Greetings Landover

[Poketroid]

Just here to say a hello to you all.

Little about me:
I enjoy mountain biking and jogging.
I also like to spend time playing around in Photoshop to see what creative things I can come up with.

I enjoy listening to music. My collection consists of plenty of rock, though I'll listen to any genre.

I'm often playing video games. They keep me busy when I've finished with all my work.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Greetings Landover

Just here to say a hello to you all.

Little about me:
I enjoy mountain biking and jogging.
I also like to spend time playing around in Photoshop to see what creative things I can come up with.

I enjoy listening to music. My collection consists of plenty of rock, though I'll listen to any genre.

I'm often playing video games. They keep me busy when I've finished with all my work.

What about the Lord child? No time for Jesus? Well, he brought you here, so there must be a reason. Tell us, what church do you attend, are you married, what do you think is the most Satanically influenced MMORPG?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Greetings Landover

Just here to say a hello to you all.

Little about me:
I enjoy mountain biking and jogging.
I also like to spend time playing around in Photoshop to see what creative things I can come up with.

I enjoy listening to music. My collection consists of plenty of rock, though I'll listen to any genre.

I'm often playing video games. They keep me busy when I've finished with all my work.

What church do you attend, son? How old are you?

[Poketroid]

Re: Greetings Landover

What about the Lord child? No time for Jesus? Well, he brought you here, so there must be a reason. Tell us, what church do you attend, are you married, what do you think is the most Satanically influenced MMORPG?

I go to Bible study at college for that. I'm glad I did, there's many friendly people there.

Unfortunately, there's no church nearby for me to attend, which is why I go to Bible study.

I don't plan on getting married until I finish my education. Both school and my job keep me too busy to begin a relationship.

I don't play MMORPGs. They waste too much time and force you to pay in order to keep connected to their servers.

What church do you attend, son? How old are you?

As I told Aaron Portway, there isn't a church nearby for me to attend.

I prefer to keep my identity anonymous online.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Greetings Landover

I go to Bible study at college for that. I'm glad I did, there's many friendly people there.

Unfortunately, there's no church nearby for me to attend, which is why I go to Bible study.

I don't plan on getting married until I finish my education. Both school and my job keep me too busy to begin a relationship.

I don't play MMORPGs. They waste too much time and force you to pay in order to keep connected to their servers.



As I told Aaron Portway, there isn't a church nearby for me to attend.

I prefer to keep my identity anonymous online.

Your story has more holes in it than a queer's ear. You claim to have no church to attend, but you do attend a Bible College? How is it possible for a Bible College to have no Sunday Sermon? Are you seriously trying to tell us that you attend a Bible College with no church sponsoring it?

You claim that you don't play queer video games (yet you betray an in depth knowledge of how they work), but you chose a screen name similar to a well-know icon of the sodomite jap gamers forums.

You have some explaining to do, Mr. Anonymouse.

[Poketroid]

Re: Greetings Landover

Your story has more holes in it than a queer's ear. You claim to have no church to attend, but you do attend a Bible College? How is it possible for a Bible College to have no Sunday Sermon? Are you seriously trying to tell us that you attend a Bible College with no church sponsoring it?

You claim that you don't play queer video games (yet you betray an in depth knowledge of how they work), but you chose a screen name similar to a well-know icon of the sodomite jap gamers forums.

You have some explaining to do, Mr. Anonymouse.

I don't attend a Bible college. I attend my college's Bible study session, which is sponsored by its members. Unfortunately, the school sees no need to spend extra money on it so we have to keep it up ourselves.

MMORPG stands for Mass Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game. A quick Google search will tell you that.
I never said I don't play video games, I actually said I do play them, as you can in my first post. I said I don't play MMORPGs, an MMORPG is just another genre of video games.
Pokemon is not an MMORPG.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Greetings Landover

Pokerman is a jap trick to turn you into a satan worshiper. Take a look at THIS!

Pokemon? Go Poke Yourself, Satan!

Landover Baptist Christian Action Alert!

FREEHOLD IOWA- Landover Baptist Pastor, Deacon Fred used a blowtorch and a sword Sunday morning to demonstrate that Pokemon games and toys are only sugar-coated instruments of the occult and evil.
Earlier this week at Landover's Wednesday evening service, children's pastor Marty Richards told 714 kids ages 2 through 10 that Pokemon is evil and was sent to this planet under direct orders from Satan himself.

To drive home his point, Richards burned Pokemon trading cards and video games with a blowtorch and skewered 14 plastic Pokemon action figures with a 40 inch broad sword. Richards then held the sword with all 14 pierced Pokemon figures over a charcoal grill. Richards' 5-year-old son tore the limbs and head off a Pokemon doll and spit on the dismembered carcass.

During the demonstration, the children chanted: "Burn it. Burn it,'' and "Chop it up. Chop it up.'' "Kill them All!"

Manufacturers of the hugely popular Pokemon products, including Nintendo and Hasbro Inc., lied openly about Pokemon's association with the occult.

The national Christian Coalition told The Press on Friday that it fully agrees with Landover Baptist's stand against the ungodly toy industry. "Toy manufacturers are being guided by Satan's minions." One source stated, "Demons are instructing the Nintendo and Hasbro companies on how to corrupt a child's innocence and create a future army of junior Satanists that will one day rule the world!"

"We agree with Pastor Deacon Fred, and The Landover Baptist Corporation,'' said William Barnes, a spokesman for the national Christian Coalition based in Virginia. "It's a policy issue, a church issue, and a national security issue. We know all about it. We currently fund over 15 campaigns against the Pokemon menace.''

Pokemon, (pronounced POH-kaymahn), is short for pocket demons. The Devil loving phenomenon began in Japan over 20 years ago. A young boy summoned an evil demon to kill his entire family because they wouldn't buy him a stick of chewing gum at the supermarket. The demon came, and brought with it, other pokemons who jumped into the parents mouths while they were sleeping, and lodged themselves in their tracheas, suffocating an entire family, and setting the boy free to steal their money and buy gum.

"The whole idea behind Pokemon is to show a child that they can become a "powerful evil force, and they don't have to listen to their parents.'' Landover occult expert, Jonathan Edwards said. "Kids look for different Pokemon demons, find them and utilize their specific powers to create chaos in the home. It can be extremely violent, and the liberal media does not want anyone to know how many families have been torn apart since this menace began. The ultimate goal for a child is to collect them, and once they've collected all of them, they can have anything they wish for. In most cases, the child wishes for complete control over his entire family. The pokemons approach in the still of night, entering the parents mouths and lodging themselves in their tracheas until they suffocate. They then scurry off quietly and return to their masters bed. When authorities arrive, they are shocked to see no evidence of foul play. They observe only a smiling child, fast asleep, surrounded by stuffed animals and 'innocent little' Pokemons."

Deacon Fred, one of 37 co-pastors of the 125,000-member, fundamentalist-baptist church, said that his "antenna went up" over a year ago. While driving with his kids, he heard them in the back seat talking about "Abra'' and "Cadabra,'' "A chill went down my spine, and a trickle of perspiration dribbled slowly down to the small of my back!" He pulled the car over, took the Pokemon action figures from his children, placed them on the road, got back into the car and backed over them "100 times, until there was nothing left but shards of plastic." The teary eyed children watched from the roadside.

Pastor Deacon Fred said that he doesn't see why more unsaved folks don't see the Devil's hand in this. "Three of the Pokeman characters sprouts horns!" Another concern, he said, is that children exploring a Pokemon Web site can click to other games, including "Magic: the Gathering,'' a Satanic game similar to Dungeons and Dragons.

"It's got fancy sugar coating on it, but, underneath, it's Hell's poison,'' Pastor Deacon Fred said.

Focus on the Family, the Colorado Springs-based Christian organization whose messages reach as many as 5 million people weekly via radio broadcasts, has researched Pokemon, said David Wright , project coordinator the Youth Culture Department. "What we found, is so horrifying, and so schocking, it would drive an unsaved person to the brink of insanity! Godly Christians are the only ones who can see this Satanic attack, we don't expect sinners to understand our ongoing battle with principalities that are not of this world. We do however, expect them to take us very seriously, and to submit to our (God's) authority in destroying these little beasts before they make junior Satanists out of every child on the planet!"

[Poketroid]

Re: Greetings Landover

Your post contains massive amounts of fail.
Remember this?

Your story has more holes in it than a queer's ear.

Time to use it properly:

Richards' 5-year-old son tore the limbs and head off a Pokemon doll and spit on the dismembered carcass.

A doll cannot have a carcass and the one that sounds Satanic is the child himself.

During the demonstration, the children chanted: "Burn it. Burn it,'' and "Chop it up. Chop it up.'' "Kill them All!"

Sounds like witchcraft to me.
Kill Them All is also one of Metallica's albums.

Pokemon, (pronounced POH-kaymahn), is short for pocket demons.

"Pokemon" is short for Pocket Monsters, not demons.

The Devil loving phenomenon began in Japan over 20 years ago.

The Pokemon series is only 10 years old.

"The whole idea behind Pokemon is to show a child that they can become a "powerful evil force, and they don't have to listen to their parents.''

Pokemon started as a bug collecting hobby by a Japanese guy named Satoshi. Here's a quote directly from ED:

It was created by an otaku who enjoyed collecting bugs, and so, the object of the game is for you to catch over 9000 cute little animals with your balls and force them to murder each other in battle.

While driving with his kids, he heard them in the back seat talking about "Abra'' and "Cadabra,'' "A chill went down my spine, and a trickle of perspiration dribbled slowly down to the small of my back!"

That would scare me too if I didn't know that Pokemon are nothing more than fantasy.

Another concern, he said, is that children exploring a Pokemon Web site can click to other games, including "Magic: the Gathering,'' a Satanic game similar to Dungeons and Dragons.

Official Pokemon websites (those actually run by Nintendo) don't have ads or links to other websites unless they are other official Pokemon websites. Magic: The Gathering isn't a game published by Nintendo, therefore there can be no links to it.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Greetings Landover

Your post contains massive amounts of fail.

I'm sorry, not only are you rejecting a pastor's help by disputing his facts, but you are abusing the American language. "Fail" is a verb, not a noun. So you, friend, are the one who has failed here. It's not too late to accept Pastor Zeke's help though! The Good News is that Jesus temporarily died for your sins and the pastor can help lead you to Him, if only you'd accept his help!

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Greetings Landover

Just here to say a hello to you all.

Little about me:
I enjoy mountain biking and jogging.
I also like to spend time playing around in Photoshop to see what creative things I can come up with.

I enjoy listening to music. My collection consists of plenty of rock, though I'll listen to any genre.

I'm often playing video games. They keep me busy when I've finished with all my work.

Are you a Jap son? You seem awful quick to defend their Jap sorcerey. And jogging!?! You're not queer are you?


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[Osambo 08]

Re: Greetings Landover

Are you a Jap son? You seem awful quick to defend their Jap sorcerey. And jogging!?! You're not queer are you?


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Jogging is an excellent cardiovascular exercise,Aaron.I think God wants us to live longer in order to share his Word to a spate of heathens.Do you agree?

[Poketroid]

Re: Greetings Landover

I'm sorry, not only are you rejecting a pastor's help by disputing his facts, but you are abusing the American language. "Fail" is a verb, not a noun. So you, friend, are the one who has failed here. It's not too late to accept Pastor Zeke's help though! The Good News is that Jesus temporarily died for your sins and the pastor can help lead you to Him, if only you'd accept his help!

Those were not facts, any search engine will lead you to the exact same information I have given him.

I will accept someone to help lead me to Him only if that someone happens to have common sense instead of showing their (or any other person's) opinions.

Are you a Jap son? You seem awful quick to defend their Jap sorcerey. And jogging!?! You're not queer are you?


0-76uy2-nfa-Q

I am not Japanese, but I know for a fact that I have not defended any sorcery in any of my posts.

I am not homosexual (assuming that's what you meant) and as Osambo has pointed out, jogging is great cardiovascular exercise.

What does that code at the end of your post mean?