*Waves Shyly*

[WickedWitch]

Hi. I stumbled upon this forum while doing research on the different Faiths of the world. See, the reason my username is Undecided is because that's precisely what I am, in regards to Religion at least. I've been looking around and examining all the different Belief Systems I can find; sort of "window-shopping", if you will. The good news is that all my studying has left me with a considerable amount of knowledge about different beliefs and practices (being a member of the Diversity Club at my school has also added to this knowledge base). I've noticed that you seem to have a few things wrong when you describe what other Religions believe in your "False Religions Register", but since I don't like 'preaching' to people, I won't set out correcting those mistakes unless I'm asked to (and I somehow doubt I will be).

Anyway, I'm from Canada, I'm 18, I live on my own with all my pets... I'm sort of a crazy cat lady: I've got 5 cats. I also have a rabbit and a chinchilla.

I speak three languages: English, French, and Dyslexia. What I mean about that last one is that, when speaking, I often mix up words and/or letters. This doesn't happen while reading or writing (unless I'm tired), but hardly a day goes by when my mouth doesn't mix things up. Example: I once tried to complain to my sister about her "stinky cheese", and I ended up saying "I don't like your chinky steese". Things like that always happen.

So yeah... That's pretty much all the relevant information about me... for now...

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Nothing wrong with liking cats. There's a crazy cat lady at this forum, I believe.

Anyway, welcome Undecided. (Oh yeah, and I'm not a landover baptist, I'm a pagan heathen I just enjoy hanging around to point out to these people the horrific and contradictory factors of their beliefs.)

[WickedWitch]

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Cool stuff! Because I'm "window-shopping", my mom and I celebrated Yule this year (my mom's a Catholic, but she was all right with it). Would you mind terribly giving me your e-mail? I can't PM anybody yet.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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There would be certain disadvantages to my posting my email addess here (ie all manner of people would be able to see it and who knows what email might then get sent to me )
But you could probably ask one of the administrators here to activate your 'email to member' option.

[Talitha]

Re: *Waves Shyly*

Hi. I stumbled upon this forum while doing research on the different Faiths of the world. See, the reason my username is Undecided is because that's precisely what I am, in regards to Religion at least. I've been looking around and examining all the different Belief Systems I can find; sort of "window-shopping", if you will. The good news is that all my studying has left me with a considerable amount of knowledge about different beliefs and practices (being a member of the Diversity Club at my school has also added to this knowledge base). I've noticed that you seem to have a few things wrong when you describe what other Religions believe in your "False Religions Register", but since I don't like 'preaching' to people, I won't set out correcting those mistakes unless I'm asked to (and I somehow doubt I will be).

Anyway, I'm from Canada, I'm 18, I live on my own with all my pets... I'm sort of a crazy cat lady: I've got 5 cats. I also have a rabbit and a chinchilla.

I speak three languages: English, French, and Dyslexia. What I mean about that last one is that, when speaking, I often mix up words and/or letters. This doesn't happen while reading or writing (unless I'm tired), but hardly a day goes by when my mouth doesn't mix things up. Example: I once tried to complain to my sister about her "stinky cheese", and I ended up saying "I don't like your chinky steese". Things like that always happen.

So yeah... That's pretty much all the relevant information about me... for now...

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It's good that you have some animals in your care. Who knows what may happen on Jesus' return. It's always wise to have "emergency rations" (if you get my meaning).

It's a darn shame you are from Canada.

[SUV]

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Welcome, and have you ever pondered the concept of the Baby Jesus as a Snail?

[WickedWitch]

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*Giggles* Yes, I see your point, Rachael.

Welcome, and have you ever pondered the concept of the Baby Jesus as a Snail?

Yes, actually, after I stumbled upon that post! The adversity! The humiliation! The quiet and humble manner! Perhaps a snail is the perfect animal to represent Jesus!

Have you ever wondered what it may be like to be a Slobbering Silly Face?

[SUV]

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*Giggles* Yes, I see your point, Rachael.


Yes, actually, after I stumbled upon that post! The adversity! The humiliation! The quiet and humble manner! Perhaps a snail is the perfect animal to represent Jesus!

Have you ever wondered what it may be like to be a Slobbering Silly Face?

Oh my, we once did have a Member on the board who was captioned a "Slobbering Silly Face." Her Name was "Alie"

(Alie? Is that you, all the way down from Canada?)

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Yes, actually, after I stumbled upon that post! The adversity! The humiliation! The quiet and humble manner! Perhaps a snail is the perfect animal to represent Jesus!

Poor SUV. It seems she has been most confused since stumbling upon the possibility that jesus, if he existed, was quite possibly a snail. And I don't care what anyone says, snails can wear neither stockings nor cowboy boots.

Have you ever wondered what it may be like to be a Slobbering Silly Face?

Both slobbering and silly? My, my, but that would make quite an interesting picture.

(Alie? Is that you, all the way down from Canada?)

I was wondering the same thing. If so, she seems to have acquired quite the menagerie.

[WickedWitch]

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Oh my, we once did have a Member on the board who was captioned a "Slobbering Silly Face." Her Name was "Alie"

(Alie? Is that you, all the way down from Canada?)

Poor SUV. It seems she has been most confused since stumbling upon the possibility that jesus, if he existed, was quite possibly a snail. And I don't care what anyone says, snails can wear neither stockings nor cowboy boots.

What's this about stockings and cowboy boots, now? *Confused*

Both slobbering and silly? My, my, but that would make quite an interesting picture.

Oh, it's truly fun! You must try it some time. But not for too long, you know, your face may become stuck that way... And then I'd have to rip you face off for stealing something which I have Trademarked. *Nods* Yes.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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What's this about stockings and cowboy boots, now? *Confused*

You'll find the explanation here:

http://landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=1315&page=3

Oh, it's truly fun! You must try it some time. But not for too long, you know, your face may become stuck that way... And then I'd have to rip you face off for stealing something which I have Trademarked. *Nods* Yes.

Hmm, so I take it the wind changed when you were making that face?

[WickedWitch]

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Oh no, it's just that I am the Slobbering Silly Face. You can try it out for a while, but you have to give it back once your time is up.

As to the snail: a little cowboy hat could work... But then, what with BrokeBack Mountain, I don't think that too many Christians would approve of that...

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Well, if you are the slobbering little silly face I remember, it's great to see you again....slobber and all
And nice to have another liberal-thinker here, of course.

[WickedWitch]

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*Twitches her nose* Hmm... And who... *Pokes you lightly with her Mighty Stick of Justice* Might you be? Eh? Fess up! *Gasps* Are you a spy?!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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I'm just one of the heathens that persists in hanging around and pestering these xtians. But I DO remember a slobbering silly face.

And whoever said that was your stick anyway?