[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

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Crazy Nancy Pelosi, SHUT UP already. Instead of plotting to FALSELY impeach me, why don't you get your BOTOX fixed? You look ridiculous!

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

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Good idea, Mr President! And talking of things that only you can do, are there any more pardons going? Asking for a friend.

MY ideas ARE the BEST ideas.

White House Counsel told me I can't keep selling pardons, so Ruby Giuliani is handling that now. Your friend should call him, or just bid on E-Bay. I recommend clicking Buy It Now, just in case this BOGUS impeachment thing has legs.

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

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There are Going to be some Changes. You all Know my staff at the Whitehouse could not be TRUSTED, that's why I need Loyalty Oaths from EveryBody. If Zeke's NOT here any more I need to know who's Going to be my Number 2. PENCE was a lying sonovagun -- NO RHINOS.

[Cranky Old Man]

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[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

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To everyone who says that I am mentally unfit to serve as President: I am as stable as anyone who is still left in the White House. Anyone! Didn't you see my prefect score on the cognitive test? Man, Woman, Person, Camera, TV. See, I STILL remember the pictures. Nobody could do that!!!

Now, where is Zeke? Is he with that turncoat Pence plotting to remove me from office? IS HE? I KNEW IT HE TURNED ON ME JUST LIKE BEANBAG BILL BARR AND MIDDLE-AGED MELANIA. You're all out to get me with Pelosi and Shumer, but I won't let it happen!!! I had the Secret Service remove the CIA chip from my BRAIN so I don't need to put foil under my combover anymore. Please Ask Zeke to call me ASAP.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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I am happy to announce that, next week, I will be awarding the PRESIDENTIAL MEDAL OF FREEDOM to my three children, Don Jr., the lovely and sexy Ivanka, and the other son. Nobody deserves this tremendous, tremendous award more, except me.

Good idea, Mr President! And talking of things that only you can do, are there any more pardons going? Asking for a friend.

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

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I'm starting to like this place. Could definitely stay -- a lot of Exciting news to share. Needs more GOLD tho -- all this drab blue makes me think of prison guard uniforms.

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

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I go to St. John's church, just across Lafayette Square from the White House, after I clear out the lowlifes.

My favorite Bible verse is from my book, The Art of the Deal, which I wrote all by myself: "You can't con people, at least not for long. You can create EXCITEMENT, you can do wonderful PROMOTION and get all kinds of press, and you can throw in a little HYPERBOLE. But if you don't deliver the goods, people will eventually catch on."

What is a joke? I don't understand that word.

You're fake news!!! I mean it, no more questions!!!

[Didymus Much]

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Talk to my boy Zeke, is he back yet?...

Nah, he's been AWOL for years, unfortunately.

...Listen -- you are very RUDE. So disgusting. No more questions.

Fine. Put Ivanka on the phone, would you?

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

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"Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus."

Talk to my boy Zeke, is he back yet? Listen -- you are very RUDE. So disgusting. No more questions.

[Didymus Much]

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...RIGGED ELECTION!!! Don't say I didn't warn everyone...

Still can't deal with the fact that people would vote for a potato with a grin carved into it just to stop the constant national embarrassment that is you?

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

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People in Atlanta are STILL VOTING for Joe Biden. RIGGED ELECTION!!! Don't say I didn't warn everyone.

[Didymus Much]

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Done whining yet, loser?

"Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus."

Yeah, that too. Throw in a joke or something, room's a tad tense this week.

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

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Some people ask me what's my favorite move. It's definitely not CHINA movie Parasite -- we got enough problems with them with trade (but easy to win) -- probably I'd say the last Police Academy: Mission to Moscow becuase I love our Law Enforcement and MIlitary HEROS and biker gangs.

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

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I'd like to address the heinous attack on the US Capitol. Like all Americans, I am shocked and disappointed by this disturbing incident. There were 3,000 or so Patriots there and only a few hundred police officers, but you couldn't even arrest a SINGLE Democrat before the vote? How could you LOSERS have failed me like this?