[Uncle Rutherford]

Re: Hi my name is Alex

Hello my name is Alex. I'm a christian I come from the united states and I'm a christian. My dream is to become an ashiatsu massage therapist and live in a nicer town My favorite verse is Jeremiah 29:11

The fact that you are usin “I’m a christian” twice in the same sentence and not capitalizing Christian appropriately leads me to believe you are an uneducated. Are you perhaps a poor nigra? Your dialect leads me to suspect this. I study the nigra like a licensed zoologist and you sound like one to me. I won’t assume, however, as Proverbs 18:2 has me checkin facts first.

[Brother Gonzalez]

Re: Hi my name is Alex

Hi Alex, nice to meet you.

Excellent choice of Bible verses there. You seem to be struggling to be a good Christian. There is ony a narrow path towards salvation, and that is to obey the Lord in everything He says.


I have just one question for you right now. Are you quarantined or are you defending your freedom against communism? Because communist scientists want you to stay home while they seize the power and bring a communist dictatorship to America. A good Christian is now on the streets, defending the God-given right to be free.


And before I leave, please remember to beat your children often, so they (and you) get to Heaven:


"Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell."
Proverbs 23:13-14, KJV

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: Hi my name is Alex

Hello Alexander. Why you want to fondle autistics?

I thought she wanted to massage a Shi Tzu - nasty little dogs, and utterly useless against intruders, unless your intruder is someone who can be yapped to death. Also, is dog-petting a proper job?

And what was that meltdown last night all about? Posts #11 to #17 inclusive are some of the worst attention-seeking I've seen in quite a while. Puberty, I suppose, although that is not a sufficient excuse. Puberty and glue, perhaps?

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hi my name is Alex

Gee Pastor, young Alexander her just wants to know what it is like to fondle people and rub the demons from their soul. I can just imagine some old woman, whose wrinkly flesh lost its glow and firmness decades ago, who no longer recalls the sensation of a turgid innocent young man who is unwise in the ways of the world, grabbing handfuls of flabby gut, lost in the over powering wafts of Eve Lauder applied by a wall paper brush to the armpit.

[Alex112]

Re: Hi my name is Alex

This could be going better... Are you sure, dear Person, that a few times is adequate?

1 Thessalonians 5:17
Pray without ceasing.

2 Timothy 1:3
I thank God, whom I serve from my forefathers with pure conscience, that without ceasing I have remembrance of thee in my prayers night and day;

You studying your Bible to [void]?? There is, actually, a "preview post" function at the bottom of each "post icons" box that helps the sinners to avoid typographical errors, such as writing the name of the Good Book in lowercase letter. We must be cautious, as the majority of today's youth study the Bible to find loopholes to justify their interest in sodomy or premarital fornication.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

No I didnt know about that function actually that would have saved me from that embarrassing mistake 😂




Yeah I know all about that new age religion these youths are following its sick. I try to warn about that stuff actually but nobody seems to listen


I do pray alot but I do take breaks. When I'm not praying I listen to christian hymnals, study the bible read good books stuff like that

[Elmer G. White]

Re: Hi my name is Alex

Thanks man I truly appreciate it. You have no idea how bad I feel about that typo

I'll try next time to not panic so much I just had the fear you guys would think differently of me now i really really do love God and I always make sure I pray a few times during the day and study the bible to

This could be going better... Are you sure, dear Person, that a few times is adequate?

1 Thessalonians 5:17
Pray without ceasing.

2 Timothy 1:3
I thank God, whom I serve from my forefathers with pure conscience, that without ceasing I have remembrance of thee in my prayers night and day;

You studying your Bible to [void]?? There is, actually, a "preview post" function at the bottom of each "post icons" box that helps the sinners to avoid typographical errors, such as writing the name of the Good Book in lowercase letter. We must be cautious, as the majority of today's youth study the Bible to find loopholes to justify their interest in sodomy or premarital fornication.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Alex112]

Re: Hi my name is Alex

Dear Sinner,

As long as you've not trespassed against Matthew 12:31 (have you/can you be sure?), there is always a chance for you. Jesus is Merciful, in my opinion, often even more merciful than the sinners deserve (Jonah 4:2).

John 5:14
Afterward Jesus findeth him in the temple, and said unto him, Behold, thou art made whole: sin no more, lest a worse thing come unto thee.

Of course, in the end, Matthew 7:14 is a good indicator of a sinner's likelihood of finding conform on the Bosom of Sweet Jesus. You might consider panicking less with amok posting and using the Bible more as a first step.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

Thanks man I truly appreciate it. You have no idea how bad I feel about that typo


I'll try next time to not panic so much I just had the fear you guys would think differently of me now i really really do love God and I always make sure I pray a few times during the day and study the bible to

[Elmer G. White]

Re: Hi my name is Alex

Dear Sinner,

As long as you've not trespassed against Matthew 12:31 (have you/can you be sure?), there is always a chance for you. Jesus is Merciful, in my opinion, often even more merciful than the sinners deserve (Jonah 4:2).

John 5:14
Afterward Jesus findeth him in the temple, and said unto him, Behold, thou art made whole: sin no more, lest a worse thing come unto thee.

Of course, in the end, Matthew 7:14 is a good indicator of a sinner's likelihood of finding conform on the Bosom of Sweet Jesus. You might consider panicking less with amok posting and using the Bible more as a first step.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Alex112]

Re: Hi my name is Alex

Please Elmer is there anyway I can contact you on here and just explain the typo I dont want you to think I'm evil or anything I love God and I want to clear this up with you and the admins please?

[Alex112]

Re: Hi my name is Alex

I'm serious please dont hate me over a simple typing mistake. I want to be friends! I love God 😭

[Alex112]

Re: Hi my name is Alex

Please please please dont ban me I never ever meant to type what I type i really wish i had looked over that post I'm so sorry like you wouldnt believe

Can we just be polite and civil and forget my accident I dont want this to become an argument I'm sorry it was my phone I feel so bad already 😭

[Alex112]

Re: Hi my name is Alex

If I could I would make five million apologies I feel so bad for not catching that typo you have no idea how I'm feeling right now



I've litterally prayed to make sure god understood it was my phone screwing up and I have apologized 5 times to him already

[Alex112]

Re: Hi my name is Alex

I feel really really really stupid for not catching my phone doing that. I hope you guys dont have the wrong idea of me now. Please please please dont punish me or anything I love gods word you have no idea. Samsung atat makes horrid crap that cant operate I cant wait for a better phone plan

[Alex112]

Re: Hi my name is Alex

You're thinking about becoming God?! That is Mormonism! They falsely think that they'll get their own 'planets' where they will exert unlimited powers. We know that becoming godlike was a false promise by Satan!

Genesis 3:5
For God doth know that in the day ye eat thereof, then your eyes shall be opened, and ye shall be as gods, knowing good and evil.

Hopes of becoming gods is what led mankind to its current sorry state! Please be very careful!



Yours in Christ,

Elmer

Please please please do not think I did that on purpose I really did not mean that I feel so embarressed I do not feel like that at all I love god. I would never ever ever say that!


I hate those sinners and rap musicians who think they are above god they sicken me! I hate the watchtower society that acts like god to. I dont think like that at all.


I was never meaning to say that deliberately you have no idea how crappy my phone is it's slow when I went to type it it screwed it up because its slow and I couldn't type because it was freezing a nd the autocorrect made it first. I cant wait for a new plan I'm sick of this damn mobile plan like you wouldnt believe friend


Again I never meant to say that i meant better follower damn i feel terrible for not catching that

[Alex112]

Re: Hi my name is Alex

You're thinking about becoming God?! That is Mormonism! They falsely think that they'll get their own 'planets' where they will exert unlimited powers. We know that becoming godlike was a false promise by Satan!

Genesis 3:5
For God doth know that in the day ye eat thereof, then your eyes shall be opened, and ye shall be as gods, knowing good and evil.

Hopes of becoming gods is what led mankind to its current sorry state! Please be very careful!



Yours in Christ,

Elmer

Dang it sorry I meant becoming a better follower of god I hate my phone 🙄


Please dont be mad that was not my fault you really their would be better typing technology but Samsung never fixes their cheap crap I typed follower but my phone completely screwed it up


My apologies I meant better follower gosh that's embarressing