, fails at universal grammar
                Became world champion of laziness without even trying
                • Nov 2019
                • 138

                #22
                Re: just me

                Originally posted by BrotherLarry View Post
                The Lord told me to tell you to stop trying to lead Sister Max into temptation. This young 17, 18, or 19 year old child of God has enough on her old maid’s mind without your demonic influence confusing her. She lives a life of servitude to her dear father and the jewels in her crown come the Glory will dazzle the eye.

                Hallelujah!
                Are you suggesting she is imitating Lott’s daughter?

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                • Vengeance Puriel
                  Striving in vain for the good ol' corteous Edwardian grace
                  Forum Member
                  • Jun 2018
                  • 324

                  #23
                  Re: just me

                  Originally posted by queef View Post
                  my chat name is "qweqweqwe" cuz i love 3 letters
                  i love spicy food and such


                  Im christian and looking to find someone with the same love jesus (aka everyone).

                  have a good day
                  Start by following the rules and tell us about yourself, how you found Jesus, what Church you go to.
                  -Ps 25:10 All the paths of the LORD are mercy and truth unto such as keep his covenant and his testimonies.
                  -Ps 33:4 For the word of the LORD is right; and all his works are done in truth.
                  -James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.

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                  • Vengeance Puriel
                    Striving in vain for the good ol' corteous Edwardian grace
                    Forum Member
                    • Jun 2018
                    • 324

                    #24
                    Re: just me

                    Originally posted by BrotherLarry View Post
                    While I wait patiently for this poster to give a proper introduction that honors the forum instructions, how about somebody ordering a batch of crab dragoons. Or is that contrary to Leviticus?
                    Me as well, I ran out of gum waiting.
                    Last edited by Vengeance Puriel; 11-28-2019, 02:46 AM. Reason: <font color="White">Christian</font> didn't work for me
                    -Ps 25:10 All the paths of the LORD are mercy and truth unto such as keep his covenant and his testimonies.
                    -Ps 33:4 For the word of the LORD is right; and all his works are done in truth.
                    -James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.

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                    • Emily Brent
                      Rocks For Brains, Unsaved trash, hopelessly weird
                      • May 2013
                      • 111

                      #25
                      Re: just me

                      Originally posted by Vengeance Puriel View Post
                      Me as well, I ran out of gum waiting.


                      Good riddance. Gum chewing is repulsive, revolting and wrong. Chewing and chewing all day long, like a cow does. You best use your mouth for pleasing Jesus, young man.
                      No spoose should be more attractive than the other - that way, no one is satisfied, and the marriage can be happy.

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                      • Vengeance Puriel
                        Striving in vain for the good ol' corteous Edwardian grace
                        Forum Member
                        • Jun 2018
                        • 324

                        #26
                        Re: just me

                        Originally posted by Emily Brent View Post
                        Good riddance. Gum chewing is repulsive, revolting and wrong. Chewing and chewing all day long, like a cow does. You best use your mouth for pleasing Jesus, young man.
                        With all due respect chewing gum helped me quit smoking cigarettes.
                        -Ps 25:10 All the paths of the LORD are mercy and truth unto such as keep his covenant and his testimonies.
                        -Ps 33:4 For the word of the LORD is right; and all his works are done in truth.
                        -James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.

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