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  • Isabella White
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    Re: Seeking a visionary

    Originally posted by Mensan View Post
    Quite tasty, and from the George Washington distillery! Very limited, very expensive pale whiskey. You'd never afford it, however, my second teer is Jameson Irish, one you could afford at the low end of $24 a 1/5. Canadian and Kentucky whiskey is the bottom of the barrel peon brands. Cheers!
    Dear Mr. Mensan: I must caution you against the use of alcohol, spirits, beer, wine, moonshine, hooch, firewater, tipple, bubbly, champers, or anything that is remotely associated with "booze". One must abandon such demonic interests if one hopes to inherit a Heavenly mansion built by .

    I Corinthians 6:9,10:
    9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,
    10 Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.

    John 14:2 "In my Father's house are many mansions: if it were not so, I would have told you. I go to prepare a place for you."

    Sincerely, Isabella W.

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  • Basilissa
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    Originally posted by Mensan View Post
    Quite tasty, and from the George Washington distillery! Very limited, very expensive pale whiskey. You'd never afford it, however, my second teer is Jameson Irish, one you could afford at the low end of $24 a 1/5.
    Does drinking that cheap stuff make you think you can walk on water and/or that there were no books before Gutenberg? (Do you credit him with the invention of writing or something?)

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  • Alvin Moss
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    Re: Seeking a visionary

    Originally posted by Mensan View Post
    Quite tasty, and from the George Washington distillery! Very limited, very expensive pale whiskey. You'd never afford it, however, my second teer is Jameson Irish, one you could afford at the low end of $24 a 1/5. Canadian and Kentucky whiskey is the bottom of the barrel peon brands. Cheers!

    Dancing, playing dominos and drinking whiskey are not activities that a Christian would approve of.

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  • Mensan
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    Re: Seeking a visionary

    Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
    Whatever you have been drinking since last night, dear, it would be a good time to stop now. How about that promised walk on water of yours?
    Quite tasty, and from the George Washington distillery! Very limited, very expensive pale whiskey. You'd never afford it, however, my second teer is Jameson Irish, one you could afford at the low end of $24 a 1/5. Canadian and Kentucky whiskey is the bottom of the barrel peon brands. Cheers!

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  • Basilissa
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    Re: Seeking a visionary

    Originally posted by Mensan View Post
    When does the bombing start on Iran? The hive of ISIS and all evil on our country? Looks like the Chi-Coms and Russians are doing naval joint tasks as buddies so it may be the end here. Muslim (as a religion) seems to be a virus spreading the world gone largely unchecked. A visionary can predict Trump, or should Pence vision, and just when. All I want for 2020 is peace, but these Muslim dudes have pooped on our country and our world. I say, "bye, bye."https://www.landoverbaptist.net/core/images/smilies/lex_12.gif
    Whatever you have been drinking since last night, dear, it would be a good time to stop now. How about that promised walk on water of yours?

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  • Mensan
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    When does the bombing start on Iran? The hive of ISIS and all evil on our country? Looks like the Chi-Coms and Russians are doing naval joint tasks as buddies so it may be the end here. Muslim (as a religion) seems to be a virus spreading the world gone largely unchecked. A visionary can predict Trump, or should Pence vision, and just when. All I want for 2020 is peace, but these Muslim dudes have pooped on our country and our world. I say, "bye, bye."https://www.landoverbaptist.net/core/images/smilies/lex_12.gif

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  • MitzaLizalor
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    Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
    Do you know how many times God asks people to "chill?"
    By "chill" do you mean like the Zidonians?
    Judges 18
    7 Then the five men departed, and came to Laish, and saw the people that were therein, how they dwelt careless, after the manner of the Zidonians, quiet and secure; and there was no magistrate in the land, that might put them to shame in any thing; and they were far from the Zidonians, and had no business with any man.

    It didn't turn out so well for them.

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  • Basilissa
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    Originally posted by Mensan View Post
    [regarding Gutenberg]Uh, because it's the first bible? If you're denying that, then I'll walk on water, but just for you and you xyl.
    Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
    How are you planning to prove that Gutenberg Bible is the oldest Bible in existence? Are you planning to burn all existing ancient manuscripts to prove yourself right?
    I see that you have a short attention span (or maybe at your age it's Alzheimer), so I copied this exchange for your convenience. When and where are you planning to perform the feat of walking on water? I am willing to fly anywhere within the continental US.

    Originally posted by Mensan View Post
    I keep one in every room of the house including the garage and attic. I'm mostly blind and deaf, so I was curious how you'd respond, not good. This forum is angry, contentious, self absorbing, and extremely abusive. I think that may border on a hate crime but I'll have to check with my buds in DHS and DJT. You guys really need to "chill and take a friend to watch a good ol' fashoned movie."
    Dear, we cannot chill because we have to follow the Bible. Do you know how many times God asks people to "chill?" Zero. Not even once. Why would we go against God's will?

    Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
    This site certainly does provide parity. Not unlike Fox News, The Landover Baptist Church Web site is "fair and balanced."

    So if you're looking for information parity, for a dose of unbiased reality to contrast with all the demon-inspired nonsense in the globalist mainstream media, well, you've come to the right place.
    Amen, Brother. We are all for parity. We accept all sorts of heathens to our Godly site, we do not discriminate anyone. We offer God's Word to people of all races, ethnicities, and other cripples.

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  • Mary Etheldreda
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    Originally posted by Vengeance Puriel View Post
    I'm impressed with your approach here.
    Sister Mitza is one of Jesus' most valuable creations. This is why she shall be seated at the right hand of the Almighty come the Rapture when True Christians(tm) are swooped up into the Heavens. I just pray if she's caught inside, there is an open window or door when that happens.

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  • Vengeance Puriel
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    Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
    The problem with your "sin/failure/learning" model is what people learn. It's not a new idea. Cain for example sinned and failed. What did he learn? Only how to sin even more. He sinned, step one in your scheme. He failed: step two completed successfully. He learned TO DO MURDER; not the outcome you'd led us to expect!
    Genesis 4:6-8
    6 The LORD said unto Cain, Why art thou wroth? and why is thy countenance fallen?
    7 If thou doest well, shalt thou not be accepted? and if thou doest not well, sin lieth at the door. And unto thee shall be his desire, and thou shalt rule over him.
    8 And Cain talked with Abel his brother: and it came to pass, when they were in the field, that Cain rose up against Abel his brother, and slew him.
    If you'd prefer it from the Gutenberg Bible I'm happy to provide that for you.
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    The Bible provides us with God's statement on this topic. Christians are [1] required to be perfect and [2] incapable of sin. It's something we learned by listening to God rather than by following Cain's example of trial and error. Perhaps in your reply you could find the references for this? You'd need to be in Matthew chapter 5 and I John chapter 3.
    We do keep track of gendernonexclusionary status here: your suggestion does not appear on the list. Please check your privilege before insinuating pickup lines which in any event are unlikely to "click" – review here:
    You're not having a very good run, are you. Where exactly do you think the expression "set in stone" originates? What was it applied to? This is sufficiently well known not to require a suggestion where to look in the Gutenberg text; please address in your next post. On the subject of stone becoming corrupted in the time since 1450, which is 570 years incidentally, perhaps you'd like to check out this historical record from approx. 3150BC? That's 5,169 years ago and no particular deterioration that I can see. In your reply a description of the historical event recorded will be appreciated. Stone. Pretty good record keeping method or what?


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    I'm impressed with your approach here.

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  • MitzaLizalor
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    Originally posted by Mensan View Post
    I like to remain neutral on 3:18, for you see, I believe God is benevolent. Your fire and brimstone die hard interpretation literally leaves no room for sin/failure/learning. As humans we're all flawed, but to dwell on failure leaves no room for success here or in heaven. To dwell on sin/failure can easily become an obsession, an addictive behavior God would surely frown on.
    The problem with your "sin/failure/learning" model is what people learn. It's not a new idea. Cain for example sinned and failed. What did he learn? Only how to sin even more. He sinned, step one in your scheme. He failed: step two completed successfully. He learned TO DO MURDER; not the outcome you'd led us to expect!
    Genesis 4:6-8
    6 The LORD said unto Cain, Why art thou wroth? and why is thy countenance fallen?
    7 If thou doest well, shalt thou not be accepted? and if thou doest not well, sin lieth at the door. And unto thee shall be his desire, and thou shalt rule over him.
    8 And Cain talked with Abel his brother: and it came to pass, when they were in the field, that Cain rose up against Abel his brother, and slew him.
    If you'd prefer it from the Gutenberg Bible I'm happy to provide that for you.
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    Originally posted by Mensan View Post
    I forgot one. According to the DSM5, the "obsession of perfection" can be one of the most difficult daunting conditions to treat. Guilt seems to be the main root of this when it becomes a mental illness. It's also tied to excessive compulsion disorders. In other words, it is possible to become "too religious" in the extreme, especially if fire and brimstone is on ones plate all the time. I think God would understand this as "only He" is perfect.
    The Bible provides us with God's statement on this topic. Christians are [1] required to be perfect and [2] incapable of sin. It's something we learned by listening to God rather than by following Cain's example of trial and error. Perhaps in your reply you could find the references for this? You'd need to be in Matthew chapter 5 and I John chapter 3.
    Originally posted by Mensan View Post
    Any Germans in here transcribe Gutenberg? A great blacksmith setting the mold of our future for sure on his scripture, but how many trannies since then? Scripture is not stone if the stone was corrupted by, let's see, time since 1450? I own MANY versions of the Bible, and interpretation varies greatly. Quote Gutenberg in here and impress me!
    We do keep track of gendernonexclusionary status here: your suggestion does not appear on the list. Please check your privilege before insinuating pickup lines which in any event are unlikely to "click" – review here:
    Originally posted by Mensan View Post
    Any Germans in here transcribe Gutenberg? A great blacksmith setting the mold of our future for sure on his scripture, but how many trannies since then? Scripture is not stone if the stone was corrupted by, let's see, time since 1450? I own MANY versions of the Bible, and interpretation varies greatly. Quote Gutenberg in here and impress me!
    You're not having a very good run, are you. Where exactly do you think the expression "set in stone" originates? What was it applied to? This is sufficiently well known not to require a suggestion where to look in the Gutenberg text; please address in your next post. On the subject of stone becoming corrupted in the time since 1450, which is 570 years incidentally, perhaps you'd like to check out this historical record from approx. 3150BC? That's 5,169 years ago and no particular deterioration that I can see. In your reply a description of the historical event recorded will be appreciated. Stone. Pretty good record keeping method or what?


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  • Vengeance Puriel
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    I'm going to go read

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  • Isabella White
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    Originally posted by Mensan View Post
    Google states this is a parity site that rips extreme conservatives.
    Dear Mr. Mensan: I am afraid that I am, somewhat, at a loss as to the meaning of your statement. As for this being a "parity site",I do thank you for realizing that, yes, we do try to be fair to all people who turn to for advice on how to seek the as . For example, the advice that I've given to you about the extreme importance of the has been fairly shared with many other newcomers to . But whatever you're trying to say about Google shows that you are placing more importance on an interwebs search engine than you are on the precious, life-saving message of Salvation as found only through the shed of the Lamb of .

    However, I am pleased that you have included this within your lengthy set of messages, as it illustrates that you have a very real desire to end your life of sin and to abandon serving the devil.

    John 8:44 "Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it."

    Romans 6:23 "For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord."

    Sincerely, Isabella W.

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  • Vengeance Puriel
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    Originally posted by Mensan View Post
    Thanks Faith Machine. I'm getting lost in the muck in here, and got a second email warning tonight. Enough is enough. At this rate I'll be Didymus Much slave boy. Fire the guy who said I'm not so bright. The add on is more abuse to my already suspect of this house.
    your blind yet on a computer/phone on a website that you found looking for information on Google about something else?

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  • Isabella White
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    Re: Greetings

    Originally posted by Mensan View Post
    I like to remain neutral on 3:18, for you see, I believe God is benevolent. Your fire and brimstone die hard interpretation literally leaves no room for sin/failure/learning. As humans we're all flawed, but to dwell on failure leaves no room for success here or in heaven. To dwell on sin/failure can easily become an obsession, an addictive behavior God would surely frown on.
    Dear Mr. Mensan: To you, I extend a warm But I must also extend a very serious word of warning to you, and one that involves a great deal of caution. You see, Mr. Mensan, whilst you are entitled to your worldly and religious views, one (meaning: you) must accept that there is One who is not quite so lenient. Your mention of "your fire and brimstone die hard interpretation" is one such example of how you are treading on thin ice. I would like to share this very important verse of Holy Scripture from the blessed with you:
    II Timothy 3:16 "All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness".

    I have taken the liberty of highlighting the first few words of that precious verse, but all of it is as important as the first part. So, what you are referring to as our interpretation is actually very much an obvious, black-and-white declaration that has been given by the Almighty, self, to children.

    As for the rest of your message, wherein you try (without success) to persuade us that we are wrong, I must point out how very seriously stands when it comes to his children sinning.

    II Peter 2:4-9:

    4 For if God spared not the angels that sinned, but cast them down to hell, and delivered them into chains of darkness, to be reserved unto judgment; 5 And spared not the old world, but saved Noah the eighth person, a preacher of righteousness, bringing in the flood upon the world of the ungodly;
    6 And turning the cities of Sodom and Gomorrha into ashes condemned them with an overthrow, making them an ensample unto those that after should live ungodly;
    7 And delivered just Lot, vexed with the filthy conversation of the wicked:
    8 (For that righteous man dwelling among them, in seeing and hearing, vexed his righteous soul from day to day with their unlawful deeds
    9 The Lord knoweth how to deliver the godly out of temptations, and to reserve the unjust unto the day of judgment to be punished".

    It is my hope and prayer that you will see the error of your ways, Mr. Mensan -- before it it is too late -- and ask the to forgive you of your wretched sins, and then to ask to enter your life as your , knowing that doing so will save you from the eternal penalty of damnation and fire on your personal Day of Judgment.

    Sincerely, Isabella W.

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