I don't buy it

[bupthebroker]

Hi,
If the earth really was flat, then how can the virus spread so fast? Tell me!

Bup the broker

[LW1997 (On Moderation)]

Re: I don't buy it

Dear friend,

your logic is not what matters. Only the Bible matters. It is God's word because the Bible says so.

[IAmTheTrueVillageIdiot]

Re: I don't buy it

It is he that sitteth upon the circle of the earth,
and the inhabitants thereof are as grasshoppers;
that stretcheth out the heavens as a curtain,
and spreadeth them out as a tent to dwell in: Is. 40:22

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: I don't buy it

Hi,
If the earth really was flat, then how can the virus spread so fast? Tell me!

How dumb can you get! If the earth were globular, then how would the virus get around the other side?


And, by the way, that's a pretty feeble introduction. This is the Introduction Forum. As it says at the top of the page, Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus. How about actually introducing yourself?

[upchucker67]

Re: I don't buy it

Hi,
If the earth really was flat, then how can the virus spread so fast? Tell me!

Bup the broker

Friend, have you heard of theonomics? Well, you're in luck'er, 'cause I'm Phil Hucker, and I'm here to tell you with careful investing with Jesus and myself, I can promise you in 7 days, you will feel safe to buy the undeniable flatness of our beloved home -- Earth. Think of the Earth as a baking sheet, and the corona is a drop of oil. Shake the sheet around, what happens? The oil spreads! This is a direct empirical observation of how this oily Chinese virus is reaching all corners. Drop me a line and I'll tell you more! -Phill

[Isabella White]

Re: I don't buy it

Hi,
If the earth really was flat, then how can the virus spread so fast? Tell me!

Bup the broker

Dear Miss Broker: to , here at .

I must point out that we like our newcomers to provide a proper introductory message, as noted at the top of the very Introduction Forum that you so skillfully managed to find. Since our simple requests were ignored not met, I will include them here, for your benefit:

The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

I do hope that you will provide us with this information, just so we can get to know you a bit better. I see that your question has already been answered so nicely by some of our blessed servants of the , including our beloved .

May richly bless you, Dear.

[Alvin Moss]

Re: I don't buy it

Hi,
If the earth really was flat, then how can the virus spread so fast? Tell me!

Bup the broker

Well, Mr. Smart Guy, we know from the Bible that the Earth has four corners. I assume you are another of the Round Earthers who come here from time to time. If you can figure out how to make a ball have four corners, I will listen to your theories. Until then, consider yourself debunked.

Ordinarily, I would rebuke you for failing to properly introduce yourself, but I see you have receive sufficient rebuking for now.

[Romeo Rovagnati]

Re: I don't buy it

Of course the Earth is round, St. Augustine knew it:

Although water still covered all the earth, nothing was preventing the watery and spherical mass from having day on one side by the presence of light, and on the other side, night by the absence of light, that in the evening, darkness would pass to that side from which light would be turning to the other.

[Alvin Moss]

Re: I don't buy it

Of course the Earth is round, St. Augustine knew it:

Preposterous. Roman saints, most of whom reached that position through sexual favors for the Pope, do not trump the word of God. In Revelation 7:1 we are clearly informed that the Earth has four corners. Catholics have little use for the Bible, but even Romans should be able to use it for factual reference. Stop the idol worshipping, friend, and come to Jesus before it's too late. I expect most of you Italians will be called to their reward before the end of summer. The End is nigh. Where will you be spending eternity?