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  • doreen
    Mrs. Pastor Billy-Reuben
    Forum Member
    • Oct 2008
    • 17

    #1

    Praise the Lord!

    My husband bought me a computer for my birthday and he decided to permit me to use it when my chores are all done. Well, everything is clean and the roast is in the oven, so look out internet! Here I come.

    Don't worry about me though. Pastor has installed a set of filters, so I can only get to the sights that he approves of. Right now that's here, ebay, all recipes, and Bible gateway.

    I see a lot of faces around here that I recognize from last time Pastor and I were out to Freehold. I miss all y'all and hope to see everyone again sometime.

    The dryer just buzzed, so I'm going to fold some clothes, but Lord willing, I'll be back on again t'rectly.

    love,
    Doreen
    1Pet 3:1 Likewise, ye wives, be in subjection to your own husbands; that, if any obey not the word, they also may without the word be won by the conversation of the wives;
    1Pet 3:2 While they behold your chaste conversation coupled with fear.

  • Capt. Aaron Portway
    One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
    Salvation from Above
    God's Favorite Pilot™
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2008
    • 6309

    #2
    Re: Praise the Lord!

    Originally posted by doreen View Post
    My husband bought me a computer for my birthday and he decided to permit me to use it when my chores are all done. Well, everything is clean and the roast is in the oven, so look out internet! Here I come.

    Don't worry about me though. Pastor has installed a set of filters, so I can only get to the sights that he approves of. Right now that's here, ebay, all recipes, and Bible gateway.

    I see a lot of faces around here that I recognize from last time Pastor and I were out to Freehold. I miss all y'all and hope to see everyone again sometime.

    The dryer just buzzed, so I'm going to fold some clothes, but Lord willing, I'll be back on again t'rectly.

    love,
    Doreen
    Good to see again Doreen! Just one note for you. You might not want to end your posts with "love, Doreen". It sends a rather secular message, and a flirtatious one to boot! I'd just stick with YIC, or Praise! or Glory! or some similar and appropriately Godly phrase.

    Biblically,

    Captain Aaron Portway
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    • doreen
      Mrs. Pastor Billy-Reuben
      Forum Member
      • Oct 2008
      • 17

      #3
      Re: Praise the Lord!

      yes sir.
      1Pet 3:1 Likewise, ye wives, be in subjection to your own husbands; that, if any obey not the word, they also may without the word be won by the conversation of the wives;
      1Pet 3:2 While they behold your chaste conversation coupled with fear.

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      • Talitha
        Deaconess
        Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
        True Christian™
        • Oct 2025
        • 15118

        #4
        Re: Praise the Lord!

        Hey Doreen.
        I remember you. Good to see you are allowed on here now.
        Nice shiner you've got there. The Pastor must Love you so much. It's so nice to see Family Values at work.

        Sister Talitha

        Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


        HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
        being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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        • Pastor Isaac Peters
          Senior Pastor
          Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
          Always Biblically correct
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 10639

          #5
          Re: Praise the Lord!

          Hi, Doreen, and welcome to our church's discussion board. I hope you know that whenever you visit Freehold, you're more than welcome to stay with us in Gibeah Hill; we have plenty of room. Also, in case you have any problems with the latest version of JesOS™, your husband has my cell phone number.
          This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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          • Jimmy-Roy Stewart
            Tin Tither
            True Christian™
            • Oct 2008
            • 234

            #6
            Re: Praise the Lord!

            Hi dorren nice to meet you on this board it sounds like you're husband loves you very much and wants to protect you from the evils of teh secular world like a good husband should and make sure that your always living like a good christian wife should.

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            • doreen
              Mrs. Pastor Billy-Reuben
              Forum Member
              • Oct 2008
              • 17

              #7
              Re: Praise the Lord!

              Originally posted by Talitha View Post
              Hey Doreen.
              I remember you. Good to see you are allowed on here now.
              Nice shiner you've got there. The Pastor must Love you so much. It's so nice to see Family Values at work.
              Yes Sister good to see you too. Thank you so much for that casserole recipe, Pastor just loves it. My eye is fine. One of our cabinets sticks and I pulled on it a little too hard that time.
              1Pet 3:1 Likewise, ye wives, be in subjection to your own husbands; that, if any obey not the word, they also may without the word be won by the conversation of the wives;
              1Pet 3:2 While they behold your chaste conversation coupled with fear.

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              • Frank Jones
                Forum Member
                Forum Member
                • Sep 2008
                • 49

                #8
                Re: Praise the Lord!

                Originally posted by doreen View Post
                Yes Sister good to see you too. Thank you so much for that casserole recipe, Pastor just loves it. My eye is fine. One of our cabinets sticks and I pulled on it a little too hard that time.
                Ouch, my wife actually has the same problem in the summer!

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                • Talitha
                  Deaconess
                  Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                  True Christian™
                  • Oct 2025
                  • 15118

                  #9
                  Re: Praise the Lord!

                  Originally posted by doreen View Post
                  Yes Sister good to see you too. Thank you so much for that casserole recipe, Pastor just loves it. My eye is fine. One of our cabinets sticks and I pulled on it a little too hard that time.
                  Those pesky Cabinets.
                  I had all of my Kitchen cabinets replaced just after my husband passed away. No more black eyes
                  Anyway, I expect I'll see y'all down at the Nail Parlor as usual tomorrow, I've got another special recipe for you and The Pastor

                  Sister Talitha

                  Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                  HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                  being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                  • Daisy Mae Johnson
                    The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                    Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                    aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 15708

                    #10
                    Re: Praise the Lord!

                    Hello Doreen!

                    I see your broken nose healed just fine!

                    Good to see you!
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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78552

                      #11
                      Re: Praise the Lord!

                      Welcome back sister. I hear you make a mean shepard's pie. You might want to exchange some recipes with the ladies here.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • Brother J.H.
                        True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Feb 2008
                        • 291

                        #12
                        Re: Praise the Lord!

                        Welcome, Doreen. i haven't yet had the pleasure of meeting you, but I know if you are Pastor Billy Rueben's wife then you must be a well behaved woman. It's a pleasure to meet you.

                        Yours in Christ,

                        Brother J.H.
                        http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/

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