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  • realDonaldTrump
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    Originally posted by Dennis Lukes View Post
    We haven't seen much of what Tiffany is made of, so this could be her big break too.
    Tiffany who?

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  • Dennis Lukes
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    Originally posted by realDonaldTrump View Post
    I'm going to bring the Apprentice back on the new Trump MAGA Network. This year's Challenges will feature skills Needed to establish WORLD DOMINATION. First episode I'll make the candidates whip up a RABID mob to knock over a competing Lemonade Stand.
    I would like to recommend Kyle Rittenhouse as a contestant. Make sure you pardon him, and also Dylann Roof, who we'd also like to see on the show. We haven't seen much of what Tiffany is made of, so this could be her big break too. What other enterprising young Americans might you consider? Did you have anyone in mind? Dennis Lukes Jr. is available for the foreseeable future unless Quiznos accepts his apology for spitting in those sandwiches and posting videos of it to social media and gives him his job back.

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  • realDonaldTrump
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    Indian Land Acknowledgement: The luxurious and Exclusive Mar-a-Lago Resort in Palm Beach Florida stands on land once occupied by indigenous Americans (aka Injuns). They don't own it now, and they aren't allowed on The Property. That's what Exclusive means!

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  • realDonaldTrump
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    Sarah Hucklebee Sanders can come on the Show if she Loses some weight. Like 100 pounds worth. No, I'm just KIDDING. Sarah is a great Friend, and she can come on the Show ANYTIME. After she drops at least 80. Friends are friends, but I have ann IMAGE to maintain!

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  • realDonaldTrump
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    I'm going to bring the Apprentice back on the new Trump MAGA Network. This year's Challenges will feature skills Needed to establish WORLD DOMINATION. First episode I'll make the candidates whip up a RABID mob to knock over a competing Lemonade Stand.

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  • realDonaldTrump
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    ***Some or all of the content shared in this Post is disputed and might be misleading about a Saintly Pastor.***Hey, Zeke, I need to talk to you, Baby. I still have a few Million $$$ in Faith Based contracts to hand out before the 20th. Time's a wasting!

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  • realDonaldTrump
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    People are saying that I'm a DIFFICULT BOSS. NOT AT ALL! Just look at all of the Chances I gave MAD DOG Mattis to get it right, but He BLEW IT! Besides, he had NO BALLZ, and he had a STICK up his BUTT about confronting our ally Russia. How could Obama Let someone like THAT be a General??? #SHOWUSYOURBIRTHCERTIFICATE

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  • realDonaldTrump
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    Citigroup says it won't send Campaign Contributions to members of Congress who voted AGAINST vote Certification. Who NEEDS them anyway?? That's why I bank at Deutsche Bank instead. AMERICA FIRST!!!

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  • realDonaldTrump
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    Why are Diplomats sending cables Asking Mike Pompeo to criticize me? Nobody should CRITICIZE their boss like that. Nobody. My only Boss has been Fred Trump, and I never telegrammed him to Say Mean Things about the President. THEY'RE FIRED!!!

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  • realDonaldTrump
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    Psychiatrists testifying in Congress that I should be taken for a Mental Exam. NO NEED!!!! I am as MENTAL as ANYBODY! Examine Crazy Nancy instead! Instead of stopping the Protest, she RAN AWAY and said I should stop it. I WAS NOT EVEN THERE!!***Some or all of the content shared in this Post is disputed and might be misleading about a Saintly Pastor.***

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  • realDonaldTrump
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    For those successfully (I DECIDE) supporting the President by contributing To the president's Mission critical thread I have designed a Medal. Some say it looks like the Porsche logo -- which is a complement to Porsche. I announce the Honorary PHd in Exceptional Presidential Service.
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  • realDonaldTrump
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    My reason for not Attanding the Biden "inauguration" and sending Pence instead is Simple: Pence is more Used to being shot at.

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  • realDonaldTrump
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    Originally posted by Isabella White View Post
    , and speaking of Barren, how is the dear boy? Now, then, as for Paula, I shouldn't worry about her if I were you. She's likely still very busy summoning angels from Africa -- on your glorious behalf!
    How would I know? I Don't ask children how they are. It makes them WEAK. Same with Adults--that's Why I didn't ask Pence how he was during the Protest.

    Why bother God with all that Summoning? Just pack the african Angels tightly in the hold of a Ship and sail it over. Very cheap, very simple. 20, 30 percent losses, max.

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  • Isabella White
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    Originally posted by realDonaldTrump View Post
    White. Nice German name! Are you Paula's mother by Any chance? Tell her to Call me.
    Oh, dear! No, no, Mr. President, I am not the mother of Paula White, although she is a second-cousin. As a matter of fact, Dear, I have no children, having been barren for all of my life. Oh, and speaking of Barren, how is the dear boy? Now, then, as for Paula, I shouldn't worry about her if I were you. She's likely still very busy summoning angels from Africa -- on your glorious behalf!

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  • realDonaldTrump
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    Idon't like Music, but I enjoy sending the Marine band Out to BUSK in Dupont Circle. We can always use the extra Petty Cash in the Oval Office.

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