[Shadoe_Hare]

Re: Hello from kentucky...

Oh, so you wrote a collection of stories.

When you mentioned having written something called "Timeless Tails", I assumed that you were using the unfortunately crass expression "tail" as a euphemism for sex. And as many animals do indeed, have tails and a common synonym for the word "story" is the word "tale", whereas you have used the homonym "tail", then yes, bestiality does come to mind.


Perhaps, as someone who has aspirations of becoming a professional writer, you might wish to learn the appropriate spellings and meanings of any number of one syllable words.

The word 'tail' is a play on words since the book has spanking in it.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Hello from kentucky...

I do what?

Really? The bit from your post that I quoted: "spanking kids and their wives", do you see that?

[Roland]

Re: Hello from kentucky...

Hi handmaiden,

I love your innocence. The ´tails´ might be on purpose. Perhaps this person is a Furry?

[Shadoe_Hare]

Re: Hello from kentucky...

They (True Christians™) do it with Biblical justification (verses on request) so okay.

You (not True Christian™) do it so porn.

Easy, huh?

I do what?

[handmaiden]

Re: Hello from kentucky...

Actually, it's a book containing three stories that take place in different times [. . .] There's not any bestiality or erotica going on, but each story [. . .] I'm sure at least one person here will think it's pornographic-lol!

Oh, so you wrote a collection of stories.

When you mentioned having written something called "Timeless Tails", I assumed that you were using the unfortunately crass expression "tail" as a euphemism for sex. And as many animals do indeed, have tails and a common synonym for the word "story" is the word "tale", whereas you have used the homonym "tail", then yes, bestiality does come to mind.


Perhaps, as someone who has aspirations of becoming a professional writer, you might wish to learn the appropriate spellings and meanings of any number of one syllable words.

[Shadoe_Hare]

Re: Hello from kentucky...

Not everyone in Kentucky has guns. And if someone here shoots at you or does something illegal, they usually don't get arrested because they're often related to the cop that comes out.


Yes, Stephen King lives in Bangor, Maine.


That'd be nice to just be free, but life isn't. I write to make extra money to afford things like food, clothing, bills, etc.


That and I enjoy writing anyway, so I'd continue to write no matter how much money I had.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Hello from kentucky...

...I see a lot of people here think spanking kids and their wives is okay, but I'm sure at least one person here will think it's pornographic...

They (True Christians™) do it with Biblical justification (verses on request) so okay.

You (not True Christian™) do it so porn.

Easy, huh?

[Shadoe_Hare]

Re: Hello from kentucky...

All that I do is in service to God. Timeless Tails doesn't sound like something that glorifies God. I can only presume it's some kind of bestiality erotica, utterly vile.

Actually, it's a book containing three stories that take place in different times. (The 1700's, The fictional time of Elves, and during World War Two.) There's not any bestiality or erotica going on, but each story features either two or three main characters who are either spankers or spankees.


I see a lot of people here think spanking kids and their wives is okay, but I'm sure at least one person here will think it's pornographic-lol!

[Shadoe_Hare]

Re: Hello from kentucky...

By the way, you said that you like writing horror stories? Which author is closer to your style? It is pheraps Bram Stoker (the author of Dracula)?[/QUOTE]

As much as I love Stephen King, my style is closer to Brian Keene. His book ' Ghoul' was so good I finished it in about three days.

[Shadoe_Hare]

Re: Hello from kentucky...

[QUOTE=Dr. Anthony J. Toole;1293291]Welcome to Landover Baptist Church!


I'm pleased they are Godly. That is what counts.

These people are far from Godly. They gossip, lie, are lazy, drink alcohol until they're drunk, etc.

[Shadoe_Hare]

Re: Hello from kentucky...

Please note that it is crude and gauche to use God's forum to advertise your business.

I wasn't advertising anything. I was asked what I wrote about so I merely replied.

[Dennis Lukes]

Re: Hello from kentucky...

But you advertise your rather charming motel in your signature ...

All that I do is in service to God. Timeless Tails doesn't sound like something that glorifies God. I can only presume it's some kind of bestiality erotica, utterly vile. You'd probably like it, if only you knew how to read.

[Romeo Rovagnati]

Re: Hello from kentucky...

Greetings! I do not live in America, but I welcome you on this forum!

I see that you live in the same place where they make fried chicken, that i personally don't like because it looks like plastic (even the taste is similar ).

By the way, you said that you like writing horror stories? Which author is closer to your style? It is pheraps Bram Stoker (the author of Dracula)?

[Elmer G. White]

Re: Hello from kentucky...

If the Lord allows me to live in Heaven if I want to, then I'd say yes.

Now we're getting somewhere. Do you have any idea what would improve your possibilities to get Jesus Christ allow you to accompany Him for eternity?

Matthew 7:21
Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Shadoe_Hare]

Re: Hello from kentucky...

If the Lord allows me to live in Heaven if I want to, then I'd say yes.

But since I'm stuck on Earth for the moment, it'd be nice to live in a state that I actually liked.