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  • _Kaiba_
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Sep 2008
    • 1

    #1

    My Philosophy

    Screw the Bible, I've got money!
  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #2
    Re: My Philosophy

    Originally posted by _Kaiba_ View Post
    Screw the Bible, I've got money!
    Your blasphemous smartmouth and the allowance your mommy gives you for cleaning the cat's litter box will not quench the eternal fires of hell little girl.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    • Osambo 08
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Sep 2008
      • 671

      #3
      Re: My Philosophy

      Originally posted by _Kaiba_ View Post
      Screw the Bible, I've got money!
      Kaiba,I wouldn't advise staying here for too long with that behavior.These people will pounce on you like a homosexual locked in a room with Brad Pitt. It's not worth it.

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      • Capt. Aaron Portway
        One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
        Salvation from Above
        God's Favorite Pilot™
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2008
        • 6309

        #4
        Re: My Philosophy

        Originally posted by Osambo 08 View Post
        Kaiba,I wouldn't advise staying here for too long with that behavior.These people will pounce on you like a homosexual locked in a room with Brad Pitt. It's not worth it.
        Hey, Osambo's back! How's our favorite Damned for all eternity, pantycostal, nigra punching bag! Here to tell us more about how much more you know than we do boy?

        I'm all ears little one. Tell me a good story this time!
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        Winging our Way Across the World for The Lord!



        God Bless John Boehner and God Bless the Grand Old Party!



        Barack Hussein Obama is not My President!!!

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        • Capt. Aaron Portway
          One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
          Salvation from Above
          God's Favorite Pilot™
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2008
          • 6309

          #5
          Re: My Philosophy

          Originally posted by _Kaiba_ View Post
          Screw the Bible, I've got money!
          You, sir or ma'am, are an idiot. Enjoy the eternal fires of hell.
          sigpic


          Winging our Way Across the World for The Lord!



          God Bless John Boehner and God Bless the Grand Old Party!



          Barack Hussein Obama is not My President!!!

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          • Osambo 08
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Sep 2008
            • 671

            #6
            Re: My Philosophy

            Originally posted by Aaron Portway View Post
            Hey, Osambo's back! How's our favorite Damned for all eternity, pantycostal, nigra punching bag! Here to tell us more about how much more you know than we do boy?

            I'm all ears little one. Tell me a good story this time!
            A good story..hmm.Let me ponder .Well,I woke up last night and realized I was Black. so I fervidly prayed and then I became White like Jesus again

            Praise the Lord!



            Oh yea,in my dream,I was trying to slay the Devil by using powers given by the Lord.

            [image of satanic queer mario game deleted]


            Can't recall if I won ,though.

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            • Brother J.H.
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Feb 2008
              • 291

              #7
              Re: My Philosophy

              Originally posted by Osambo 08 View Post
              A good story..hmm.Let me ponder .Well,I woke up last night and realized I was Black. so I fervidly prayed and then I became White like Jesus again

              Praise the Lord!



              Oh yea,in my dream,I was trying to slay the Devil by using powers given by the Lord.

              [image of satanic queer mario game deleted]


              Can't recall if I won ,though.
              you're a fag aren't you? you know an awful lot about what homos do when locked in a locker room. I certainly didn't know homos like Brad Pitt, and I venture to say most decent heterosexual people don't know that either. I think you are a bitter faggot.
              http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/

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              • Billybob Sunday
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Jul 2008
                • 261

                #8
                Re: My Philosophy

                Originally posted by Osambo 08 View Post
                Kaiba,I wouldn't advise staying here for too long with that behavior.These people will pounce on you like a homosexual locked in a room with Brad Pitt. It's not worth it.
                Dearest unsaved colored Brother,

                I find it interesting that you make homosexual rape jokes in this Christian forum. As we all know, 1/4 of all adult negro males in the U.S. are in prison.

                That means that for 1/4 of your adult life, you have engaged in the very activities that you choose to mock with your post.

                It's called projection, "brotha".

                Yours in Christ,

                BBS

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                • JennyD
                  Honorary True Christian™
                  Sweet Placid Sister
                  Forum Member
                  • Dec 2007
                  • 9567

                  #9
                  Re: My Philosophy

                  Originally posted by _Kaiba_ View Post
                  Screw the Bible, I've got monkey!
                  Well, Kabob, you might think yourself safer screwing the Bible than a Monkey, since Monkeys will give you the AIDS (just like queers will). However, the Bible will first give you paper cuts, and then an eternity in Hell.

                  Really, now. Wouldn't it be better to give up all this misdirected fornication, and get right with Jesus?
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