[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Introduction

I was just discussing the absolute damnation found within not only the Democrat party but their new logo, with Mrs.White and Sister MitzaLizalor.

Sorry? Have I missed something?

A quick search confirmed that "Democrat" came up in posts #10 from Alvin Moss and your reply #13 but otherwise I don't know anything about Democrats or their logo. History, politics and stuff are a closed book to me so I'm afraid you wouldn't get much of a discussion there but absolute damnation is covered in The Bible which is a book I like to keep open and have read.

I'm so glad that you've seen the need for Repentance just we all have and given the vile circumstances of our birth and conception it was with disgust we cried out with the Psalmist but with joy on knowing He heard our cry.

Psalm 51:5-7 Behold, I was shapen in iniquity; and in sin did my mother conceive me. Behold, thou desirest truth in the inward parts: and in the hidden part thou shalt make me to know wisdom. Purge me with hyssop, and I shall be clean: wash me, and I shall be whiter than snow.

I have decided to send you a friend request. Although it's not my place to pre-empt The Holy Ghost with suggestions about Salvation, I am happy to post Scripture accepting His guidance and trusting that He will guide you too, according to His will, if your Redemption is a part of His Righteous Plan.

P.S. There's no point discussing the Democrats with me. I don't know anything about them.

[Bootsy Shorty Invertebrate]

Re: Introduction

Son, you are not 'alpha' anything, dago probably.

Until you are willing to walk the walk with Jesus, your soul will be on the precipice of everlasting damnation. No one can pull you back from that edge. All a Christian can do is lead you from that drop. You must take that first step. Turn to God, son. Jesus and this Church can Save(C) your soul.

I think I am taking my first steps Pastor, I was just discussing the absolute damnation found within not only the Democrat party but their new logo, with Mrs.White and Sister MitzaLizalor. I suspect a New Yorker designed it, it is truly repulsive and trying to hide satanist imagery within. I have much to learn however, I suggested banning atheists from being on TV but sister MitzaLizalor brought up the much better point of simply not owning a TV at all as I was unsure as to the logistics of my own idea as a solution. Thank you for showing me the light and helping me to try and understand what a competent and highly intellectual conversation looks like.

[Bootsy Shorty Invertebrate]

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Oh, isn't that nice, Mr. Shorty? My, we are so very pleased to hear that you are repenting, but I must say, if you are really serious about this, then you should be asking our highly-esteemed Brother Hutchins for advice and assistance in how to do this effectively -- to ensure that you are repenting correctly, and in a manner that is truly pleasing to the Almighty!

However, something tells me that you are not serious -- not in the slightest -- considering how you have not removed your very questionable and uncouth photo on your profile page!

https://www.landoverbaptist.net/member.php?u=68196

I did not put that on my page and I don't know how to change it. Please can an admin remove it for me?

[Basilissa]

Re: Introduction

Thank you for your helpful words, I shall repent yet again. I hope the Lord keeps you all close to his His bosom.

There's plenty of room on His Bosom for all True Christians™, dear:

John 13:23 Now there was leaning on Jesus' bosom one of his disciples, whom Jesus loved.

[handmaiden]

Re: Introduction

James, I am in the process of repenting, please stop bullying me.

Hebrews 12:6

For whom the Lord loveth he chasteneth, and scourgeth every son whom He receiveth.

[Bootsy Shorty Invertebrate]

Re: Introduction

You see, and this is how we know that you are not a Christian.

A True Christian™, instead of whining incessantly, would humbly thank Brother James with the words of Jesus:

Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.

I hope that was helpful, dear.

Thank you for your helpful words, I shall repent yet again. I hope the Lord keeps you all close to his bosom.

[Isabella White]

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James, I am in the process of repenting, please stop bullying me.

Oh, isn't that nice, Mr. Shorty? My, we are so very pleased to hear that you are repenting, but I must say, if you are really serious about this, then you should be asking our highly-esteemed Brother Hutchins for advice and assistance in how to do this effectively -- to ensure that you are repenting correctly, and in a manner that is truly pleasing to the Almighty!

However, something tells me that you are not serious -- not in the slightest -- considering how you have not removed your very questionable and uncouth photo on your profile page!

https://www.landoverbaptist.net/member.php?u=68196

[Basilissa]

Re: Introduction

James, I am in the process of repenting, please stop bullying me.

You see, and this is how we know that you are not a Christian.

A True Christian™, instead of whining incessantly, would humbly thank Brother James with the words of Jesus:

Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.

I hope that was helpful, dear.

[Bootsy Shorty Invertebrate]

Re: Introduction

Incorrect. God is.

James, I am in the process of repenting, please stop bullying me.

[handmaiden]

Re: Introduction

Incorrect. God is.

Perfectly perfect response, Brother James.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Introduction

but i am the alpha mail

Incorrect. God is.

[Vengeance Puriel]

Re: Introduction

Perhaps an uppercut to the jaw would help you look up? As you would know in Proverbs 26:3, " A whip is for the horse, a bridle for the donkey, And a rod for the back of fools."


Or perhaps you would prefer Proverbs 22:15 "Foolishness is bound up in the heart of a child;
The rod of discipline will remove it far from him"




Know your place Satan.

Did you just threaten a Woman with an uppercut? Boy you done made the wrong person mad, I suggest you do exactly what I tell you ready? CUT OFF THE COMPUTER AND/OR TURN OFF YOUR PHONE AND READ THE BIBLE KJV 1611, THE WHOLE BIBLE WORD FOR WORD, COVER TO COVER. DO NOT SKIP ANY VERSES,OR PAGES AM I CLEAR?
Lord Jesus help you cause I refuse.

[handmaiden]

Re: Introduction

Perhaps an uppercut to the jaw would help you look up? As you would know in Proverbs 26:3, " A whip is for the horse, a bridle for the donkey, And a rod for the back of fools."

Or perhaps you would prefer Proverbs 22:15 "Foolishness is bound up in the heart of a child;
The rod of discipline will remove it far from him"

Know your place Satan.

Threatening violence towards one's fellow citizens is illegal in every state of this Great Nation, including the one in which you claim to abide. Christians are bound by Jesus' commands to obey the civilian authorities in their capacity as keepers of social order. (There are verses that speak to this concept, please look them up.)

Threats of violence towards women by men who make regular and out-sized boasts regarding their physical strength and social standing is usually an indication of grave moral and spiritual deficiency within themselves. Fortunately, The Holy Word is replete with instruction and example for rising above one's limitations and aspiring to better oneself.

Prayer, reflection and study of God's Word are the prescription needed here.

In order to cease puffing up oneself, consider the words of The Gospel of Matthew.

22:16 And they sent out unto him their disciples with the Herodians, saying, Master, we know that thou art true, and teachest the way of God in truth, neither carest thou for any man: for thou regardest not the person of men.

Before you once again disparage the value of meekness, hearken unto the words of the Apostle Paul to the Galatians.

5:23 Meekness, temperance: against such there is no law

And finally, to cool your temper and sooth your vexed spirit, look to inspiration given us through the Prophet Isaiah.

26:3 Thou wilt keep him in perfect peace, whose mind is stayed on thee: because he trusteth in thee.

It is my hope that you will avail yourself of the elevated instruction offered in these inspired words. Should you find them offensive in any way, please remember that your grievance is not against me, but with the Holy Bible.

Once more, I exhort you to delve deeply into its pages, not only for your personal edification and so that you might be a boon to our online community, but because your continued use of that one verse from Proverbs is really getting boring.

[Isabella White]

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No, I am christian.

And you are unsaved trash unable to spell capitalise.

Now, now, Mr. Booty: Our dear Brother Moss has taken a great interest in seeing you come to the , for salvation, and to live in repentance for the rest of your earthly days. Surely, you can find it in your heart to thank him for his generous advice, rather than ignoring that opportunity by speaking, instead, unkindly to James.

You know, forgiveness is a wonderful thing, but it does require some effort on your part in order to be forgiven of your sins by .

Matthew 6:15 "But if ye forgive not men their trespasses, neither will your Father forgive your trespasses."

So, rather than being angry with James for pointing out that you did not capitalize the "C" in "Christian", you might be grateful that he has notified you of this -- just as you might be grateful for the very fine advice that was given by Brother Moss. I am sure that once you open your heart, truly, to the and , you will feel much better about the guidance that so many of us have been giving to you during the past few days.

[Bootsy Shorty Invertebrate]

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Yet you can't even capitalize "Christian".

And you are unsaved trash unable to spell capitalise.