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  • Jethro
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Oct 2008
    • 55

    #16
    Re: Howdy Y'all

    Howdy Mr Fool,

    Nossir I am white as the driven snow.

    Y'all are a Quarantine Trustee, what the heck is that ?

    Y'all have a fine day,
    Jethro

    Originally posted by Repentant Fool View Post
    Look Jethro, we speak American English here, just like Jesus. What you're speaking looks like ebonics. Are you a colored?
    Sara Palin in 2016!
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    • Mr. Seth Cochran
      On Parole
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Jul 2008
      • 753

      #17
      Re: Howdy Y'all

      Originally posted by Jethro View Post
      Howdy Mr Fool,

      Nossir I am white as the driven snow.

      Y'all are a Quarantine Trustee, what the heck is that ?

      Y'all have a fine day,
      Jethro
      I'm not speaking to you again until you quit speaking ebonics. You must be some kind of Obama supporter. Quarantine Trustee is my previous occupation. It was my job to snitch on turn in any sinners to the Pastors so that they could be disciplined accordingly. Since I'm no longer in Quarantine, it is implied that my position there is over.

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      • Bob4God
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        Hands folded for Jesus
         
        • Apr 2008
        • 5274

        #18
        Re: Howdy Y'all

        Brothers,

        Let's cut Jethro here some slack. I'm sure like many of us, he was homeschooled by Godly parents who did their best.

        Besides, his manner of speaking reminds me of the good old days when I was a youngin' in Kansas.

        And Brother Portway, I assure you there is nothing more American than the way Jethro speaks! You need to step off the airplane more often when you land in the glorious south!
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        • Capt. Aaron Portway
          One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
          Salvation from Above
          God's Favorite Pilot™
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2008
          • 6309

          #19
          Re: Howdy Y'all

          Originally posted by Bob4God View Post
          Brothers,

          Let's cut Jethro here some slack. I'm sure like many of us, he was homeschooled by Godly parents who did their best.

          Besides, his manner of speaking reminds me of the good old days when I was a youngin' in Kansas.

          And Brother Portway, I assure you there is nothing more American than the way Jethro speaks! You need to step off the airplane more often when you land in the glorious south!
          I will not cut some backwoods loser any more slack than I would YOU if you started talking like him!

          We have to set an example here! God and the Baby Jesus hate it when ANYBODY butchers his favorite language. And we'd certainly be doing this inbred doofus a favor if we taught him that "shur" is spelled s-u-r-e.

          I'm not looking to take the "hick charm" out of him, I'd just like him to spell correctly; at least words that can be spelled correctly. I might let him slide on y'all. But we'd certainly be doing him a favor by bringing him closer to the Lord by letting him know that "guvment" "inffen" (and I can only assume that here he meant "iffen") and "jest" only make his posts harder to read.

          And Jethro, if you must leave the 'g's off the ends of words, please add an apostrophe. As in “I'm gettin' ready to learn you some right fine ways to be a praisin' our sweet Lord!”
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          • Nobar King
            Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
            Christ's Guardian
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2007
            • 23748

            #20
            Re: Howdy Y'all

            I still think his fingers are just broken.
            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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            • Mr. Seth Cochran
              On Parole
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Jul 2008
              • 753

              #21
              Re: Howdy Y'all

              Maybe we should keep Jethro around long enough to see if he actually is a True Christian(tm). If he is, he will quit typing like he does, and if he isn't, the problem will eventually clear up on its own.

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              • Brother J.H.
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Feb 2008
                • 291

                #22
                Re: Howdy Y'all

                I agree with Mr. Portway, Bob. It is exactly your attitude that is going to end up making Americans have to speak Mexicant or Muslim oneday. We can not allow any butchering of God's favourite language or your kids will be singing the Star Spangled Banner in Mexicant or Muslim before you know it.
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                • Capt. Aaron Portway
                  One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
                  Salvation from Above
                  God's Favorite Pilot™
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2008
                  • 6309

                  #23
                  Re: Howdy Y'all

                  Originally posted by Jethro View Post
                  Well sir, I am sorely troubled that y'all are offended, I apologise. I know y'all are one of them high falootin' pilots and all. Y'all and them tower fellers you talk to probably don't talk like a good ol' southern boy does.

                  I'm just a lowly cement truck driver but it pays the bills and provides for my beautiful wife and children.

                  Y'all have a fine day,
                  Jethro
                  Jethro, Jethro, Jethro, What are we going to do with you?

                  I'd be willing to meet you halfway on this.

                  Ah kin be talkin like a idjit to. but this ain't no way fer a god-feerin man to be a writin in sich a godly forim. it is jist stoopid and lazee to be a writin lik dis.

                  -OR-

                  I can be talkin' like an idjit too! But this ain't no way for a God-fearin' man to be writin' in such a Godly forum. It is just stupid and lazy to be writin' like this!

                  Please at least make an effort sir. Even a Salt o' the Earth type like you would have to agree that the second line is easier to read, but still has that backwoods charm, correct? You don't want to end up in Hell just because you were too lazy to learn to spell probably.
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                  Winging our Way Across the World for The Lord!



                  God Bless John Boehner and God Bless the Grand Old Party!



                  Barack Hussein Obama is not My President!!!

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                  • Jethro
                    Forum Member
                    Forum Member
                    • Oct 2008
                    • 55

                    #24
                    Re: Howdy Y'all

                    Since you are being so insistent Captain I will assume the speaking voice I use when in Washington DC manipulating lobbying congressmen. It's not my natural voice but I have learned to adapt to yankees.

                    This is a fine forum filled with love for our Lord and Savior® and I feel comfortable here. As we go forward I will reveal my true Mission From God© that has been given to me to save this fine country of ours.

                    Yours in Salvation,
                    Jethro
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                    • Capt. Aaron Portway
                      One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
                      Salvation from Above
                      God's Favorite Pilot™
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2008
                      • 6309

                      #25
                      Re: Howdy Y'all

                      Originally posted by Jethro View Post
                      Since you are being so insistent Captain I will assume the speaking voice I use when in Washington DC manipulating lobbying congressmen. It's not my natural voice but I have learned to adapt to yankees.

                      This is a fine forum filled with love for our Lord and Savior® and I feel comfortable here. As we go forward I will reveal my true Mission From God© that has been given to me to save this fine country of ours.

                      Yours in Salvation,
                      Jethro
                      Praise Jesus! Another one for the Lord! Welcome to God's Favorite Forum™ sir! Tell me, how did you discover us? Were you sent by God himself?
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                      Winging our Way Across the World for The Lord!



                      God Bless John Boehner and God Bless the Grand Old Party!



                      Barack Hussein Obama is not My President!!!

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                      • Mr. Seth Cochran
                        On Parole
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • Jul 2008
                        • 753

                        #26
                        Re: Howdy Y'all

                        Originally posted by Jethro View Post
                        Since you are being so insistent Captain I will assume the speaking voice I use when in Washington DC manipulating lobbying congressmen. It's not my natural voice but I have learned to adapt to yankees.
                        Maybe there's hope for you yet!

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                        • Jethro
                          Forum Member
                          Forum Member
                          • Oct 2008
                          • 55

                          #27
                          Re: Howdy Y'all

                          Originally posted by Capt. A. Portway View Post
                          Praise Jesus! Another one for the Lord! Welcome to God's Favorite Forum™ sir! Tell me, how did you discover us? Were you sent by God himself?
                          Brother Portway I am on a mission given to me by God and yes he showed me this forum in a vision. My mission is rather sensitive in nature and I am reluctant to reveal it just yet. It will eventually be revealed all in Gods time.

                          All here seem to be truly of the Lord and that is refreshing.
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                          • Bob4God
                            Moderator
                            Arms Dealer for CHRIST
                            Hands folded for Jesus
                             
                            • Apr 2008
                            • 5274

                            #28
                            Re: Howdy Y'all

                            Originally posted by Repentant Fool View Post
                            Maybe we should keep Jethro around long enough to see if he actually is a True Christian™. If he is, he will quit typing like he does, and if he isn't, the problem will eventually clear up on its own.
                            You just stepped out of quarantine and you're already telling the Godly pastors how to run their own forums.

                            Brother Portway, I do agree that it is our job to set a high standard for Christianity today, but my fear is that the pure, simple nature of the south has been singled out by liberals and painted as negative, along with all the family values we hold.

                            Brother J.H., it is rather unfair of you to say that my attitude will lead to the overtaking of America at the bean-stained hands of our dirty neighbors to the south. I have been very active in protesting the Mexican onslaught every year on that Cinco De Mayo nonsense. I would often march down the streets with my youth group waving American flags and sporting signs that read, "make bombs, not burritos!"
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                            - Proverbs 15:3

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                            CHRISTIAN ADVICE AND MESSAGES OF HOPE! GOD'S GREATEST HITS!


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