[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

Re: cant it wont' post on the forum

I'd rather have SEX with El Chapo than with Crooked Hillary. I'm a LOSER HOMO.

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

Re: cant it wont' post on the forum

Better get right with God, repent for the fornication, adultery, and fraud

I do regret the Adultery. In the future, I'm STICKING WITH girls who'll keep QUIET for $50,000 or less.

[Dennis Lukes]

Re: cant it wont' post on the forum

For the love of Sweet Jesus (who I do indeed love more than life itself) will you please give it a rest? We can't institute Biblical Law with a Democratic Satanist in the White House, so Jesus is a bit miffed at you right now. Better get right with God, repent for the fornication, adultery, and fraud or He'll send you to Hell. I can't imagine you want to spend all eternity chained with barbed wire to Hillary Clinton and El Chapo.

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

Re: cant it wont' post on the forum

I have ordered my Generals to organize a MILITARY sendoff on January 20, to include airstrikes on Precincts that voted for Sleepy Joe. And on the WASHINGTON mall. I'll have to pull the Trupes off of DC guard duty for the big Parade.

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

Re: cant it wont' post on the forum

I have 4,000 McRibs and a refrigerator FULL of Mountain DEW in the Oval office. That should hold me for about a week after I BARRICADE myself in!

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

Re: cant it wont' post on the forum

To the Persons READING my posts:

1) Please REMEMBER that I am a PUSSY and LOSER. Especially to Describe ME. This is CHURCH WEBSITE for CHRIST'S SAKE!

2) I know WHOM you ARE, and I HAVE pulled your FBI and IRS Files. VERY interesting Reading!!! Of course, I didn't READ them Myself, I cun't read, but Steven Miller did. GREAT BAND FROM THE 70's, too. Fly like a BEAGLE!

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

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I have a message for all of my loyal followers about the RECENT violence:

I completely reject all Violence, foreign and Domestic. But ESPECIALLY foreign. Please do NOT disrupt the functioning of OUR great Government. America is a Great cuntry. I made it great again. Please do not TARNISH my legacy of Success by taking Rash action as a DISORANIZED mob. I could have been a patriot but became a pussy loser. Everyone Says so. Why dont yall LIKE ME!!!

If Joe Biden isn't inaugurated, under the USS Constitution, I become President again. Whatever you have to do, for God's sake, DON'T let that inauguration happen!!! Get to DC NOW!!!

Thank you and Trump BLESS you all!

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

Re: cant it wont' post on the forum

Oh, Rudy, Rudy
Oh, Rudy, Rudy
Oh, Rudy, Rudy, how was I supposed to know
That something wasn't right here?
Oh, Rudy, Rudy, I shouldn't have let you go
And now you're out of sight, yeah
Show me how you want it to be
Tell me, Rudy, 'cause I need to know now, oh, because
My loneliness is killing me (And I)
I must confess I still believe (Still believe)
When I'm not with you I lose my mind
Give me a sign, litigate it one more time

Britney Speers wrote SO MANY great Songs!!! HUNDREDS of HITS!!! All of them about me. Too bad she LET HERSELF GO.

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

Re: cant it wont' post on the forum

Zekey, can't you see I'm calling?
A guy like me should wear a warning
It's dangerous, I'm falling
There's no escape, Dems can't wait
I have a fit, baby, give me it
I'm dangerous, I'm loving it
Oval, can't come out
Losing my head, rant and rave and shout
Do you want me now?
With the haste of my slips, I'm on a ride
I'm toxic, I'm slippin' under
With the waste of your useless sacrifice
You're addicted to me
Don't you know that I'm toxic?
And I love all that's me
Don't you know that I'm toxic?

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: cant it wont' post on the forum

Although, I must say, it does concern me greatly to see the fake news putting out things like the nonsense below, which is probably all over the Clinton News Network!

You can tell it's fake news, Sister, because although the numbers at the beginning add up to 100%, later on they don't. I guess we now know where those extra ballots came from (or went, whichever is being claimed at the moment I write this.)

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

Re: cant it wont' post on the forum

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
I think I did it again
I made you believe that I am your friend
Oh baby
It might seem like a putsch
But it doesn't mean that I'm serious
Just need to lose all my Pences
That is just so typically me
Oh baby, baby
Oops, I did it again
I played with your gun, got lost in the fame
Oh baby, baby
Oops, you think I'm in love
That I'm sent from above
I'm not. I'm cynical.

[Isabella White]

Re: cant it wont' post on the forum

Happy to announce Steve Bannon, a GREAT and TRUSTWORTHY AMERICAN, has Rejoined my Team as principal Advisor. LOTS to Accomplish in next 5 days. Also, his Family makes EXCELLENT yogurt!!!

Oh, yes! There is plenty of work to be done within the next few days, dear Mr. President, and I just know how busy you must be, tidying up a few loose ends here and there. Although, I must say, it does concern me greatly to see the fake news putting out things like the nonsense below, which is probably all over the Clinton News Network!

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

Re: cant it wont' post on the forum

Liberal David BROOKS of the failing NYT talks about the Euphoric rage of group narcissisms. Perhaps He should Turn loose the creative design talents of Phil Mickelson on a site that features stunning 360-degree views of the Indian Ocean.

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

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Fair enough ZEKE?!!! I learnt my lesson. I WON'T talk about THE DELETED EMAILS or the Person Unpressing MY funny Button ever Again. TWITTER was right and Socialist oppressor Joe BIDEN won fair and Square.

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

Re: cant it wont' post on the forum

Happy to announce Steve Bannon, a GREAT and TRUSTWORTHY AMERICAN, has Rejoined my Team as principal Advisor. LOTS to Accomplish in next 5 days. Also, his Family makes EXCELLENT yogurt!!!