God Warrior from Finland

[Lonnao]

Hello people from Landover Babtist Church. I just wanted introduce myself, I am 21 year's old white man from finland. I do not have any formal education and right now I'm unemployed so i have plenty time spread God's Word in godless europe.

I was actually raised in atheist family, they go to church only few times year and voted liberal for president here in my country!

My biggest hero would be Kent Hovind, his intelligense impressed me when i was child and revealed that evolution is lie and only way for salvation is Bible.

I'm actually planning moving to Landover, when get enough money. So here my life in short. Good to be in place full of so Godly people. Amen.

(Jes i know my english is far from perfect but hope my God's fear is enough.)

[Mr. Seth Cochran]

Re: God Warrior from Finland

Hello people from Landover Babtist Church. I just wanted introduce myself, I am 21 year's old white man from finland.

Welcome, friend. If you are going to continue posting here, please learn proper grammar and punctuation.

I do not have any formal education and right now I'm unemployed so i have plenty time spread God's Word in godless europe.

These conditions are obviously a result of your atheist upbringing. You should get into the nearest Christian-run literacy program you can find. Jesus hates freeloaders and welfare rats!

I was actually raised in atheist family, they go to church only few times year and voted liberal for president here in my country!

Do you hate your liberal, hell-bound family like Jesus does? Except a man hate his father and mother, he can't get into heaven (paraphrase).

My biggest hero would be Kent Hovind, his intelligense impressed me when i was child and revealed that evolution is lie and only way for salvation is Bible.

Glory! Dr. Kent Hovind truly is a man of God. His videos were very instrumental in bringing me back to the one true faith when I backslid.

I'm actually planning moving to Landover, when get enough money.

You'd better apply now. I've heard that it can take years for the Department of Faith to sort out the paperwork. All the best, son.

So here my life in short. Good to be in place full of so Godly people. Amen.

(Jes i know my english is far from perfect but hope my God's fear is enough.)

Your God's fear (fear of God, maybe?) is not enough. Are you saved? What's your favorite Bible verse? What kind of church do you go to? How many times have you sinned today?

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: God Warrior from Finland

Hello people from Landover Babtist Church. I just wanted introduce myself, I am 21 year's old white man from Finland. I do not have any formal education and right now I'm unemployed so I have plenty time spread God's Word in godless europe.

I was actually raised in atheist family, they go to church only few times year and voted liberal for President here in my country!

My biggest hero would be Kent Hovind, his intelligense impressed me when I was child and revealed that evolution is lie and only way for salvation is Bible.

I'm actually planning moving to Landover, when get enough money. So here my life in short. Good to be in place full of so Godly people. Amen.

(Jes I know my english is far from perfect but hope my God's fear is enough.)

Please son, even if your first language is not God's Favorite™ language Ameican english, I know you can use your shift key correctly. I have corrected your post above.

And son, Landover is a Church, Freehold is a town in Iowa where our main church is located and many of our members live. No one can "move" to Landover and only True Christians™ can live in Freehold proper. The servant classes live seperately of course.

Please make a note of the errors and be sure they do not happen in the future. It is hard enough for Jesus and the True Chirstians™ here to read your backwards Euroenglish when it is properly punctuated.

[Brother J.H.]

Re: God Warrior from Finland

Don't worry about secular education, you have no use for it. University or even a high school degree will not save you from the pits of Hell, only accepting Jesus into your heart will. Secular education just clouds the minds of people who would have been a True Christian ™ otherwise. There is something in the US called "Headstart programme" which has damned millions of souls to Hell already.

Your family sounds like a bunch of sickos. Do they slaughter 3 day old babies? Get away as soon as possible. It's for the best.