[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

Re: cant it wont' post on the forum

I second my Own declaration. I can do that -- Free MULLIGAN!

[WWJDnow]

Re: cant it wont' post on the forum

This should be fun. If he thought Hillary fought hard, he hasn't seen anything yet. He he he...

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

Re: cant it wont' post on the forum

I am announcing my candidacy for Executive Pastor of the Landover Baptist Church. What's the point of having a CHURCH if it doesn't reflect your VALUES? What has Pastor Zeke done to deserve your TRUST?

Has he built a WALL to keep Atheists out of your Church? NO!!! I will build a Wall and make the Atheists pay for it!

PASTOR EZEKIEL expects tithes of 30% or more. RIDICULOUS!!! I will CUT the TITHES of the Wealthiest Members of the Landover COMMUNITY.

Are MUSLIMS banned from all Church Property? NO!!! I will make sure no MUSLIM sets foot on Landover grounds until we figure out what is going on with them.

I will REPEAL and REPLACE Zekecare with a BETTER and CHEAPER faith healing PLAN!!!

I will CREATE 25 MILLION NEW JOBS for Landover members.

I will send EVERYBODY at LANDOVER a $2,000 check.

I'll pack the FLOCK even more tightly together during Religious Services until the COVED goes away, which will happen ANY DAY now!

I will Return the President's TELEPHONE CALLS, unless that "president" is the USURPER Joe Biden.

Together, we can Make Landover Incredible Again!!!! #MaLanIA

BIG MaLanIA rally on January 20 next to the giant Plastic JESUS in Freehold, IOWA. Come one, come armed!

I'm Donald J. Trump and I approve this message!!!

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[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

Re: cant it wont' post on the forum

Dear Mr. President. I understand that you released the following statement:
“In light of reports of more demonstrations, I urge that there must be NO violence, NO lawbreaking and NO vandalism of any kind. That is not what I stand for, and it is not what America stands for. I call on ALL Americans to help ease tensions and calm tempers. Thank you.”

I can't help but feel that it might go over better if you added : "America Stands For Jesus and His Return." This is such a wonderful opportunity to win souls for Christ. Don't you think?

I had to issue that Statement to not Be PROSECUTED. Why bring Jesus into this? RIGHT NOW, America stands for MY return!

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[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

Re: cant it wont' post on the forum

...long tale of pity and woe...

Sounds like you want MOAR Details -- well, Rudy's your guy for That. I'm The ideas Guy.

[Isabella White]

Re: cant it wont' post on the forum

Oh, dear. I just heard about the second imp--you-know-what.

How are you doing? Please take comfort in all the thoughts and prayers being sent your way. Jesus loves you so much.

Oh, isn't this just too terrible for words, dear Sister Handmaiden? Why, I can scarcely believe that this has taken place, although we must not forget: the is still on the Throne! He will not tolerate this impeachment nonsense. He will not stand for it!

I was packing up some goodies for the ladies to take home, after our prayer meeting this afternoon when, all of a sudden, Sister Hortense shrieked and then fainted. She was listening to the radio broadcast in the parlor when the news about the dreaded "I"-word came on.

When I checked an online news site, I noticed it has a banner at the top, counting down the time until you-know-what is supposed to happen. Those Demonrats are doing their worst work at showing just how disgusting they are!

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/ushome/index.html

But, as I've said so many times before, this is the Work of the and He will remain faithful to our dear President Trump. We shall see the victory!

[handmaiden]

Re: cant it wont' post on the forum

Dear Mr. President. I understand that you released the following statement:
“In light of reports of more demonstrations, I urge that there must be NO violence, NO lawbreaking and NO vandalism of any kind. That is not what I stand for, and it is not what America stands for. I call on ALL Americans to help ease tensions and calm tempers. Thank you.”


I can't help but feel that it might go over better if you added : "America Stands For Jesus and His Return." This is such a wonderful opportunity to win souls for Christ. Don't you think?




P.S. By not mentioning Jesus, you run the risk of people thinking that your Jew son-in-law wrote your statement for you. Sooner or later, the reckoning on the whole Jew-association thing is gonna come due.

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

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They DIDN'T impeach me -- I impeached THEM. How's Deze Nuts taste dems? *** Dirty cock and balls pic awaiting Pastorly inspection ***

One of the most striking golf courses in the Carolinas, Trump National winds along the shores of gorgeous Lake Norman for much of its journey.

699 SECONDS?! Christ! AT A TIME LIKE this? That's Longer than I spent in National Security briefings.

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

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Zeke, I need your Prayers now. And a BIG cash infustion to my Leadership PAC. Send the MONEY first. God can wait! Use Bitcoin. Credit cards don't WORK anymore.

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[handmaiden]

Re: cant it wont' post on the forum

Oh, dear. I just heard about the second imp--you-know-what.

How are you doing? Please take comfort in all the thoughts and prayers being sent your way. Jesus loves you so much.

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

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Hope Hicks just left the Whitehouse. Totally, completely pre-planned before the Capitol Protest. Still, NOT HAPPY about it!!! Who will steam WRINKLES out of my pants now? Plus, she was my HOTTEST aid. Mark Meadows? Much smaller breasts.

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

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Impeached?? Total BS!!!! I'm going to VETO the impeachment. Rudy Giuliani said I could do That!!!

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

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I intended my Last Post to be in BOLDFACE, like the Sharpies they used to STEAL the election in Arizona. Now people WON'T Think I wasn't SERIOUS. I was SERIOUS. I'm Always SERIOUS. Sometimes I just Joke Around, but now I'm SERIOUS. Why can't I EDIT my posts? CANCEL CULTUER!!! What if I make a Tiepo?? Zeke MUST STOP THIS NOW!!!!

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[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

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Sir, did someone put something in your Mt Dew this morning?

I KNEW I shouldn't have asked Fauci to FETCH it for me!!!! Miller, get me a fresh Mt. Dew! Make sure the STEWARD who gives it to you is WHITE, like you usually Do.



People are asking if I have ANYTHING to say to my Supporters who plan to Protest next week. I DO. I beseech ALL of my Supporters not to participate in VIOLENT protests if they are dressed like CHEAP POOR PEOPLE. I have an IMAGE to maintain!!! Preferred dress is a BUSINESS SUIT for men and a MINISKIRT for women.

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

Re: cant it wont' post on the forum

ZEKE! Send someone Over I think Paula did an AFRICAN inant.. intanti.. incastration on my BRAIN!