[JamesH.B]

Re: Introduction

No, I am christian.

Yet you can't even capitalize "Christian".

[Bootsy Shorty Invertebrate]

Re: Introduction

Mr. Incello, I am shocked by what I have been reading here today. I went out of town on a short mission trip after giving you a hearty welcome and now that I have returned, victorious in God's work, I find that the situation with you has completely gone awry. You sir, are no Christian.

It is clear that you are on the path to Hell, one of many lost travelers who have come to this Godly site on their way to perdition. For some, just a few, their idle vexing of Christians leads to the path to salvation. Perhaps you are one such, but likely not. Most receive the second death for their sinful wastage of the chance God gives each man to be saved and go on up to Heaven with Him and Jesus. I rebuke you and remind you of the fiery punishment that awaits the unsaved as they pass through the bowels of Hell over and over for eternity.

Stop this hateful nonsense and come to Jesus or suffer the consequences.

God Bless!

No, I am christian.

[Alvin Moss]

Re: Introduction

Mr. Incello, I am shocked by what I have been reading here today. I went out of town on a short mission trip after giving you a hearty welcome and now that I have returned, victorious in God's work, I find that the situation with you has completely gone awry. You sir, are no Christian.

It is clear that you are on the path to Hell, one of many lost travelers who have come to this Godly site on their way to perdition. For some, just a few, their idle vexing of Christians leads to the path to salvation. Perhaps you are one such, but likely not. Most receive the second death for their sinful wastage of the chance God gives each man to be saved and go on up to Heaven with Him and Jesus. I rebuke you and remind you of the fiery punishment that awaits the unsaved as they pass through the bowels of Hell over and over for eternity.

Stop this hateful nonsense and come to Jesus or suffer the consequences.

God Bless!

[Isabella White]

Re: Introduction

Sorry Issy can't see that thread yet, you lot have tried to silence the word of God via me by banning me. Maybe you should've thought that through a bit? I pray for you all.

Anyway, shouldn't you try and save me rather than hurl abuse.

Aha! It's just as I have suspected all along: you can't see that page because the devil is blinding you to the Gospel Truths that you need to know!

II Corinthians 4:4 "In whom the god of this world hath blinded the minds of them which believe not, lest the light of the glorious gospel of , who is the image of , should shine unto them."

Dear Mr. Booty, can you not see how Satan is trying to keep you from a home in Heaven? We've all done our very best to show you what you need to know, from the blessed pages of the , to help you to accept as your one and only , so that you can avoid the eternal fires of . But, Satan is working overtime, too, to keep you from seeing the Glory that awaits those of us who are people.

With that in mind, I am placing your name at the very top of the prayer list for this upcoming Wednesday Afternoon McGill Street Ladies' Bible Study, Prayer Meeting and Tea & Social. We will see the victory, Mr. Booty. Of that, I have no doubt!

Psalm 20:7,8:
7 Some trust in chariots, and some in horses: but we will remember the name of the our .
8 They are brought down and fallen: but we are risen, and stand upright.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: Introduction

Sorry Issy can't see that thread yet, you lot have tried to silence the word of God via me by banning me.

What? If you have been banned, then how come you were able to post that?

[Basilissa]

Re: Introduction

I'm not sure I am allowed?

You can't create new threads outside of the Introduction Forum, but rest assured, there are threads covering almost everything you can think of. You should be able to post everywhere your heart desires. Just try to think before you post, we've smelled enough of your brain farts already.

[Bootsy Shorty Invertebrate]

Re: Introduction

Dear, that is not a fact but rather a hypothesis which needs a lot of testing.

You know, you can venture out from the safety of your introduction thread and participate in other discussions we have here.

If, in fact, you have repented and if, in fact, you are eager to know God, I urge you to participate in some other discussions in meaningful ways. Please note that citing Proverbs 26:3 over and over and over again does not qualify as participating in a meaningful way. The Bible is an endless Well of Knowledge, filled with underappreciated verses which need to be shared with the whole world.

I'm not sure I am allowed?

[Basilissa]

Re: Introduction

Oh yes, well now I accept. I am being saved

Dear, that is not a fact but rather a hypothesis which needs a lot of testing.

You know, you can venture out from the safety of your introduction thread and participate in other discussions we have here.

If, in fact, you have repented and if, in fact, you are eager to know God, I urge you to participate in some other discussions in meaningful ways. Please note that citing Proverbs 26:3 over and over and over again does not qualify as participating in a meaningful way. The Bible is an endless Well of Knowledge, filled with underappreciated verses which need to be shared with the whole world.

[Bootsy Shorty Invertebrate]

Re: Introduction

Sister Handmaiden tried, twice, with the patience of an Angel of the Lord, remember?

Oh yes, well now I accept. I am being saved I am donating 73 bibles tonight (KJV) and shipping off some water

[Basilissa]

Re: Introduction

Anyway, shouldn't you try and save me rather than hurl abuse.

Sister Handmaiden tried, twice, with the patience of an Angel of the Lord, remember?

[Bootsy Shorty Invertebrate]

Re: Introduction

If you keep this up, Mr. Booty, then this is where you will end up:

https://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=29269

Don't whine when it happens!

Sorry Issy can't see that thread yet, you lot have tried to silence the word of God via me by banning me. Maybe you should've thought that through a bit? I pray for you all.

Anyway, shouldn't you try and save me rather than hurl abuse.

[Isabella White]

Re: Introduction

Perhaps an uppercut to the jaw would help you look up? As you would know in Proverbs 26:3, " A whip is for the horse, a bridle for the donkey, And a rod for the back of fools."

Or perhaps you would prefer Proverbs 22:15 "Foolishness is bound up in the heart of a child;
The rod of discipline will remove it far from him"

Know your place Satan.

If you keep this up, Mr. Booty, then this is where you will end up:

https://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=29269

Don't whine when it happens!

[Basilissa]

Re: Introduction

As you would know in Proverbs 26:3, " A whip is for the horse, a bridle for the donkey, And a rod for the back of fools."

This is not what the verse says - see your own signature for the correct wording.

[Bootsy Shorty Invertebrate]

Re: Introduction

Pot; kettle. 'Nuff said.Are we, Mr. BSU? Can you make a compelling argument for that assumption based on anything other than you own mercurial moods? You see, we the True Christian™ community here at Landover Baptist Church Forum know the Bible as few others do. We understand the Biblical precepts behind the concept of Hell, and as enlightened True Believers™ we harbor no atavistic fears of meeting such a fearsome fate.
Once again you have revealed your lack of knowledge and discernment concerning the Bible. If you were, indeed, a True Christian™ Gentleman member of our community, I would be loath indeed to instruct you, much less exhort you.

However, the Bible is rich with examples of Godly women being used by The Lord to instruct and inspire and judge both males and females in circumstances deemed dire enough. There are Deborah and Esther and Ruth, to name a few. You would only know of these exemplary women if you had bothered to crack open the pages of a Bible--which you haven't.

Now, you may be vaguely aware of the Apostle Paul's writings advising the a woman not instruct men. Yet, as Sunday School teachers across the height and breadth of this great land can tell you, it is not forbidden--indeed it is considered the natural function--for women to instruct children.


And that, Mr. BSU, is another sound reason for why I have "the right to speak" to you. I also have many, many sound reasons to look down upon you, but I try not to do so, because it is not a charitable point of view to inhabit. And I do so believe in charity.


After all, I and my companions have been entertaining you in our spiritual home for quite some time now, haven't we?

Perhaps an uppercut to the jaw would help you look up? As you would know in Proverbs 26:3, " A whip is for the horse, a bridle for the donkey, And a rod for the back of fools."


Or perhaps you would prefer Proverbs 22:15 "Foolishness is bound up in the heart of a child;
The rod of discipline will remove it far from him"




Know your place Satan.

[handmaiden]

Re: Introduction

You aren't going to reply then, I see, all cowards behind a keyboard,

Pot; kettle. 'Nuff said.

You are all going to hell.

Are we, Mr. BSU? Can you make a compelling argument for that assumption based on anything other than you own mercurial moods? You see, we the True Christian™ community here at Landover Baptist Church Forum know the Bible as few others do. We understand the Biblical precepts behind the concept of Hell, and as enlightened True Believers™ we harbor no atavistic fears of meeting such a fearsome fate.

Your avatar is of a child. You are a woman. You have no right to speak to me.

Once again you have revealed your lack of knowledge and discernment concerning the Bible. If you were, indeed, a True Christian™ Gentleman member of our community, I would be loath indeed to instruct you, much less exhort you.

However, the Bible is rich with examples of Godly women being used by The Lord to instruct and inspire and judge both males and females in circumstances deemed dire enough. There are Deborah and Esther and Ruth, to name a few. You would only know of these exemplary women if you had bothered to crack open the pages of a Bible--which you haven't.

Now, you may be vaguely aware of the Apostle Paul's writings advising the a woman not instruct men. Yet, as Sunday School teachers across the height and breadth of this great land can tell you, it is not forbidden--indeed it is considered the natural function--for women to instruct children.


And that, Mr. BSU, is another sound reason for why I have "the right to speak" to you. I also have many, many sound reasons to look down upon you, but I try not to do so, because it is not a charitable point of view to inhabit. And I do so believe in charity.


After all, I and my companions have been entertaining you in our spiritual home for quite some time now, haven't we?