Thank you for allowing me on this sacred forum

[TC Patriot]

I am new at the internet and I was unaware that such a wonderful Bible based church exsited. The joo controlled liberal media made sure of that. I found out about this true Bible church by watching your Pastor Deacon Fred on You Tube. I was so moved by the holy spirit that I had to find out more about Landover Baptist Church and I must say I am impressed.

As a believer in Christ Jesus I knew there was a lot more than the John 3:16 stuff. I wanted a church like Landover Baptist but sadly as far as I can tell there is but one church maybe two (Westboro Baptist) that unaplogetically teach the unadulterated Gospel of Jesus Christ.

I hop I am worthy of being a member of this most godly congregation. Thank you LBC for being here.

[Ebenezer Wright]

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Tell us about yourself, do you attend a church? What is your favorite scripture verse? Have you been wallowing in sin as of late?

[Nobar King]

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Tell us more about yourself. How many children do you have? Do you make sure to keep the lawn tidy?

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Dear friend:

Welcome to God's favorite discussion board. How much time per day to you spend reading the Bible? The Bible that you read is the King James Bible, I trust. Have you contacted one of our senior pastors to set up a tithing schedule?

P.S. I have moved this thread to the introduction forum.

P.P.S. I know that you are new here, but please remember to capitalize words referring to God.

[TC Patriot]

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Lev 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them

Rev 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

My kids are grown and all of them are sinner destined for hell Satan got a hold on them. They chose darkness over the light. My oldest daughter married a Negro. I think one of my sons maybe a sweet boy. Like most folks my kids are hell bound. The wife and I are God fearing folk.

I'm a gunsmith by trade. I have a sign in my shop that says, GUNS ARE GODLY. I Liked Huckabee but now I am a strong McCain suporter. I still wish W had run for a third term.

Yes I am a sinner and I humbly ask my lord and savior Jesus Christ for strength while in this earthly state. Like so many I am not without sin. I am here because while I was saved at a Baptist Church in Georgia the possiblilty exists that it was a trick by Satan making me think I am saved. After reading about LBC and seeing that the guarantee salvation I am apllying for membership. The words of Pastor Deacon Fred rang true to me. I did some investigating and I found that Paster, Deacon Fred, Harry Harwick and Pistle are the leading Biblical Scholars of our time.

I have so many questions about the end times and the times in which we are living. LBC looks to me like a place for answers.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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My kids are grown and all of them are sinner destined for hell Satan got a hold on them. They chose darkness over the light. My oldest daughter married a Negro. I think one of my sons maybe a sweet boy. Like most folks my kids are hell bound. The wife and I are God fearing folk.

I am concerned. What sort of upbringing did you give your children?

Prov. 22:6: Train up a child in the way he should go: and when he is old, he will not depart from it.

Yes I am a sinner and I humbly ask my lord and savior Jesus Christ for strength while in this earthly state. Like so many I am not without sin. I am here because while I was saved at a Baptist Church in Georgia the possiblilty exists that it was a trick by Satan making me think I am saved.

You are likely right on that point. Many "churches" call themselves Baptist but actually teach fluffy-bunny churchianity with no saving power. Once you are genuinely saved, you will no longer be a sinner:

1 John 3:6: Whosoever abideth in him sinneth not: whosoever sinneth hath not seen him, neither known him.

1 John 5:18: We know that whosoever is born of God sinneth not; but he that is begotten of God keepeth himself, and that wicked one toucheth him not.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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I hop I am worthy of being a member of this most godly congregation. Thank you LBC for being here.

There's no need to hop friend, just stand there and let the love of Jesus Christ fill you up! And it's a Godly congregation with a capital 'G'. The Lord hates bad grammar!

[TC Patriot]

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There's no need to hop friend, just stand there and let the love of Jesus Christ fill you up! And it's a Godly congregation with a capital 'G'. The Lord hates bad grammar!

I was at an internet cafe using one of those unGodly macs. Obviously Satan intercepted it and changed it. I am on a Godly machine using Windows Vista and even though Satan crashes it all the time he is unable to make it make typos.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Well Praise Jesus and welcome to His favorite forum. You seem like a God-fearing man.

What church do you attend? Do you follow the Scripture in beating your wife and kids when Jesus tells you they deserve it?

I'm just wondering how your kids went so wrong.

[TC Patriot]

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I am concerned. What sort of upbringing did you give your children?

Prov. 22:6: Train up a child in the way he should go: and when he is old, he will not depart from it.

You are likely right on that point. Many "churches" call themselves Baptist but actually teach fluffy-bunny churchianity with no saving power. Once you are genuinely saved, you will no longer be a sinner:

1 John 3:6: Whosoever abideth in him sinneth not: whosoever sinneth hath not seen him, neither known him.

1 John 5:18: We know that whosoever is born of God sinneth not; but he that is begotten of God keepeth himself, and that wicked one toucheth him not.

I was forced to spare the rod. These damn Liebrul lesbean satanic social workers had them put in foster homes because I did not spare the rod. I would use a switch on them when they needed it. I tried to raise them Biblical but you know how the gays, Jews, Demoncrats and other agents of Satan are. My church did not back me. The judge was a liebrul sissy boy and would not allow me to quote scripture.

From Exodus

21:15 And he that smiteth his father, or his mother, shall be surely put to death.

21:17 And he that curseth his father, or his mother, shall surely be put to death.
22:24 And my wrath shall wax hot, and I will kill you with the sword; and your wives shall be widows, and your children fatherless.

As you can see they forced me to face God's righteous wrath but the lord took mercy on me. I was weak. I should have smote that earthly judge. There is but one judge and that is Almighty God. Praise him!

[Nobar King]

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I'm a gunsmith by trade.

Really? In what capacity do you work? What's your favorite gun? Have you been stocking up on ammo in case the democrats illegalize it?

[TC Patriot]

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Well Praise Jesus and welcome to His favorite forum. You seem like a God-fearing man.

What church do you attend? Do you follow the Scripture in beating your wife and kids when Jesus tells you they deserve it?

I'm just wondering how your kids went so wrong.

Yes Pastor, I practice CDD (Christian Domestic Discipline) as prescribed by the Bible.

As head of the household I apply some of the same rules for my wife that I did for my kids.

From Proverbs

13:24 He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes.

19:18 Chasten thy son while there is hope, and let not thy soul spare for his crying.

23:13 Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die.

23:14 Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell.

In Colossians 3:18 Paul tells women:
Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as it is fit in the Lord.

I preside over a Christian household.

Peter advises: Likewise, ye wives, be in subjection to your own husbands; that, if any obey not the word, they also may without the word be won by the conversation of the wives; While they behold your chaste conversation coupled with fear.

Peter 3:7 Likewise, ye husbands, dwell with them according to knowledge, giving honour unto the wife, as unto the weaker vessel, and as being heirs together of the grace of life; that your prayers be not hindered.

I hope my understanding of these verses is correct. Please let me know if I got this right. I am hoping my erudition is spot on as a study the Bible daily but it is plain to see that I will always be in need proper pastoral guidance. I must say, I am truly humbled by what I have so far from LBC. LBC is inspiring.

[Nobar King]

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Jesus is inspiring, my friend. We are just a friendly place for fellowship and worship.

[TC Patriot]

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Really? In what capacity do you work? What's your favorite gun? Have you been stocking up on ammo in case the democrats illegalize it?

I like all high capacity mags. I can even Americanize the AK-47. I have no one favorite gun. I am partial to the Remington 870 law enforcement pump. 50 cals are always nice. I like all of Glock's 40 cal pistols. I love pistol shooting. I currently own and use the best plastic gun in the world, the Glock model 35. I have a caliber 40 S&W and magazine capacity is 15. It is very light, tough and reliable.

I have hear a lot of good things about the Walther WA2000 sniper rifle.

If I had to pick one gun that was an all purpose gun it would be a 12 Remington gauge pump. You can fire many different rounds. From bird shot to incendiaries. It is a good personal defense weapon.

[Ebenezer Wright]

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Amen!! It is always nice to see a fellow American who enjoys his firearms.

I also own a .40 S & W! Excellent handgun. Along with my pump 12 gauge, and my 7mm Magnum rifle!

It is always best to be able to protect yourself against Satan's army.