hello

[Dimacusa]

i am new,what more is there to say?hi everyone nice to meet you.

[Ebenezer Wright]

Re: hello

i am new,what more is there to say?hi everyone nice to meet you.

Are you a Christian or do you work for Satan? Do you have any deformities? Do you you go to church weekly? How old are you? Sins?

Spill the beans boy!

[Nobar King]

Re: hello

No you're not. Maybe you should be truthful and fess up to your previous invasions on our forum.

[Dimacusa]

Re: hello

I didnt relize i had to come here first,I am sorry.I did not mean to offend you nobar king.I am a well nothing,my parents are christian. I am in a mainly catholic place,with no (assembly of god) chruches.I know there is a god,and believe he exist.But its hard for me to believe in him at this time.I havent been in a church in 3 1/2 years,but i do own a bible and have read it.I am a girl.Sins well i have many,disobediance of my parents.Also I went to a methodist church once,if that is even a sin.Ignorance. To name a few. I turned 18 two days ago.

[Nobar King]

Re: hello

I turned 18 two days ago.

That's convenient.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: hello

That's convenient.

She must have been waiting until she turned 18 to start posting here, Brother Nobar. We should send here some money to get her space bar fixed, it still seems to be on the fritz.

[Justina Thyme]

Re: hello

Greetings, Dimacusa , and welcome to Landover Baptist Church. Please take a few moments to review the following list and unburden your household and person of any items you may own that are on it:

American Indian artifacts (dreamcatchers, etc.), carvings, pictures
East Indian items
Paisley pattern on anything
Items from other countries, especially Africa, China, Japan
Statues/pictures of false gods/goddesses (Buddha, Krishna, et al.)
Frogs, owls, hearts, unicorns, angels, dolphins, rainbows, dragons, horseshoes
Dolls and stuffed animals (dolls originated in voodoo)
Items of clothing named after pagan idols or gods/goddesses (e.g., Nike is a Greek goddess)
Pictures of movie stars/other celebrities
Some items passed down from ancestors (the ancestor may have been cursed)
Shamrocks, clovers or any kind of good luck charm
Any items used in witchcraft
The Book of Mormon
The Satanic Bible
Any "Christian" bible other than the English King James Version 1611 (KJV1611)
Books on other religions
Rock and roll music, jazz music, etc.
Flamingos, sundials
Books/tapes/CDs/DVDs from false (i.e., non-Deliverance) religions
Ankhs, astrological symbols, peace symbols, tikis, Italian horns (cornutos)
Stars, wishbones, incense, fleurs-de-lis

Thank you, and I hope your time with us is blessed.

[Dimacusa]

Re: hello

My space bar works fine,thank you for your consideration. Also Justina Thyme thank you for the list, most of those items, well indian stuff i have.

[Hecate]

Re: hello

Greetings, Dimacusa , and welcome to Landover Baptist Church. Please take a few moments to review the following list and unburden your household and person of any items you may own that are on it:

American Indian artifacts (dreamcatchers, etc.), carvings, pictures
East Indian items
Paisley pattern on anything
Items from other countries, especially Africa, China, Japan
Statues/pictures of false gods/goddesses (Buddha, Krishna, et al.)
Frogs, owls, hearts, unicorns, angels, dolphins, rainbows, dragons, horseshoes
Dolls and stuffed animals (dolls originated in voodoo)
Items of clothing named after pagan idols or gods/goddesses (e.g., Nike is a Greek goddess)
Pictures of movie stars/other celebrities
Some items passed down from ancestors (the ancestor may have been cursed)
Shamrocks, clovers or any kind of good luck charm
Any items used in witchcraft
The Book of Mormon
The Satanic Bible
Any "Christian" bible other than the English King James Version 1611 (KJV1611)
Books on other religions
Rock and roll music, jazz music, etc.
Flamingos, sundials
Books/tapes/CDs/DVDs from false (i.e., non-Deliverance) religions
Ankhs, astrological symbols, peace symbols, tikis, Italian horns (cornutos)
Stars, wishbones, incense, fleurs-de-lis

Thank you, and I hope your time with us is blessed.

\o/ HIGH SCORE! what do I win if if I have one or many of all these things??

[Jean Poole]

Re: hello

You win a first-class ticket to Hell, Witch.

[Hecate]

Re: hello

Sweet! jackpot!

[Bob4God]

Re: hello

Sweet! jackpot!

Let's see how happy you are when you become satan's "jackpot."

[Hecate]

Re: hello

Let's see how happy you are when you become satan's "jackpot."

Sweet this keeps getting better... what if I play in a black metal band spreading the word on antichristianity will I get there faster?

[Bob4God]

Re: hello

Sweet this keeps getting better... what if I play in a black metal band spreading the word on antichristianity will I get there faster?

It is possible. But I suggest that you do not tempt the LORD! He may choose to strike you down at any moment! REPENT BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE!

[Hecate]

Re: hello

It is possible. But I suggest that you do not tempt the LORD! He may choose to strike you down at any moment! REPENT BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE!

Oh lord please strike me down now so that I may go and have some fun in hell at the expense of fools... I am sorry I havent been more evil to attain my goal, but strike me down... but after I finished my bottle of Finnish vodka and my cigarette