Re: any other racists on this forum?
Catholics have their own Bible, some verses are more-or-less the same but others are just ludicrous. Take the example of Daniel in the lions' den. As usual the King's underlings wanted to kill off Daniel and hatched a cunning plan. Their idea was a new law under which no request could be made to any god or person other than the King himself, who was supposed to be a god, for a whole month etc., etc., and no prizes for guessing what the punishment was. Daniel continued praying to God. The underlings snuck around spying on him and reported him to the King.

There are people who say that, in fact, none of this is historical. They call it a hero legend, set in the past but mentioning real places to lend verisimilitude, yet ultimately a work of fiction. So if that's what's people think, what's to stop them making up more stories? Especially if they're living it up in great big palaces and swanning around in ridiculously overdone robes. Then there's the hats. They just can't help themselves! That Napoleon costume you're so fond of, it's nothing compared with these freaks. Even if you chose the one with real gold braid! And write more stories is exactly what they did. Never mind that they don't agree with the original. Here's two:
What's all this six days? The Bible is quite clear that the king had such a sleepless night he couldn't wait to get straight down to the lions in the morning. And Habakkuk getting swooped around by the hair? Under such circumstances he wouldn't get very far before it was all pulled out by the roots! God does transport people, Philip for example, but not by jerking him up by his head. That's more like the Brothers Grimm. Previously..
Well really! That sounds more like Harry Potter than Divine intervention. If the three witches from Shakespeare had concocted some such nonsense, that's about what you'd expect. But Daniel? And where did the dragon come from? Imported by the dozen from obscure African sources who had a secret cache of dinosaurs in a hidden ravine? Ultimately though, once someone's been fed lies long enough @$so-much-per-word to pay for all those robes and idiotic hats, they'll swallow anything. Popes depend on it.


https://archive.org/details/thejerusalembible1966/page/n1467/mode/1up
“DANIEL 14:23-40” N.B. The book of Daniel only has twelve chapters.
(Sometimes this is called BEL AND THE DRAGON 1:23-40 instead.)
Originally posted by Vengeance Puriel
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DANIEL 6:14-22 Then the king, when he heard these words, was sore displeased with himself, and set his heart on Daniel to deliver him: and he laboured till the going down of the sun to deliver him ... Then the king commanded, and they brought Daniel, and cast him into the den of lions ... a stone was brought, and laid upon the mouth of the den; and the king sealed it with his own signet, and with the signet of his lords; that the purpose might not be changed concerning Daniel. Then the king went to his palace, and passed the night fasting ... Then the king arose very early in the morning, and went in haste unto the den of lions. And when he came to the den, he cried with a lamentable voice unto Daniel: and the king spake and said to Daniel, O Daniel, servant of the living God, is thy God, whom thou servest continually, able to deliver thee from the lions? Then said Daniel unto the king, O king, live for ever. My God hath sent his angel, and hath shut the lions' mouths..


DANIEL IN THE LION PIT
They threw Daniel into the lion pit, and there he stayed for six days. In the pit were seven lions, which were given two human bodies and two sheep every day; but for this period they were not given anything, to make sure they would eat Daniel. Now the prophet Habakkuk was in Judaea: he had been making a stew, and breaking up bread small to put in a basket. He was on his way to the fields, taking this to the harvesters, when the angel of the Lord spoke to him, 'Take the meal you are carrying to Babylon and give it to Daniel in the lion pit'. 'Lord,' replied Habakkuk 'I have not even seen Babylon, and know nothing about this pit.' The angel of the Lord seized his head and carried him off by the hair to Babylon where, with a great thrust of his spirit, he set Habakkuk down on the edge of the pit. 'Daniel, Daniel,' Habakkuk shouted 'take the meal that God has sent you.' And Daniel said, 'You have kept me in mind, O God; you have not deserted those who love you'. Rising to his feet he ate the meal, while the angel of God lost no time in returning Habakkuk to his own country. On the seventh day the king came to lament over Daniel; on reaching the pit he looked inside, and there was Daniel, quite unperturbed.What's all this six days? The Bible is quite clear that the king had such a sleepless night he couldn't wait to get straight down to the lions in the morning. And Habakkuk getting swooped around by the hair? Under such circumstances he wouldn't get very far before it was all pulled out by the roots! God does transport people, Philip for example, but not by jerking him up by his head. That's more like the Brothers Grimm. Previously..
DANIEL KILLS THE DRAGON
There was a big dragon in Babylon, and this was worshipped too. The king said to Daniel, 'You are not going to tell me that this is no more than bronze? Look, it is alive; it eats and drinks; you cannot deny that this is a living god; worship it, then.' Daniel replied, 'I worship the Lord my God; he is the living God. With your permission, O king, without using either sword or club I will kill this serpent.' 'You have my permission' said the king. Whereupon Daniel took some pitch, some fat and some hair and boiled them up together, rolled the mixture into balls and fed them to the dragon; the dragon swallowed them and burst. Daniel said, 'Now look at the sort of thing you worship!' The Babylonians were furious when they heard about this and began intriguing against the king. 'The king has turned Jew,' they said 'he has allowed Bel to be overthrown, and the dragon to be killed, and he has put the priests to death.' So they went to the king and said, 'Hand Daniel over to us or else we will kill you, and your family'. They pressed him so hard that the king found himself forced to hand Daniel over to them.Well really! That sounds more like Harry Potter than Divine intervention. If the three witches from Shakespeare had concocted some such nonsense, that's about what you'd expect. But Daniel? And where did the dragon come from? Imported by the dozen from obscure African sources who had a secret cache of dinosaurs in a hidden ravine? Ultimately though, once someone's been fed lies long enough @$so-much-per-word to pay for all those robes and idiotic hats, they'll swallow anything. Popes depend on it.

https://archive.org/details/thejerusalembible1966/page/n1467/mode/1up
“DANIEL 14:23-40” N.B. The book of Daniel only has twelve chapters.
(Sometimes this is called BEL AND THE DRAGON 1:23-40 instead.)
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