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  • #16
    Re: Official Rule: No racists allowed. Read for details:

    Yep, I'm a racist.

    Really
    Awesome
    Christian,
    Is
    Saved and
    Trump-supporting.
    I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
    Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
    But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
    From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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    • #17
      Re: Official Rule: No racists allowed. Read for details:

      Originally posted by Dennis Lukes View Post
      Yep, I'm a racist.

      Really
      Awesome
      Christian,
      Is
      Saved and
      Trump-supporting.
      Kind of clever, but now try: MicroTransDemocraticPeople'sRepublicOfKoreanAmeriK KKanAndrogynosexualShamingNormalativism



      Trigger warning: the preceding post may have been triggering for people transitioning to North Korean undocumented immigrants who are attracted to angrodenous people and are oppressed by people who think it's normal to think that's a little bit shameful, and to unconsciously communicate that in little accidental ways, like asking which Korea B.T.S. comes from, and then wondering why you punched them.
      Trigger Warning: the text you have just read may have caused: flashbacks to historical oppression, normalization of whiteness, hegemonic hyper-masculinity (if I must say so myself), assumption of genders, species, and/or status as a living being, other problematic sins which are yet to be discovered and outlawed but I should still be (eventually) punished for.

      MOD NOTE: click here for a Wokish-To-English Dictionary.

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      • #18
        Re: Official Rule: No racists allowed. Read for details:

        Originally posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole View Post
        I know this is the sort of thing that really gets people's goats around here - and rightly so. There is nothing more important than protecting our heritage. Cultural mixing is strictly taboo.

        White US professor admits she has pretended to be Black for years

        A seasoned activist and professor of African American history at George Washington University has been pretending to be Black for years, despite actually being a white woman from Kansas City.

        “To an escalating degree over my adult life, I have eschewed my lived experience as a white Jewish child in suburban Kansas City under various assumed identities within a Blackness that I had no right to claim: first North African Blackness, then US rooted Blackness, then Caribbean rooted Bronx Blackness,” she wrote.

        “To say that I clearly have been battling some unaddressed mental health demons for my entire life, as both an adult and child, is obvious. Mental health issues likely explain why I assumed a false identity initially, as a youth, and why I continued and developed it for so long."
        The red bit.

        Have I got this right?

        She knew she was mad so she thought she must be black?

        Proverbs 20:23 Divers weights are an abomination unto the LORD; and a false balance is not good.

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        • #19
          Re: Official Rule: No racists allowed. Read for details:

          Thank you for watching that video on our behalf, Sister Mitza. Just one question: is he some sort of Canadian? Because that symbol is very strange.

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          It looks to me like some sort of homer "pride" maple leaf.
          Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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          • #20
            Re: Official Rule: No racists allowed. Read for details:

            Originally posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey View Post
            Thank you for watching that video on our behalf, Sister Mitza. Just one question: is he some sort of Canadian? Because that symbol is very strange.




            It looks to me like some sort of homer "pride" maple leaf.
            Yes, I wondered about that. Could it be an origami lotus flower? But the accent is confusing, might be an Australian who's lived in India and Canada or some other weird combination. One thing's clear right from the off: he's a crook.

            These days, people have special elocution lessons to get their real voice, i.e. something other than the larynx would normally produce. There must be a sort of mid-Pacific/Indian Ocean hybrid designed for exactly this purpose and he could have had such lessons. People do. Usually spotted as soon as they open their mouths! I've seen it:
            “I . . .”
            "Have you had elocution lessons?"
            [blushing, flattered] “Yes.” (thinks: they noticed my being on a higher level)
            "Oh." (thinks: what a moron)


            Otherwise, the crook remains as enigmatic as before. When people reject Christ, is there anything they won't do? No wonder India's in such a mess. Didn't they stop missionaries from saving souls under the guise of a no conversions law? Obviously doesn't apply to their own stuff.

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            • #21
              Re: Official Rule: No racists allowed. Read for details:

              The constant accusation of racism from minority groups sounds like a background whine of a bunch of naggers.
              If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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              • #22
                Re: Official Rule: No racists allowed. Read for details:

                Originally posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole View Post
                The constant accusation of racism from minority groups sounds like a background whine of a bunch of naggers.
                Amen! Sounds like they're pretty high on your list of "people who annoy you" too. I can't think of the last time I've gone a week without being called a racist. That word has been used against me so many times it is utterly without meaning at this point. I wear "racist" as a badge of honor (Matthew 5:11).
                I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
                Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
                But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
                From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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                • #23
                  Re: Official Rule: No racists allowed. Read for details:

                  Originally posted by Dennis Lukes View Post
                  Amen! Sounds like they're pretty high on your list of "people who annoy you" too. I can't think of the last time I've gone a week without being called a racist. That word has been used against me so many times it is utterly without meaning at this point. I wear "racist" as a badge of honor (Matthew 5:11).
                  Praise and Hosanna! It must be so much easier for you to breathe now that you're not having to say all of this while wearing a hood.
                  Proverbs 26:11   As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly.

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                  • #24
                    Re: Official Rule: No racists allowed. Read for details:

                    Originally posted by Jack Nasty View Post
                    Praise and Hosanna! It must be so much easier for you to breathe now that you're not having to say all of this while wearing a hood.
                    Son, you better back it up with your toxic language. It's not clear what you're referring to but I don't like your tone, and that name. Son, have you even Introduced yourself? Damn kids.
                    If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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                    • #25
                      Re: Official Rule: No racists allowed. Read for details:

                      When I see that someone joined this lovely forum 7 years ago and has made 8 posts total, I don't think I'm looking at someone who came here to sing praises and fellowship with us in earnest fear of God's wrath. I see a troll with a short attention span. No, I don't wear a hood, those hoodies are only worn by street thugs.

                      Why are you here? I bet you're a troublemaker here to stir up racial strife like Michael Schwerner and Andrew Goodman.
                      I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
                      Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
                      But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
                      From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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                      • #26
                        Re: Official Rule: No racists allowed. Read for details:

                        Originally posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole View Post
                        Son, you better back it up with your toxic language. It's not clear what you're referring to but I don't like your tone, and that name. Son, have you even Introduced yourself? Damn kids.
                        Well, I do apologize. I was just being thankful for the gentleman's good health, though perhaps my sinful nature caused this to manifest in a different way than I intended.

                        I already did introduce myself, though I suppose I should do so again as my previous introduction seems to have been lost to the sands of time. I confess I'm not looking forward to it if I get the same kind of reception, as last time a pastor "greeted" me by putting a bald-headed drag queen in my avatar.

                        Originally posted by Dennis Lukes View Post
                        When I see that someone joined this lovely forum 7 years ago and has made 8 posts total, I don't think I'm looking at someone who came here to sing praises and fellowship with us in earnest fear of God's wrath. I see a troll with a short attention span. No, I don't wear a hood, those hoodies are only worn by street thugs.

                        Why are you here? I bet you're a troublemaker here to stir up racial strife like Michael Schwerner and Andrew Goodman.
                        Little ol' me, do something like that? I think if it happened, it would only be by accident, because in truth it was unfinished business that brought me here.

                        I was instructed by a certain Mary somethingorother to write a 500 word devotional(?) to Jesus. And I don't know about you, but it takes me an awful long time to write something like that, at least if it's an assignment, because pages get half written and thrown in the trash and started over, and it becomes a whole process. So I finally get this thing written up to my satisfaction (and hopefully the big G's also), only to be unable to find the topic where I last spoke to this nice lady. Go figure!

                        But anyway, that's why I came back, to try to find that lady to turn that in to her. See, if I had these unsavory intentions, why would I be trying to make good on my word all these years later, even when all of you probably forgot the matter? I didn't forget---I keep my word!
                        Proverbs 26:11   As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly.

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                        • #27
                          Re: Official Rule: No racists allowed. Read for details:

                          Originally posted by Jack Nasty View Post
                          Well, I do apologize. I was just being thankful for the gentleman's good health, though perhaps my sinful nature caused this to manifest in a different way than I intended.
                          So you do know how to behave civilly. There may be hope for you yet.

                          I was instructed by a certain Mary somethingorother to write a 500 word devotional(?) to Jesus.... only to be unable to find the topic where I last spoke to this nice lady. Go figure!
                          You can post it here. Jesus reads all of the threads at Landover Baptist.
                          The Christian Right: The Only Right Way to Be a Christian!

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                          • #28
                            Re: Official Rule: No racists allowed. Read for details:

                            Originally posted by Jack Nasty View Post
                            I was instructed by a certain Mary somethingorother to write a 500 word devotional(?) to Jesus. And I don't know about you, but it takes me an awful long time to write something like that, at least if it's an assignment, because pages get half written and thrown in the trash and started over, and it becomes a whole process. So I finally get this thing written up to my satisfaction (and hopefully the big G's also), only to be unable to find the topic where I last spoke to this nice lady. Go figure!
                            It was our esteemed colleague and spiritual body guard Mr. Zechariah Smyth who invited you to write an apology to Jesus for your insolent ways and waste of oxygen. This was back in January of '15. I see it's taken you some time and you've forgotten your task at the end of it. Have you considered your apology? You're the reason God killed Himself after all. A little remorse is in order, don't you think?
                            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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