hello outer world dwellers

[James Hutchins]

Re: hello outer world dwellers

and yet Jesus Christ was a Jew.

By your logic you worship a Jew.

Perhaps you should see a psychic.

Jesus IS a Christian, He had to hide among the joos to avoid persecution until they found out. Read your Bible and stop making up wild stories.

[DemonBrat]

Re: hello outer world dwellers

and yet Jesus Christ was a Jew.


By your logic you worship a Jew.






Perhaps you should see a psychic.

[James Hutchins]

Re: hello outer world dwellers

then why do you believe in a light demon named Lucifer?


he's the one that created a whole false religion

We believe in Jesus Christ, our Savior and the KJV Holy Bible. God tells us that Hell is real and the Satan is there.


Should I believe in God or some guy on the internet playing make believe?

[Basilissa]

Re: hello outer world dwellers

oh I am a friggen idiot...

Thank you for this clarification, dear. That explains a lot.

Anyway, I will pray that God takes away the delusion He gave you, therefore giving you a fair chance for Salvation.

2 Thessalonians 2:11-12
11 And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:
12 That they all might be damned who believed not the truth, but had pleasure in unrighteousness.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: hello outer world dwellers

then why do you believe in a light demon named Lucifer?

I also believe Jews exist, but I wouldn't worship them.

[DemonBrat]

Re: hello outer world dwellers

then why do you believe in a light demon named Lucifer?


he's the one that created a whole false religion

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: hello outer world dwellers

JC might be a prophet who died for your sins but for me he's some ambiguous existence

Christ Jesus may change his appearance like a shape-shifter, but He doesn't change His ESSENCE, dear. He died for all who believe in Him, you included if you wish to avoid an eternity of being sodomized by Satan's barbed tallywhacker. But then, you might be one of those people who thinks that sounds delightful.

anyway I'm more talking about your politics, you believe non-binary people don't exist and that sun monsters shouldn't be treated equally

We're not political, dear. We transcend mere politics. We are citizens of Heaven, and until the Laws of Heaven have an addendum for the treatment of people who accuse Jesus of botching up their naughty bits when He single-handedly created them way back in their mother's womb, we will continue the way in which our LORD has always desired us to be.

[DemonBrat]

Re: hello outer world dwellers

oh I am a friggen idiot... you know nothing about the sun monsters and my rectal demons...


they're demons just like me, however they eat hydrogen and poo


anyway you all seem to be set in your valid ways... I can't lead anyone to the pits of Hell here

[James Hutchins]

Re: hello outer world dwellers

JC might be a prophet who died for your sins but for me he's some ambiguous existence


anyway I'm more talking about your politics, you believe non-binary people don't exist and that sun monsters shouldn't be treated equally

Friend, I've never heard of 'sun monsters', is that something from some gook chiller movie like Godzilla?


We are not political at all. We follow the Perfect Laws of God(tm).

[DemonBrat]

Re: hello outer world dwellers

JC might be a prophet who died for your sins but for me he's some ambiguous existence


anyway I'm more talking about your politics, you believe non-binary people don't exist and that sun monsters shouldn't be treated equally

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: hello outer world dwellers

There is no old or new with Christ Jesus, dear. He is unchanging (Hebrews 13:8). Does this bother you? And why should it? It is His decision how He will be, and we have the privilege and responsibility to be thankful and glorify Him.

[DemonBrat]

I hear this is God's Favorite Forum right?


If so I'm at the right place. I feel like I've stepped into a time portal to where old beliefs are acceptable.