[Romeo Rovagnati]

Re: hello outer world dwellers

What's its position on idols?

The Canon Law does not allow the worship of other Gods, since it violates the 1th Commandament.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: hello outer world dwellers

What's its position on idols?

[Romeo Rovagnati]

Re: hello outer world dwellers

Sharia law is for muslims and I am not a muslim


also it is very backwards

You're right, Christians should implement Canon Law.

[Uncle Rutherford]

Re: hello outer world dwellers

that sounds a little fun I guess... but if I'm reduced to molecules how can I meow like the kitty I am?

Furries are not allowed on God’s favorite forum. People like you make me want to....want to....oh God dangit where’s my BC headache powder? Anyway, it’s obvious you don’t want to be saved and suffer from multiple demons crawling up your anal glandulars making its way to your brain and heart to infect you with stupid ideas. I’m gonna pray for you, not that it’ll do any good for someone as hopeless as you.

[James Hutchins]

Re: hello outer world dwellers

that sounds a little fun I guess... but if I'm reduced to molecules how can I meow like the kitty I am?

All a big joke to you people.

Time and time again, I hear stories about the crying to Jesus to forgive them as they lay on their death bed. God gets the last laugh, along with the lucky Christian that is there as the soul leaves the body, that last tortured gasp for air and the look of terror in the dead persons eyes.

[DemonBrat]

Re: hello outer world dwellers

Consider this:
You're riding your bike, all proud because your dad took off the training wheels. A Good Humor truck comes and runs over your gut, causing your body to burst and spray entrails all over the street.

You're dead
Whether due to your own disgusting sinning or the Lords divine will, you are dead. Instantly your soul begins falling towards the black abyss above Hell. The falling seems eternal as you gather speed and the heat begins to grow. Then you notice a red dot below you growing larger by the second, this is the Lake in the center of Hell. It is the brightest point in Hell therefore it is visible for a great distance. Keep in mind that the farther you fall, the further from Christ you are.
As you gain speed and the flames become apparent you may wonder how you can stop this from happening. The answer is simple. It's too late and you can't, you're doomed. Your soul is damned and it WILL happen. The temperature is now approaching the unbearable limit as your flesh begins to smoulder and ignite and you continue to build speed as you plummet toward the now visible boiling Lake of Fire. You can almost make out individual souls thrashing in the magma with your flaming eyesockets. Soon you will join them, your terror mounts as your screams become gargled with the stench of Hells evil smell. The heat becomes excruciating as you notice your skin peeling away and your bones becoming visible and black. Flaming and screaming in anguish, you splashdown into the acidic brimstone of Satans Lake at around 250 MPH. You are instantly vaporized and reformed as a tormented soul writhing in absolute terror in the deafening depths of the Lake that Burns Eternal. The pain is beyond comprehension as you gnash your teeth so hard they shatter in your mouth. Satan periodically plucks you from the flames to savagely rape repeatedly and casually tosses you to his infernal minions to rip apart and rape at will, only to be reformed and have this scenario repeated...over and over and over, forever.
Is it still funny mocking our mission to Save© your soul? We want you to enjoy Heaven and eternal praise and worship at the feet of our Saviour the Lord Jesus Christ.

Unless you are Saved™ by Jesus Christ and His Holy website and favorite church, Landover Baptist, there is no other way to avoid this.

that sounds a little fun I guess... but if I'm reduced to molecules how can I meow like the kitty I am?

[James Hutchins]

Re: hello outer world dwellers

Consider this:
You're riding your bike, all proud because your dad took off the training wheels. A Good Humor truck comes and runs over your gut, causing your body to burst and spray entrails all over the street.

You're dead
Whether due to your own disgusting sinning or the Lords divine will, you are dead. Instantly your soul begins falling towards the black abyss above Hell. The falling seems eternal as you gather speed and the heat begins to grow. Then you notice a red dot below you growing larger by the second, this is the Lake in the center of Hell. It is the brightest point in Hell therefore it is visible for a great distance. Keep in mind that the farther you fall, the further from Christ you are.
As you gain speed and the flames become apparent you may wonder how you can stop this from happening. The answer is simple. It's too late and you can't, you're doomed. Your soul is damned and it WILL happen. The temperature is now approaching the unbearable limit as your flesh begins to smoulder and ignite and you continue to build speed as you plummet toward the now visible boiling Lake of Fire. You can almost make out individual souls thrashing in the magma with your flaming eyesockets. Soon you will join them, your terror mounts as your screams become gargled with the stench of Hells evil smell. The heat becomes excruciating as you notice your skin peeling away and your bones becoming visible and black. Flaming and screaming in anguish, you splashdown into the acidic brimstone of Satans Lake at around 250 MPH. You are instantly vaporized and reformed as a tormented soul writhing in absolute terror in the deafening depths of the Lake that Burns Eternal. The pain is beyond comprehension as you gnash your teeth so hard they shatter in your mouth. Satan periodically plucks you from the flames to savagely rape repeatedly and casually tosses you to his infernal minions to rip apart and rape at will, only to be reformed and have this scenario repeated...over and over and over, forever.
Is it still funny mocking our mission to Save© your soul? We want you to enjoy Heaven and eternal praise and worship at the feet of our Saviour the Lord Jesus Christ.

Unless you are Saved™ by Jesus Christ and His Holy website and favorite church, Landover Baptist, there is no other way to avoid this.

[Basilissa]

Re: hello outer world dwellers

Sharia law is for muslims and I am not a muslim

also it is very backwards

I will explain it to you in simpleton words:

Sharia law is a religious law
The Bible also contains religious laws
Biblical laws legal = homosexuals, witches, and heathens killed
Biblical laws legal = me happy

[DemonBrat]

Re: hello outer world dwellers

Do not mind the atheist - he just wants to corrupt your gullible mind.

When the USA finally adopts a Biblical version of the Sharia law, homosexuality will be - once again - punishable by death:
Leviticus 20:13 - If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood [shall be] upon them.

Sharia law is for muslims and I am not a muslim


also it is very backwards

[Dennis Lukes]

Re: hello outer world dwellers

homosexuality is fun though

Hell won't be fun, not at all. By all means, go have all the buttsex you want, it's your choice. You'll probably regret it after your first trillion years in the lake of fire, but hey, "homosexuality is fun."

[DemonBrat]

Re: hello outer world dwellers

homosexuality is fun though

[Basilissa]

Re: hello outer world dwellers

two humans boinking? is that some homosexual act?

Do not mind the atheist - he just wants to corrupt your gullible mind.

When the USA finally adopts a Biblical version of the Sharia law, homosexuality will be - once again - punishable by death:

Leviticus 20:13 - If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood [shall be] upon them.

[DemonBrat]

Re: hello outer world dwellers

FTFY.

two humans boinking? is that some homosexual act?

[Didymus Much]

Re: hello outer world dwellers

God did not create me though... I was formed by two humans boinking.

FTFY.

[DemonBrat]

Re: hello outer world dwellers

God did not create me though... I was formed by a dark turd.