[Martha Chump]

Re: interfaith

There won't be any mask wearing, will there? I can't get on board an event where people mock the President by wearing masks.

As you enter our faith sanctuary, you will find each chamber is further vacuum sealed, encasing believers in, and keeping the corona out! No masks are necessary, in fact, are highly discouraged, for the low air pressure might cause unwanted suffocation. (Ventilation is in next years budget.)

[WWJDnow]

Re: interfaith

As part of our interfaith ritual we are hoping to perform it, hand-in-hand with those who necessitate their inclusion. It will be performed live from within the inner sanctum of WWIHHBS.

There won't be any mask wearing, will there? I can't get on board an event where people mock the President by wearing masks.

[Martha Chump]

Re: Hi there, I'm Martha

Do you have your husband's permission to be here?

Yes, my husband allots a time for me in the morning and evening to learn about Jesus on the web. It is up to you, sir, if you wish to interfaith with me.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Hi there, I'm Martha

Do you have your husband's permission to be here?

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Hi there, I'm Martha

I see. The interfaith aspect refers to those holding true to Faith in Christ. (Rather than between different faiths - Hindu, Zoroastrian, Zen and so on.) Often that is not the case and I'm sure that Christians can exist anywhere, at least in theory, whether we know about them or not. Your reply is reassuring.

John 10:16 And other sheep I have, which are not of this fold: them also I must bring, and they shall hear my voice; and there shall be one fold, and one shepherd.

[Martha Chump]

Re: interfaith

Hell. Just because I spoke to them? Not at all, it's because they dissed Jesus. God understands that and He is in control but what they have over there is nevertheless "faith" of some description. Faiths such as Running Amok or Hideous Idol or Moon Worship or Do Yoga. Many of these have exported themselves and are in a temple or moon igloo or techno-rave near you. They pride themselves on interfaith exchange, inviting you to eat little crunchy rolls with unknown substance inside or help them let off fireworks on special-magic-day or ring little bells (the list is endless) but God has summed this up for us, so that we'll know. Earlier (in chapter 11) He cited the Alpha & Omega theme with additional information concerning other "faiths" which I put in a little chart for reference.

CHAPTER 21	CHAPTER 22
.	dogs
fearful	.
unbelieving	.
abominable	.
murderers	murderers
whoremongers	whoremongers
sorcerers	sorcerers
idolaters	idolaters
all liars	lie makers lie lovers

I wonder if this is the type of "interfaith" you referred to in your introduction?

Mitza.

I'm glad you asked!

We have been creating a new project; The Song of Faith, and have been asking who can we determine may be threaded within the strands of fellowship to create this song? As part of our interfaith ritual we are hoping to perform it, hand-in-hand with those who necessitate their inclusion. It will be performed live from within the inner sanctum of WWIHHBS.

Psalm 40:3 And he hath put a new song in my mouth, even praise unto our God: many shall see it, and fear, and shall trust in the Lord.


It can be broken down into crucial criteria that becomes the determinator to who may partake in interfaith with us. Those who are blinded by falsehood find themselves on the peripheral plane by the outer stratum of our interfaith discourse.

1. Does your faith deny the death, resurrection and promise of Lord Jesus Christ, and the Supremacy of a living God?

Here is where Hindus, Buddhists, Jews, Athiests and many others find themselves caught like a fly stuck to taffy. They can cling to the outer vacuum seal like zombies, but they cannot partake in our interfaith directly. There are many in this category, thirsty for Christ, but cannot access for they have denied Him.

Romans 3:19-24
19 Now we know that what things soever the law saith, it saith to them who are under the law: that every mouth may be stopped, and all the world may become guilty before God.
20 Therefore by the deeds of the law there shall no flesh be justified in his sight: for by the law is the knowledge of sin.
21 But now the righteousness of God without the law is manifested, being witnessed by the law and the prophets;
22 Even the righteousness of God which is by faith of Jesus Christ unto all and upon all them that believe: for there is no difference:
23 For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God;
24 Being justified freely by his grace through the redemption that is in Christ Jesus:

2. Do defile the Word of God?
There are those who claim to love God, but misconstrue His beautiful Truth to twisted ends! We have a special room for those who've made a life of polluted the message Jesus Christ, but are earnest in seeking Him. One could spend days, months, years, unlearning and then besot with deep prayer and study.

We've seen persons who've engaged in several manners of ill action; possible murder, usually drug use, and other acts that make Jesus weep. They sign a non-disclosure before partaking in the waiting room.

3. Are you unclean? Do you have multiple perversions and undisclosed fetishes? Do you enjoy engaging intimately with members of the same sex, out of wedlock, animals, objects or children?

Homosexual? Do not come closer. You cannot participate in song with us, please. Anyone who answers to #3 are escorted out the secret back door.

Peter has interviewed many who've tried to enter the bastion of our congregation, and he has heard all manner of filth. We are not a confession booth. Intercourse is not interfaith.

As you can see, interfaith does not come without conditions. It often, if not always requires the full rejection of all aspects of non-Christian faith, and acceptance of keystone Christian principles before they can be included in the Song of Faith. Think of WWIHHBS as a fortress, a sequence of chambers of impenetrable perimeters slotted within one another, with the inner sanctum deep within the bowels of our church. I have not accessed the inner sanctum yet, for I am still finding my worthiness (often fulfilled by recognizing one's place of lowliness before His Majesty, Lord Jesus. Prov 11:2 - When pride cometh, then cometh shame: but with the lowly is wisdom.) My head is directed towards Christ, my ears are open to His beautiful wisdom and I am His child, His servant. I want Him to take me, use me.

[Alvin Moss]

Re: Hi there, I'm Martha

Good morning Martha. Allow me to extend a provisional welcome to you. We don't see many newcomers from Massachusetts, as it is a godless place, infested with heathens of every stripe and there are but few Christians there, according to intelligence we have received. I for one must remain suspicious of a person hailing from a place where most Christians have been driven underground or even forced to decamp for less hostile environs. Also the place is full of Yankees and they talk funny.

I would feel less uneasy fellowshipping with you if you could offer some assurance that you are not an illegal alien from Canada, which is close by, come south to work against us. Many Americans are focused on the tide of papists pouring over our southern border, but we here are not blind to the Canadian menace.


Do tell us more of your life among the savages of New England while we await the report from the Security Ministry on your background. As a warning, given in open Christian love, I must tell you that the methods employed by the members of our Security Ministry are fool proof and always correct. They are guided by the hand of God. If you are a friend of Jesus, you will be welcome here and we will rejoice at your presence. If not, well, Hell awaits.


God Bless!

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: interfaith

Hi - it's not often someone refers to The Alpha & Omega, a lovely expression of God's majesty. Welcome to the forum. You mentioned that you have little desire to visit Scandinavia, probably a wise decision, but there are even worse places and I've been to some of them. What happens there is not at all Christian. They don't even pretend to follow Jesus or care what He said which is so disappointing; perhaps before telling them there was some hope but once they've laughed at you and maybe suggested coming over here to see this other thing they've got going on, they have rejected Christ and are on the express service to an eternity with devils and a googolplex of pain.

Revelation 22
11a He that is unjust, let him be unjust still
11b And he which is filthy, let him be filthy still
13a I am Alpha and Omega
13b The beginning and the end
13c The first and the last

Hell. Just because I spoke to them? Not at all, it's because they dissed Jesus. God understands that and He is in control but what they have over there is nevertheless "faith" of some description. Faiths such as Running Amok or Hideous Idol or Moon Worship or Do Yoga. Many of these have exported themselves and are in a temple or moon igloo or techno-rave near you. They pride themselves on interfaith exchange, inviting you to eat little crunchy rolls with unknown substance inside or help them let off fireworks on special-magic-day or ring little bells (the list is endless) but God has summed this up for us, so that we'll know. Earlier (in chapter 11) He cited the Alpha & Omega theme with additional information concerning other "faiths" which I put in a little chart for reference.

CHAPTER 21	CHAPTER 22
.	dogs
fearful	.
unbelieving	.
abominable	.
murderers	murderers
whoremongers	whoremongers
sorcerers	sorcerers
idolaters	idolaters
all liars	lie makers lie lovers

I wonder if this is the type of "interfaith" you referred to in your introduction? Many heretics describe their cults as "heavenly" and some don't have a concept of Heaven at all. There is a reason for that. Satan. The crunchy rolls or the demented prancing & leaping or "the mass" are all dedicated to him and once they persist after hearing The Good News the discourse is over.

Revelation 21
4a God shall wipe away all tears from their eyes
4b And there shall be no more death
4c Neither sorrow
4d Nor crying
4e Neither shall there be any more pain
4f For the former things are passed away
6a And he said unto me, It is done
6b I am Alpha and Omega
6c The beginning and the end

Tears, death, sorrow, crying and pain results from their choice (as is obvious when you visit their country or see them wailing as they escape - but do they ever change?) and has been decided by God, so we know it's correct not to hang around with such wretches. I trust this is not what you mean by Sharing Heavenly Interfaith Together?

Mitza.

[Martha Chump]

Re: Hi there, I'm Martha

Of course, considering this. It makes the makes the most sense. Integrating faith can only stem from faith in Jesus Christ. Anything else stems from blindness and falsity. Therefore, interfaith compounds the concentration of only the purest love for Christdom and excludes all out. I apologize for the confusion. We will try to be more clear next time.

[Martha Chump]

Re: Hi there, I'm Martha

Belonging to an "interfaith alliance" disqualifies you from acceptance into Landover Baptist Church. We have nothing in common with other so called "Christians."

Hello Mayor of Freehold, I agree with you completely.


Something may have got lost in translation, but the definition of interfaith in this instance is the conglomerate milieu of the same brand of Baptist Christianity, not to include anything other. My hubby picked the name, maybe something was lost in translation.

[Isabella White]

Re: Hi there, I'm Martha

Belonging to an "interfaith alliance" disqualifies you from acceptance into Landover Baptist Church. We have nothing in common with other so called "Christians."

Oh, I am afraid that I had over-looked that when I gave Miss Martha my cordial welcome -- goodness, me! "Interfaith"?!! Interfaith, with what other groups? bound, Mary-worshiping Cathyolicks?? Oh, this will never do -- no, no, no! It just goes to show, dear Brother Mayor Hold, how careful we must be. I mean, we can't let just anybody waltz in through our fortified gates at ! I do thank you for being so sharp with your observances, Dear -- you've most likely saved us from a bit of a mess.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hi there, I'm Martha

Belonging to an "interfaith alliance" disqualifies you from acceptance into Landover Baptist Church. We have nothing in common with other so called "Christians."

Yes Mayor, You are 'right with Jesus'. Your keen eye and astute insights always uncovers malfeasance, be it in city hall or in the back alleys behind a men's club.
It almost makes me weep, thinking about false Christians and 'pick N choosers' who dig deep for passages that suits their flavor of the month just as a child eats nose drippings.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Hi there, I'm Martha

Belonging to an "interfaith alliance" disqualifies you from acceptance into Landover Baptist Church. We have nothing in common with other so called "Christians."

[Martha Chump]

Re: Hi there, I'm Martha

Where is your husband and how come you have the time to prattle mindlessly about nothing significant?
If you are so rich, why don't you give to Jesus for the blessing God has provided. I do not see your name on the rolls, not even as a Tin Tither® All the other gooks that claim to be Christians are on the books.

Good evening Sir. I am merely a mouthpiece for my life partner.


He very much wishes to extend his bountiful account and give to Jesus and Landover. Kindly provide the right account details for us, and he will set up a pre-authorized instalment plan.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hi there, I'm Martha

Thank you, Sir.


My husband is very rich and busy, and allots a scheduled time between my expected duties to use one of his monitored computers, for Christian purposes only. We won't allow our kids to do this until they're 21, and can handle the responsibility, though I seek them out now and then for occasional tech-savvy trouble-shooting.




No, we do not include Jews, Muslims, Catholics or Hindus, etc. That would go completely against our Mission Statement. We are not looking to pollute the purified Truth of Jesus Christ, with alternative falsehoods.

Where is your husband and how come you have the time to prattle mindlessly about nothing significant?
If you are so rich, why don't you give to Jesus for the blessing God has provided. I do not see your name on the rolls, not even as a Tin Tither® All the other gooks that claim to be Christians are on the books.