[Alex112]

Re: Hi my name is Alex

A belated welcome to our friendly forums, young man!

But. And it is a big but and I cannot lie: but I'm a little worried about this so called 'massage'.

Luke 6:38 - Give, and it shall be given unto you; good measure, pressed down, and shaken together, and running over, shall men give into your bosom. For with the same measure that ye mete withal it shall be measured to you again.

Luke tells us that you shall receive in turn what you measure out to others.So I'm sure that you can see my concern.

That's right: other men fondling your bosom!

I hope this is not just some joke you're playing on the silly old Christians You see, having a man fondle another man's bosom is not the expected behaviour of a young Christian male (after all no one is Catholic, here). Jesus was more that happy to have John on His bosom-

John 13:23 Now there was leaning on Jesus’ bosom one of His disciples, whom Jesus loved.

But you're name is not John and I doubt Jesus would be seen alive in a massage parlour and certainly would not go in for so called 'extras'. So I hope you don't feel insulted if I ask for more information about this man/bosom thing you seem so taken with.

YIC

No that will not happen. In fact of any of that happened to me I'd be reporting it. That would not fly with me.

[Basilissa]

Re: Hi my name is Alex

OK

Hello dear. You are surprisingly quiet for someone claiming to be a journalist. However, while monosyllabic grunts may be the prevalent form of communication in the sh****le country of yours, this is a forum for civilized people, and expressing oneself in complete sentences is expected. Yes, even from third world savages.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: Hi my name is Alex

You can see it in that resident Nigra (can’t be bothered to look up ITS name).

Please don't be unkind about Trevor, dear. He is doing the best he can (as are you) and I for one have become quite fond of him.

[Isabella White]

Re: Hi my name is Alex

Beautiful beautiful Sister Isabella, I may not be a True Christian™️ yet but I am wondering if there’s the suggestion that he may not actually speak American which is why he keeps avoiding the question. A nerve seemed to be touched when he was asked if he’s from Jamaica. They speak some weird voodoo speak called “broken English” which I imagine is akin to witchcraft. You can see it in that resident Nigra (can’t be bothered to look up ITS name). Full of “click clicks” and random yelling. In the many years I’ve studied the Nigra, Jamaicans are the scariest.

Why, I thank you so much for your lovely message, dear Mr. Rutherford, and how very nice it is of you to comment. I think you're onto something here, with the mentioning of Jamaica and what-have-you. You're so right that they speak some very strange voodoo language there (one has only to persevere through postings by Mr. Rastafari to see that), and, like you, I think that there might be witchcraft at play. Certainly, some of the native music that comes from there sounds like it might have been inspired by demonic activity. I can't think of an example at present time, although that Bob Marlee comes to mind. Goodness gracious; anybody who looks like they have snakes in their hair (as he did) must be running from .

Now then, speaking of all that, our beloved Brother Pat Robertson declared (so very wisely) that Haiti is a bed of demonic possession. And, since Haiti is just a stone's throw from Jamaica, then it's most likely that the same demons go back and forth from one land to the other. I'll include a brief clip of dear Brother Robertson's warning, which is just so chock-full of great wisdom from .

And, since this is the case, then one can see how this would be such a point of embarrassment for Miss Alex. We shall continue to lift her in prayer at the Wednesday Afternoon McGill Street Ladies' Prayer Meeting, Bible Study and Tea & Social.

May bless you, Mr. Rutherford.

[Uncle Rutherford]

Re: Hi my name is Alex

Hello, dear Miss Alex, and I thank you for your messages. Now, Dear, please do not be shy. It's not that the beloved servants of the are being intrusive; it's just that we take a great interest in our newcomers, to ensure that they will abandon their lives of sinful activity and to see them on the path to living a life that is pleasing to Almighty .

Perhaps you can give us a wee hint of your location -- north, south, west, east, central USA, etc.? We'd love nothing more than to get to know you, as we worship the together here, at .

May bless you, Dear.

Beautiful beautiful Sister Isabella, I may not be a True Christian™️ yet but I am wondering if there’s the suggestion that he may not actually speak American which is why he keeps avoiding the question. A nerve seemed to be touched when he was asked if he’s from Jamaica. They speak some weird voodoo speak called “broken English” which I imagine is akin to witchcraft. You can see it in that resident Nigra (can’t be bothered to look up ITS name). Full of “click clicks” and random yelling. In the many years I’ve studied the Nigra, Jamaicans are the scariest.

[Isabella White]

Re: Hi my name is Alex

I dont live in Jamaica if thats what your wondering XD

I live somewhere in an not that good but not terrible...area in the united states but that's all I'm saying

Hello, dear Miss Alex, and I thank you for your messages. Now, Dear, please do not be shy. It's not that the beloved servants of the are being intrusive; it's just that we take a great interest in our newcomers, to ensure that they will abandon their lives of sinful activity and to see them on the path to living a life that is pleasing to Almighty .

Perhaps you can give us a wee hint of your location -- north, south, west, east, central USA, etc.? We'd love nothing more than to get to know you, as we worship the together here, at .

May bless you, Dear.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Hi my name is Alex

I'm absolutly sure I want to be a massage therapist! I want to help others I'm pretty sure it will be alright

A belated welcome to our friendly forums, young man!

But. And it is a big but and I cannot lie: but I'm a little worried about this so called 'massage'.

Luke 6:38 - Give, and it shall be given unto you; good measure, pressed down, and shaken together, and running over, shall men give into your bosom. For with the same measure that ye mete withal it shall be measured to you again.

Luke tells us that you shall receive in turn what you measure out to others.So I'm sure that you can see my concern.

That's right: other men fondling your bosom!

I hope this is not just some joke you're playing on the silly old Christians You see, having a man fondle another man's bosom is not the expected behaviour of a young Christian male (after all no one is Catholic, here). Jesus was more that happy to have John on His bosom-

John 13:23 Now there was leaning on Jesus’ bosom one of His disciples, whom Jesus loved.

But you're name is not John and I doubt Jesus would be seen alive in a massage parlour and certainly would not go in for so called 'extras'. So I hope you don't feel insulted if I ask for more information about this man/bosom thing you seem so taken with.

YIC

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: Hi my name is Alex

I live somewhere in an not that good but not terrible...area in the united states but that's all I'm saying

Any particular reason? At the moment, I'm assuming it's Ossining.

[Kallima pelipa]

Re: Hi my name is Alex

OK

[Alex112]

Re: Hi my name is Alex

Alex, you mentioned that you want to live in a nicer town. Tell us, where do you live?


(Oh, and God gave us the apostrophe for a reason.)

I dont live in Jamaica if thats what your wondering XD

I live somewhere in an not that good but not terrible...area in the united states but that's all I'm saying

[Alex112]

Re: Hi my name is Alex

Alex, I’ve taken a long hard look at your grammar in your past posts and as one who has studied the uneducated unsaved Nigra extensively, your grammar choices led me to believe you to be suspect. Now I’m not assuming anything, as I said before I don’t assume because of Proverbs 18:2 and 1 John 4:1 as decreed in The Bible. Now, I’ve also noticed that you avoided when I had asked before so I’ll ask again. Are you a Nigra? And remember that God knows the truth so if you could kindly be honest with this delightfully Christian congregation I myself admire greatly.

I'm a white person.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: Hi my name is Alex

Jamaica isnt really that great of a place....not trying to offend anyone but...

Alex, you mentioned that you want to live in a nicer town. Tell us, where do you live?


(Oh, and God gave us the apostrophe for a reason.)

[Uncle Rutherford]

Re: Hi my name is Alex

Jamaica isnt really that great of a place....not trying to offend anyone but...

Alex, I’ve taken a long hard look at your grammar in your past posts and as one who has studied the uneducated unsaved Nigra extensively, your grammar choices led me to believe you to be suspect. Now I’m not assuming anything, as I said before I don’t assume because of Proverbs 18:2 and 1 John 4:1 as decreed in The Bible. Now, I’ve also noticed that you avoided when I had asked before so I’ll ask again. Are you a Nigra? And remember that God knows the truth so if you could kindly be honest with this delightfully Christian congregation I myself admire greatly.

[Alex112]

Re: Hi my name is Alex

Jamaica isnt really that great of a place....not trying to offend anyone but...

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Hi my name is Alex

Why would anyone want to retire to Jamaica?