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  • Dennis Lukes
    Innkeeper for Christ
    True Christian™
    • Dec 2018
    • 2388

    #16
    Re: climate change is real

    Originally posted by ima speedrun View Post
    oh for f*cks sake, click the damn link you mormon! ***Link leading to a site depicting female priests sodomizing each other removed***
    Watch your tone and your tongue. I am a follower of Jesus, not a Mormon, and I will not be ordered around by an inferior. No way in Hell am I clicking your link so you can infect my computer with viruses and steal my credit card information, sinner.
    Last edited by Joanna Lytton-Vasey; 01-03-2022, 08:11 AM. Reason: Inadvertent reposting of sodomistic link redacted
    I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
    Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
    But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
    From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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    • ima speedrun
      Unsaved trash
      Under Investigation
      • Jan 2022
      • 16

      #17
      lol

      Originally posted by The Attention Seeker Jen
      Geez kids are getting worse and worse. Do you kiss your mom with that mouth?
      bro.


      im speedrunning to get banned.


      ***porn links involving female priests removed***

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      • Dennis Lukes
        Innkeeper for Christ
        True Christian™
        • Dec 2018
        • 2388

        #18
        Re: lol

        Originally posted by ima speedrun View Post
        im speedrunning to get banned.
        Nope. Jesus directed you here for a reason, to save your soul. Tell me boy, have you ever been to church?
        I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
        Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
        But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
        From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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        • ima speedrun
          Unsaved trash
          Under Investigation
          • Jan 2022
          • 16

          #19
          Re: climate change is real

          Originally posted by Dennis Lukes View Post
          Watch your tone and your tongue. I am a follower of Jesus, not a Mormon, and I will not be ordered around by an inferior. No way in Hell am I clicking your link so you can infect my computer with viruses and steal my credit card information, sinner.
          reminder: the link doesn't have a virus. if it did, your browser would tell you its unsafe. so the link is safe. plus, its a scratch.mit.edu link, a hookup website for kids over 8yrs old


          and i was saying mormon, not mormon

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          • Dennis Lukes
            Innkeeper for Christ
            True Christian™
            • Dec 2018
            • 2388

            #20
            Re: climate change is real

            Originally posted by ima fool View Post
            hookup website for kids over 8yrs old
            Then you're clearly not old enough to be using it. Tell me boy, what church do your parents attend.
            I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
            Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
            But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
            From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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            • ima speedrun
              Unsaved trash
              Under Investigation
              • Jan 2022
              • 16

              #21
              Re: climate change is real

              haha!!!!

              got ur ip address!!!






              85.76.35.76. somedude in finland

              66.129.192.130. a dude in cedar rapids, iowa
              hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa whoever lives there, your location has been leaked!!! looks like its time to move!!!

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              • ima speedrun
                Unsaved trash
                Under Investigation
                • Jan 2022
                • 16

                #22
                Re: climate change is real

                Originally posted by Dennis Lukes View Post
                Then you're clearly not old enough to be using it. Tell me boy, what church do your parents attend.
                fun fact: i know your possible location. is it cedar rapids, iowa?


                and the age is a lie i am not 24 i am 11yrs old. i said. its a site made to 8 year olds.

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                • ima speedrun
                  Unsaved trash
                  Under Investigation
                  • Jan 2022
                  • 16

                  #23
                  Re: climate change is real

                  Originally posted by Dennis Lukes View Post
                  Then you're clearly not old enough to be using it. Tell me boy, what church do your parents attend.
                  im laughing at you.


                  lol, should have used a damn vpn sonny boi!


                  i know your location!!!

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                  • ima speedrun
                    Unsaved trash
                    Under Investigation
                    • Jan 2022
                    • 16

                    #24
                    I am easily frustrated

                    ***another euphemism for fornication removed*** this im out

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                    • Didymus Much
                      Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                      • Jun 2010
                      • 14079

                      #25
                      Re: no

                      Originally posted by ima speedrun View Post
                      ***another euphemism for fornication removed*** this im out
                      Good.

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                      • Dr. Anthony J. Toole
                        An old soul
                        True Christian™
                        • Aug 2013
                        • 5079

                        #26
                        Re: no

                        Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                        Good.
                        And for the record, racism is not tolerated on this forum as anyone could easily have found out by reading this thread.
                        If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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                        • ERvengeanceDDR5
                          Forum Member
                          Forum Member
                          • Dec 2021
                          • 28

                          #27
                          Re: climate change is real

                          Try to do a rapidfire search.



                          Example: https://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org...climate+change


                          As you can see, zero results are found. This means climate change is a scam.

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                          • Basilissa
                            South of the Border outreach program
                            True Christian™
                             
                            • Mar 2013
                            • 12997

                            #28
                            Re: climate change is real

                            Originally posted by ERvengeanceDDR5 View Post
                            Try to do a rapidfire search.

                            Example: https://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org...climate+change

                            As you can see, zero results are found. This means climate change is a scam.
                            I appreciate your efforts (do we have a ribbon for participating? This poster deserves it).

                            However, being a True Christian™ doesn't just mean being able to google stuff. You need a deep and profound knowledge about the Bible - start by reading sermons written by people who are orders of magnitude smarter than you (the links in my signature are a good selection), and take notes.

                            Regarding climate, the Good Book tells us that it is controlled entirely by God - here are some selected examples:

                            Deuteronomy 28:24 - The LORD shall make the rain of thy land powder and dust: from heaven shall it come down upon thee, until thou be destroyed.

                            Leviticus 26:4 - Then I will give you rain in due season, and the land shall yield her increase, and the trees of the field shall yield their fruit.

                            Psalms 148:8 - Fire, and hail; snow, and vapour; stormy wind fulfilling his word:

                            Nahum 1:3 - The LORD is slow to anger, and great in power, and will not at all acquit the wicked: the LORD hath his way in the whirlwind and in the storm, and the clouds are the dust of his feet.


                            As these verses show us, bad weather is simply the result of God's Anger. Not carbon monoxide released by living things into the air. We humans cannot control climate, but we can try to minimize God's Wrath by repenting.
                            God created fossils to test our faith.

                            * * *

                            My favorite LBC sermons:
                            True Christians are Perfect!
                            True Christian™ Love.
                            Salvation™ made Easy!
                            You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                            Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                            Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                            Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                            Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                            The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                            Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                            God HATES Rational Thinking!
                            True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                            • handmaiden
                              Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
                              True Christian™
                              • May 2010
                              • 11602

                              #29
                              Re: climate change is real

                              Originally posted by Basilissa View Post

                              However, being a True Christian™ doesn't just mean being able to google stuff. You need a deep and profound knowledge about the Bible [. . .]

                              Regarding climate, the Good Book tells us that it is controlled entirely by God - here are some selected examples:

                              Deuteronomy 28:24 - The LORD shall make the rain of thy land powder and dust: from heaven shall it come down upon thee, until thou be destroyed.

                              Leviticus 26:4 - Then I will give you rain in due season, and the land shall yield her increase, and the trees of the field shall yield their fruit.

                              Psalms 148:8 - Fire, and hail; snow, and vapour; stormy wind fulfilling his word:

                              Nahum 1:3 - The LORD is slow to anger, and great in power, and will not at all acquit the wicked: the LORD hath his way in the whirlwind and in the storm, and the clouds are the dust of his feet.

                              Thank you, Sister Basilissa, for bringing to bear your own wisdom which supports the point that I made which is that a fabulous database is only useful to someone knowledgeable enough to ask the right questions.

                              I am not as sharp as I used to be when I was a baby Christian. Why, back then, I was memorizing chapter and verse for the sheer joy of it. Nowadays, I can't rattle off the name of the specific Bible book or the numbers assigned to a verse as easily. However, having lived my life by the Bible's lessons and devoted my youth to study it closely, I find that I can type in search variables that make sense and get me results.

                              That's not the kind of thing that can be faked or rushed. A good foundation takes focus, hard work and time.
                              His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

                              Guns For God and the Economy

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