[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

Re: cant it wont' post on the forum

OK, Donnie-boy. You need to know some basics:

1. Mrs. Trump will NOT redecorate the Flint mansion guest suite, nor will she visit it.

Mrs. Trump? Zeke, my friend, you know my mother passed away many years ago. Useless woman! I always liked dad's Mistresses better.

Oh, now I get it. You're WAY ahead of me on the Melania thing.

And hey, would you mind going on TV to let people know what a Devoted, Pious Christian I am? Nobody's a better Christian than Donald Trump! It would really help me out of a Tight Spot right now.

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

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Zeke - where have you been? Christ! Now this sounds like the same BS forms they Made me sign when I got Those loans. Yeah sure whatever. I'm the best on knowing the Bible and it says he who Wins the Presidency makes the Rules. Talk to Rudy and get him to sign off on it ($130k like last time OK?). Good to see you again.

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

Re: cant it wont' post on the forum

Only TWO weeks of Winning left and I haven't had Enough of it yet. Many events on the Presidential schedule. For the next few days it correctly says I will be working from early in the morning until late at night. No rest For the wicked -- while Sleepy Joe is still dozing.

[Dennis Lukes]

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Please call Nervous Nancy Pelosi on her Personal Mobile Number, 201-348-4900, and tell her that she is the World's UGLIEST woman. And that she's a Traitor who should not Impeech me.

I just called, but I didn't have the heart to call her the ugliest woman. At least she's not as fat as that BITCH Hillary. I did call her a nasty Catholic witch and described in detail some of the tortures she will face in Hell before she hung up on me.

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

Re: cant it wont' post on the forum

Please call Nervous Nancy Pelosi on her Personal Mobile Number, 201-348-4900, and tell her that she is the World's UGLIEST woman. And that she's a Traitor who should not Impeech me.

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

Re: cant it wont' post on the forum

Don't tell Sleepy Joe, but I had a Whoopie Cushion sewn into the Presidential Chair. He'll probably never even NOTICE!!!

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

Re: cant it wont' post on the forum

Mr. President, if Four Seasons Total Landscaping was good enough for a press conference, then might I be so bold as to suggest the Blood of Christ Motel for your inaugural ball as President-in-exile? One hotelier to another, it would be an excellent location with plenty of space for the all-important military parade.

It is a kind Offer, and your Facilities are outstanding. But I'm leaning toward hosting the unaugural event at the Trump Asunción Hotel in Paraguay. I may be DETAINED there on business for a couple of Decades.

To the Whitehouse staff: everyone keeps coming into the Residence to tell me what to do. That's what I have Newsmax for, so this has to stop! Everyone OUT!!! These Men will stay here: Keitel, Jodl, Krebs, and Burgdorf.

[Dennis Lukes]

Re: cant it wont' post on the forum

Mr. President, if Four Seasons Total Landscaping was good enough for a press conference, then might I be so bold as to suggest the Blood of Christ Motel for your inaugural ball as President-in-exile? One hotelier to another, it would be an excellent location with plenty of space for the all-important military parade. I understand that the US Military will not be available, but I'm sure all of the brave and loyal members of the MAGA Militia who haven't been tracked down by federal agents or already committed to gatecrashing Pretender Biden's faux-inauguration will be glad to attend.

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

Re: cant it wont' post on the forum

If you don't have the Votes to make me Emporer, how about this? You agree to refurnish every Federal Government Building with timeless, elegant pieces from the Trump Collection, and I'll walk. Believe me, I'll give you a great, great government discount, just like I do with the Secret Service suites at Mar-a-Lago.

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

Re: cant it wont' post on the forum

I have a deal to offer to Numskull Nancy--name me Emporer of the Americas and I'll resign the Presidency immediately. I own property in Scotland, so I'm already a nobleman. Act now before some Other Country takes me up on this AMAZING OFFER!!!

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

Re: cant it wont' post on the forum

If you're plotting to Overthrow the Government for me, please Consider this first: Wear a shirt unless your a Hot girl! Nobody wants to see this:

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

Re: cant it wont' post on the forum

Big announcement: Area 51 is REAL!! I have seen all the documents BELIEVE me, I can assure you the Secrets are all REAL. So many secrets... The Best One I haven't mentioned yet. Maybe never... What a Shame to let the Nations Secrets BE given away to Russia -- that's technically Leverage not a Threat according to my lawyers. No PARDON necessary when you have Leverage. Not many people know what that means -- Pelosi CERTAINLY DOESN'T!

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

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Twitter says they banned me for life. FALSE!!! I FIRED them because they kept calling me a liar. They are so MEAN! Let's see how quickly they FAIL without me!!! I'm going to repeal and replace Twitter with a better, less expensive platform, just like I did with Obamacare. STAY TUNED!!

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

Re: cant it wont' post on the forum

Big announcement: The Area 51 aliens are REAL!!! I only took one security briefing as President, but I remember they told me that. No, wait, I saw it on Hannity. Hannity has bigger intellectuals than the Air Force, anyway. Watch him after he leaves Fox!

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

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When I'm fighting the Deep State all ALONE in beautiful Mar-A-Lago, I sometimes get hungry. That's why I eat Goya BEANS -- TWO Thumbs up Ivanka For The Senate and say byebye to Little Marco (that's What I call him).