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  • Alice.
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Oct 2008
    • 1

    #1

    Hello.

    Hello,

    My name is Alice and I've found this site by accident . It appears to be interesting
  • Ebenezer Wright
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Jul 2008
    • 1021

    #2
    Re: Hello.

    Originally posted by Alice. View Post
    Hello,

    My name is Alice and I've found this site by accident . It appears to be interesting
    Tell us more Alice! Are you a Christian? where do you go to church? How many times have you fornicated?
    Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!

    Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.

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    • Daisy Mae Johnson
      The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
      Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
      aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 15708

      #3
      Re: Hello.

      Why are you typing in red? Are you an adultress condemned to wear a scarlet letter?

      It's very annoying btw.
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      • Brother Enoch
        The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2008
        • 4392

        #4
        Re: Hello.

        Alice? One post and gone? Did you find some Holy Truth here you could not face? Has the light of Jesus, shined on you by His holy forum, seared your blackened soul? Do come back. Don't flee from His love.

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        • Capt. Aaron Portway
          One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
          Salvation from Above
          God's Favorite Pilot™
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2008
          • 6309

          #5
          Re: Hello.

          Originally posted by Alice. View Post
          Hello,

          My name is Alice and I've found this site by accident . It appears to be interesting
          Nice dress in your avatar. Is it 1993 already!?!
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          Winging our Way Across the World for The Lord!



          God Bless John Boehner and God Bless the Grand Old Party!



          Barack Hussein Obama is not My President!!!

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          • Mr. Seth Cochran
            On Parole
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Jul 2008
            • 753

            #6
            Re: Hello.

            Originally posted by Alice. View Post
            Hello,

            My name is Alice and I've found this site by accident . It appears to be interesting
            You didn't find this site by accident. Jesus led you here. He apparently wants you to get Saved™ and become a True Christian™. Staying on the straight and narrow isn't easy, and you will be persecuted, but the retirement plan is out of this world!

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            • Ebenezer Wright
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Jul 2008
              • 1021

              #7
              Re: Hello.

              Originally posted by Capt. A. Portway View Post
              Nice dress in your avatar. Is it 1993 already!?!
              I wonder if she realizes that her dress is a good 3 inches above her knees! I certainly hope she is not a prostitute.
              Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!

              Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.

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              • doreen
                Mrs. Pastor Billy-Reuben
                Forum Member
                • Oct 2008
                • 17

                #8
                Re: Hello.

                Originally posted by Ebenezer Wright View Post
                I wonder if she realizes that her dress is a good 3 inches above her knees!
                And that's while she's standing, sir. A dress that short would be mid-thigh length when sitting down with crossed legs. So she's practically naked.
                1Pet 3:1 Likewise, ye wives, be in subjection to your own husbands; that, if any obey not the word, they also may without the word be won by the conversation of the wives;
                1Pet 3:2 While they behold your chaste conversation coupled with fear.

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78556

                  #9
                  Re: Hello.

                  Originally posted by Alice. View Post
                  Hello,

                  My name is Alice and I've found this site by accident . It appears to be interesting
                  Alice seems to have disappeared down a rabbit hole or something.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • sinnersbedamned
                    Forum Member
                    Forum Member
                    • Sep 2008
                    • 106

                    #10
                    Re: Hello.

                    Yet another woman hiding in sin? Shocking

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78556

                      #11
                      Re: Hello.

                      Originally posted by sinnersbedamned View Post
                      Yet another woman hiding in sin? Shocking
                      Why is it that every time there's a White woman around, you're not far behind?
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • Capt. Aaron Portway
                        One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
                        Salvation from Above
                        God's Favorite Pilot™
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2008
                        • 6309

                        #12
                        Re: Hello.

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        Why is it that every time there's a White woman around, you're not far behind?
                        You are certainly being clever Pastor, pretending to have to ask why!

                        Those bucks have an almost unquenchable lust for, as I've heard they call our women, "white meat".

                        Disgusting!
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                        Winging our Way Across the World for The Lord!



                        God Bless John Boehner and God Bless the Grand Old Party!



                        Barack Hussein Obama is not My President!!!

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                        • Brother Terrence
                          Forum Member
                          Forum Member
                          • Oct 2008
                          • 103

                          #13
                          Re: Hello.

                          Let's be fair. Perhaps she is simply baking or cleaning.
                          DO NOT ask questions! Just tithe. A LOT!

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                          • Capt. Aaron Portway
                            One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
                            Salvation from Above
                            God's Favorite Pilot™
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2008
                            • 6309

                            #14
                            Re: Hello.

                            Originally posted by Brother Terrence View Post
                            Let's be fair. Perhaps she is simply baking or cleaning.
                            Now that's an avatar we can all live with! Praise!
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                            Winging our Way Across the World for The Lord!



                            God Bless John Boehner and God Bless the Grand Old Party!



                            Barack Hussein Obama is not My President!!!

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                            • Juliette
                              True Christian™
                              True Christian™
                              • Jan 2008
                              • 705

                              #15
                              Re: Hello.

                              Welcome Alice,

                              Jesus must have showed you the right way to be here.

                              Tell us about yourself.


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