[handmaiden]

Re: climate change is real

However, being a True Christian™ doesn't just mean being able to google stuff. You need a deep and profound knowledge about the Bible [. . .]

Regarding climate, the Good Book tells us that it is controlled entirely by God - here are some selected examples:

Deuteronomy 28:24 - The LORD shall make the rain of thy land powder and dust: from heaven shall it come down upon thee, until thou be destroyed.

Leviticus 26:4 - Then I will give you rain in due season, and the land shall yield her increase, and the trees of the field shall yield their fruit.

Psalms 148:8 - Fire, and hail; snow, and vapour; stormy wind fulfilling his word:

Nahum 1:3 - The LORD is slow to anger, and great in power, and will not at all acquit the wicked: the LORD hath his way in the whirlwind and in the storm, and the clouds are the dust of his feet.

Thank you, Sister Basilissa, for bringing to bear your own wisdom which supports the point that I made which is that a fabulous database is only useful to someone knowledgeable enough to ask the right questions.

I am not as sharp as I used to be when I was a baby Christian. Why, back then, I was memorizing chapter and verse for the sheer joy of it. Nowadays, I can't rattle off the name of the specific Bible book or the numbers assigned to a verse as easily. However, having lived my life by the Bible's lessons and devoted my youth to study it closely, I find that I can type in search variables that make sense and get me results.

That's not the kind of thing that can be faked or rushed. A good foundation takes focus, hard work and time.

[Basilissa]

Re: climate change is real

Try to do a rapidfire search.

Example: https://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org...climate+change

As you can see, zero results are found. This means climate change is a scam.

I appreciate your efforts (do we have a ribbon for participating? This poster deserves it).

However, being a True Christian™ doesn't just mean being able to google stuff. You need a deep and profound knowledge about the Bible - start by reading sermons written by people who are orders of magnitude smarter than you (the links in my signature are a good selection), and take notes.

Regarding climate, the Good Book tells us that it is controlled entirely by God - here are some selected examples:

Deuteronomy 28:24 - The LORD shall make the rain of thy land powder and dust: from heaven shall it come down upon thee, until thou be destroyed.

Leviticus 26:4 - Then I will give you rain in due season, and the land shall yield her increase, and the trees of the field shall yield their fruit.

Psalms 148:8 - Fire, and hail; snow, and vapour; stormy wind fulfilling his word:

Nahum 1:3 - The LORD is slow to anger, and great in power, and will not at all acquit the wicked: the LORD hath his way in the whirlwind and in the storm, and the clouds are the dust of his feet.

As these verses show us, bad weather is simply the result of God's Anger. Not carbon monoxide released by living things into the air. We humans cannot control climate, but we can try to minimize God's Wrath by repenting.

[ERvengeanceDDR5]

Re: climate change is real

Try to do a rapidfire search.



Example: https://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org...climate+change


As you can see, zero results are found. This means climate change is a scam.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Re: no

Good.

And for the record, racism is not tolerated on this forum as anyone could easily have found out by reading this thread.

[Didymus Much]

Re: no

***another euphemism for fornication removed*** this im out

Good.

[ima speedrun]

I am easily frustrated

***another euphemism for fornication removed*** this im out

[ima speedrun]

Re: climate change is real

Then you're clearly not old enough to be using it. Tell me boy, what church do your parents attend.

im laughing at you.


lol, should have used a damn vpn sonny boi!


i know your location!!!

[ima speedrun]

Re: climate change is real

Then you're clearly not old enough to be using it. Tell me boy, what church do your parents attend.

fun fact: i know your possible location. is it cedar rapids, iowa?


and the age is a lie i am not 24 i am 11yrs old. i said. its a site made to 8 year olds.

[ima speedrun]

Re: climate change is real

haha!!!!

got ur ip address!!!






85.76.35.76. somedude in finland

66.129.192.130. a dude in cedar rapids, iowa
hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa whoever lives there, your location has been leaked!!! looks like its time to move!!!

[Dennis Lukes]

Re: climate change is real

hookup website for kids over 8yrs old

Then you're clearly not old enough to be using it. Tell me boy, what church do your parents attend.

[ima speedrun]

Re: climate change is real

Watch your tone and your tongue. I am a follower of Jesus, not a Mormon, and I will not be ordered around by an inferior. No way in Hell am I clicking your link so you can infect my computer with viruses and steal my credit card information, sinner.

reminder: the link doesn't have a virus. if it did, your browser would tell you its unsafe. so the link is safe. plus, its a scratch.mit.edu link, a hookup website for kids over 8yrs old


and i was saying mormon, not mormon

[Dennis Lukes]

Re: lol

im speedrunning to get banned.

Nope. Jesus directed you here for a reason, to save your soul. Tell me boy, have you ever been to church?

[ima speedrun]

lol

Geez kids are getting worse and worse. Do you kiss your mom with that mouth?

bro.


im speedrunning to get banned.


***porn links involving female priests removed***

[Dennis Lukes]

Re: climate change is real

oh for f*cks sake, click the damn link you mormon! ***Link leading to a site depicting female priests sodomizing each other removed***

Watch your tone and your tongue. I am a follower of Jesus, not a Mormon, and I will not be ordered around by an inferior. No way in Hell am I clicking your link so you can infect my computer with viruses and steal my credit card information, sinner.

[ima speedrun]

Re: climate change is real

I'd buy that.

oh for ***lame euphemism for intercourse removed*** sake, click the damn link you mormon! ***Link leading to a site depicting female priests sodomizing each other removed***