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  • Judy Hinter
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Sep 2008
    • 6

    #1

    Hello people!

    Hi people I would like to introduce myself. My name is Judison Hinter and I am from India but I am now living in Russia. I have been Christian for about 26 years and I love it. hope I get to meet you all. God bless you.
  • Nobar King
    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
    Christ's Guardian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2007
    • 23748

    #2
    Re: Hello people!

    What part of Russia? Can you see Alaska??
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • Capt. Aaron Portway
      One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
      Salvation from Above
      God's Favorite Pilot™
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2008
      • 6309

      #3
      Re: Hello people!

      Originally posted by Judy Hinter View Post
      Hi people I would like to introduce myself. My name is Judison Hinter and I am from India but I am now living in Russia. I have been Christian for about 26 years and I love it. hope I get to meet you all. God bless you.
      Isn't being a Christian great? Wait, how would you know, your from the land of the dotheads aren't you? And then you move to communist Russia? That does not sound like something a Christain would do.

      Pardon me for doubting, but I'm going to need to here more about exactly what type of Christian you are, how you've managed to stay true in not one but two Godless countries, and please let me know if you are a man or a woman, because I can't tell by your weird foreign name.
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      Barack Hussein Obama is not My President!!!

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      • Brother Enoch
        The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2008
        • 4392

        #4
        Re: Hello people!

        Welcome! Hitler is such an uncommon surname nowadays, especially in Russia. However did you survive?

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78556

          #5
          Re: Hello people!

          Welcome to God's favorite forum. What is your husband's favorite pie?

          Mine's blueberry.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Pastor Isaac Peters
            Senior Pastor
            Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
            Always Biblically correct
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 10639

            #6
            Re: Hello people!

            What is your favorite verse from the King James Bible?
            This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

            Questions to ask liberal "Christians"Things that the Bible doesn't sayTolerance

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            • f5istehkey
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Sep 2008
              • 3

              #7
              Re: Hello people!

              Originally posted by Judy Hinter View Post
              Hi people I would like to introduce myself. My name is Judison Hinter and I am from India but I am now living in Russia. I have been Christian for about 26 years and I love it. hope I get to meet you all. God bless you.
              wow your retarded arnt you

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