Hi its' me Jimmy-Roy

[Jimmy-Roy Stewart]

Hi everybody it's me Jimmy-Roy Stewart I'm a long time member of Landover baptist church but this is my first time on its' discussion sight i just bought a computer at the churchs' thrift store it was only $350 bucks then pastor peters' got it set up for me and showed me how to search the bible online and get to the churchs' web sight and helped me set up my account here thanks pastor peters.

I see a lot of familiar names here i know allot of you because ive' worked on your lawns i work for the Land of goshen christian lawn care company and allot of you good folks are long time clients of ours' and for that i thank you.

I to to church every sunday my family and me we sit way out there with the other earthenwear level tithers' i am proud to support such a godly spirit filled church at first i wished i would of been able to tithe more but Pastor ezekal showed me where in the bible it talks about the little old lady with her two pennies and how she was special to jesus so now we give what we can God bless you pastor ezekal.

I believe we should get america back to its' roots as a christian republican country as our founding fathers wanted and no fag marriage cause thats' the biggest threat to our way of life we must obey are godly republican leaders and our annoined pastors cause pastor ezekal showed me where in the bible it says' that too.

I got a wife debbie and to kids we live in the trinity trailers mobilhome community off of havilla road.

Anyway that's me if you want to know anythign else just ask me i look forward to chatting on line with other true Christians TM <-- still dont' know how to maek the trade mark sign lol

[Talitha]

Re: Hi its' me Jimmy-Roy

Hi Brother jimmy.
Nice to see you here.

Debbie got rid of that black eye yet?
She's always walking into things these days.
Silly girl.

[Jean Poole]

Re: Hi its' me Jimmy-Roy

Hello, Jimmy-Roy. Please give us your favorite Bible quote.

I will not have met you, because my family is a Platinum Tither™ family. We sit in some of the comfortable seats at the front of the Church.

We are in need of a gardener. If you can show yourself to be of good Christian character, we may have a job for you.

[Osambo 08]

Re: Hi its' me Jimmy-Roy

Hi everybody it's me Jimmy-Roy Stewart I'm a long time member of Landover baptist church but this is my first time on its' discussion sight i just bought a computer at the churchs' thrift store it was only $350 bucks then pastor peters' got it set up for me and showed me how to search the bible online and get to the churchs' web sight and helped me set up my account here thanks pastor peters.

I see a lot of familiar names here i know allot of you because ive' worked on your lawns i work for the Land of goshen christian lawn care company and allot of you good folks are long time clients of ours' and for that i thank you.

I to to church every sunday my family and me we sit way out there with the other earthenwear level tithers' i am proud to support such a godly spirit filled church at first i wished i would of been able to tithe more but Pastor ezekal showed me where in the bible it talks about the little old lady with her two pennies and how she was special to jesus so now we give what we can God bless you pastor ezekal.

I believe we should get america back to its' roots as a christian republican country as our founding fathers wanted and no fag marriage cause thats' the biggest threat to our way of life we must obey are godly republican leaders and our annoined pastors cause pastor ezekal showed me where in the bible it says' that too.

I got a wife debbie and to kids we live in the trinity trailers mobilhome community off of havilla road.

Anyway that's me if you want to know anythign else just ask me i look forward to chatting on line with other true Christians TM <-- still dont' know how to maek the trade mark sign lol

What do you think about Blacks?

[Frank Jones]

Re: Hi its' me Jimmy-Roy

Hello Jimmy!

You seem like a bright, God fearing individual! It's a pleasure to have you here with us.

Your wife Debbie sounds like a real sweet lady, have you had to rebuke her at all recently? I'm going to have to put my wife back in her place tonight, with Jesus Christ's help I'm sure we won't have any more trouble.

Do you have a favorite verse from the Lord's Book™?

[Osambo 08]

Re: Hi its' me Jimmy-Roy

Hello Jimmy!

You seem like a bright, God fearing individual! It's a pleasure to have you here with us.

Your wife Debbie sounds like a real sweet lady, have you had to rebuke her at all recently? I'm going to have to put my wife back in her place tonight, with Jesus Christ's help I'm sure we won't have any more trouble.

Do you have a favorite verse from the Lord's Book™?

Why are you boasting that you are going to beat your wife tonight.How old are you? 14?

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: Hi its' me Jimmy-Roy

Welcome to the forum, Jimmy-Roy. I trust that one of the pastors installed JesOS on your new computer so that the bad parts of the internet will be blocked.

What do you think about Blacks?

Why do you always feel the need play the race card every topic, no matter how irrelevant your race is to the subject at hand? We all know you are black. Nobody cares what color you are.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Jean Poole]

Re: Hi its' me Jimmy-Roy

Why are you boasting that you are going to beat your wife tonight.How old are you? 14?

Mr. Jones is being Godly. Which you would know nothing about, because you hate Jesus. We women are fluffy-headed, and we need regular beatings from our husbands or other men to keep us from being completely silly.

I am so lucky my husband beats me every day! How much freedom there is in obeying his every word, and being spanked in the name of Jesus, to keep me from sinning!

PRAISE!

[Frank Jones]

Re: Hi its' me Jimmy-Roy

Why are you boasting that you are going to beat your wife tonight.How old are you? 14?

Beat? I never said that you ugly demon.

Rebuking my wife is doing only what Jesus Christ commands of me to do when she gets out of line. If I didn't I would be doing my wife a disservice by allowing her to fall out of the graces of our Lord, Jesus Christ.

Us Godly humans care about the salvation of the people we love, unlike you.

[Osambo 08]

Re: Hi its' me Jimmy-Roy

Welcome to the forum, Jimmy-Roy. I trust that one of the pastors installed JesOS on your new computer so that the bad parts of the internet will be blocked.


Why do you always feel the need play the race card every topic, no matter how irrelevant your race is to the subject at hand? We all know you are black. Nobody cares what color you are.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

I was asking a question.Trying to separate the racists (95% of you) from the non-racist.

[Jean Poole]

Re: Hi its' me Jimmy-Roy

I was asking a question.Trying to separate the racists (95% of you) from the non-racist.

Us Landoverians are not racist at all. We believe that nigras can overcome their blackness and become White. You Unsaved Trash all think that Black people can never become White. How racist and unChristian is that, to think someone cannot change?

[Brother Guy Bayard]

Re: Hi its' me Jimmy-Roy

Hello Jimmy Boy. This is a refreshing change. I last spoke with an earthenware level tither over twenty years ago. That earthenware level tither took God into his heart and with the help of JESUS he and his family are now silver level tithers, both popular, clean well dressed and valued members of our congregation - so hang in there!! A little more honest hard work and your lowly earthenware level could change before you know it!
Tithing is the most fundamental way of demonstrating your love for Jesus Christ, so you wouldnt want people to think you don't care by remaining an earthenware leveller, now would you?
Its quite simple. Those who love Jesus the most, make the biggest donations. Those who make small donations are still valued by Jesus, just not quite as much by our actual Church.
Keep those love offerings coming and I may greet you in person in front of other platinum level tithers one of these days!
PS my lawn needs doing on Saturday morning as Im having a little garden prty that afternoon. Please cancel your other appointments.

[Jimmy-Roy Stewart]

Re: Hi its' me Jimmy-Roy

Hi again and thank you all for the kind greetings its' nice to see soo much christan love.

How do you like the pic one of my buds came over and took it with his cell phone camera.

Yes i do rebuke debbie its' my place in the family as for the black eye well shes' a handful always bumping into something if it isnt' one thing its' another im' sure the other men here know how it is.

As for blacks im' not a racist or nothing i just dont' see why everyone gets special rights except for me i work hard so why should someone else get afformative action to buy a big car with spinners while i work just to keep my wore out old truck from dying on route 35.

Mrs poole it must be nice to sit all the way up front in the church in our section they have flat panel tvs so we can watch the pastor on close circuit tv yes id' like a job not that i dont' like working for land of goshen its' just that a little more money would not nice not for anything selfish just so i can give more tothe church. And brother guy thank you for your kind words and well wishes what time to you need me thereon saturday.

A couple of you asked about my favorite bible verse but then its' landover and we all love gods' word here it is i hope i remember how pastor peters' said to cutand paste:

1 Corinthians 1:19-21 (King James Version)


19For it is written, I will destroy the wisdom of the wise, and will bring to nothing the understanding of the prudent.
20Where is the wise? where is the scribe? where is the disputer of this world? hath not God made foolish the wisdom of this world? 21For after that in the wisdom of God the world by wisdom knew not God, it pleased God by the foolishness of preaching to save them that believe.

so God isnt' impressed by all of those fancy pants brainiacs.

[Osambo 08]

Re: Hi its' me Jimmy-Roy

Us Landoverians are not racist at all. We believe that nigras can overcome their blackness and become White. You Unsaved Trash all think that Black people can never become White. How racist and unChristian is that, to think someone cannot change?

Michael Jackson tried that and now look a him.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Hi its' me Jimmy-Roy

Hi, Jimmy-Roy. I'm glad to see you have the computer up and running and that you've had a chance to post on God's favorite discussion forum. If you have any further questions, you know where you can leave me a message.

As you've already seen, this discussion board is so strong in the Lord that the devil has made it a priority to attack us through Osambo 08, Old Iron Crotch, and other Christ-haters. Just rebuke them in the name of Jesus, stay strong in the faith, and keep up with your tithing. You're an inspiration to the other people sitting in your section of the church.

Yours in Christ's abundant love,

Isaac

P.S. Please thank your wife on my behalf for the tuna-and-potato-chip casserole that she made for my daughter's garden party.

P.P.S. You know I don't like be a pest, but you'll send someone over to remove that wheelbarrow that you left, no?