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Seems like Ive been catchin flak from a few Children of god wannabes. So let me explain. Back in the day when I was an RA VOLLENTEER V.N Nut case I had the NDE thing, went through the tunnel,heard the roar and had a short chat with the big guy himself,who seemed to ask a lot of questions for someone supposedly omnipotent. Then I got kicked downstairs to the corporate anglels who seem to be in charge of the day to day running of this funhouse.Outsourcing of some type I guess. Anyway they told not to worry and I would have a long happy and safe life. Next thing I knew I was back in my body in the middle of a jungle war. Bunch of jokers huh?So I am probably one of the few on this forum with a personal experiance with clueless. So gimmie a break and I'll put in a good word for ya. Lighten up and enjoy this gift.
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Mr. Bozo, have you suffered from a stroke? Your grammar, spelling and punctuation seems to have been slaughtered.God hates Seth Cochrane. -
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I need a translator
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Sorry I passed up higher education to enlist directly after high school(court order 11 counts of grand theft auto,pregnent girl friend the useual stuff) But if god dident love me do you think I'd still be here?Originally posted by Jean Poole View PostWrestling with Demons.
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God is allowing you to suffer to prepare you for hell. It's called pre-emptive preparation, and God is very graceful to do it!God hates Seth Cochrane.Comment
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Brother Guapo, I've heard it said that God favors fools and drunks sometimes, for reasons known only unto Him. You are certainly the proof of that pudding.
We know that you're doing your level best with the equipment you've got left to bathe in the blood of Christ. Jesus reminds us to be patient sometimes.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Muchos Garcias for your faith in me. It raises my spirit higher than a Prom Queens gown at 3 a.m.Originally posted by Passtor Ezekiel View PostBrother Guapo, I've heard it said that God favors fools and drunks sometimes, for reasons known only unto Him. You are certainly the proof of that pudding.
We know that you're doing your level best with the equipment you've got left to bathe in the blood of Christ. Jesus reminds us to be patient sometimes.Wrestling with Demons.
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This reminds me of the time The Vampire Lestat went to Heaven and Hell!Originally posted by Don Bozo el Guapo View Post
So you are a Veteran, Don Bozo! That must be why I 'took' to you Right from the start.
I have a soft spot for you Veterans; I Believe® it is called a "fontanelle"
Bless You, Mi Luz & Amor!Comment
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An ode to Senor Guapo
Baby, do you understand me now
Sometimes I feel a little mad
Well, don't you know that
No one alive can always be an angel
When things go wrong I seem to be bad
I'm just a soul who's intentions are good
Oh Lord, please, don't let me be misunderstood
Baby, sometimes I'm so carefree
With a joy that's hard to hide
And sometimes it seems that
All I have to do is worry
And then you're bound to see my other side
I'm just a soul who's intentions are good
Oh Lord, please, don't let me be misunderstood
If I seem edgy, I want you to know
That I never mean to take it out on you
Life has it's problems and I get my share
And that's one thing I never mean to do
'Cause I love you
Oh, oh, oh, baby, don't you know I'm human?
Have thoughts like any other one
Sometimes I find myself alone and regretting
Some foolish thing, some little simple thing I've done
I'm just a soul who's intentions are good
Oh Lord, please, don't let me be misunderstood
Yes, I'm just a soul who's intentions are good
Oh Lord, please, don't let me be misunderstood
Yes, I'm just a soul who's intentions are good
Oh Lord, please, don't let me be misunderstood
Yes, I'm just a soul who's intentions are good
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Son, just because a clerical error was made and you SOMEHOW got memberized, that doesn't mean you have free reign to start posting Satanic rock-n-roll lyrics here in God's Favorite Forum™.Originally posted by Osambo 08 View Post
And I thought you colored boys were more partial to rap music, like MC Hammer and Jazzy Jeff and The Fresh Prince?sigpic
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Yes I am a proud vet of the 184th Recon Airplane Co. Phu Loi R.V.N 69/70 (look it up) I dident get a purple heart but I did get purple lips, my NDE was the result of a herion overdose. Oh how I sufferd for freedom.Originally posted by SUV View PostThis reminds me of the time The Vampire Lestat went to Heaven and Hell!
So you are a Veteran, Don Bozo! That must be why I 'took' to you Right from the start.
I have a soft spot for you Veterans; I Believe® it is called a "fontanelle"
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If retireing to a Mehican beach town at 50 is suffering I cant wait for damnation.Originally posted by Jean Poole View PostWrestling with Demons.
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Hola SU< mi bonita nina.So this finally explains the Tiara! Its protective headgear, like a cow catcher on a locomotive,right? Aidios mi amor.Originally posted by SU< View PostI have a soft spot for you Veterans; I Believe® it is called a "fontanelle"
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