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    Hi I'm Jimmy!

    I'm a secruty guard in L.A, I have a wife and two sons, and my brother and his wife, son, and daughter live with us after there house had asbestos. We all share a small house. Anyways, my parents go here, and have referred me to you. I don'tmake much money but you have recived my kids allowences, since Jesus is more importaint then them!
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    Re: Hi I'm Jimmy!

    Originally posted by Jimmy Hughes View Post
    I'm a secruty guard in L.A, I have a wife and two sons, and my brother and his wife, son, and daughter live with us after there house had asbestos. We all share a small house. Anyways, my parents go here, and have referred me to you. I don'tmake much money but you have recived my kids allowences, since Jesus is more importaint then them!
    Once your DOF file arrives, we will know who you actually are, and every detail of your life, Praise Jesus. If you want to come clean, now would be the time.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • #3
      Re: Hi I'm Jimmy!

      You must make your mother proud, mr. Hughes.
      What is this "secruty" you guard so well?
      If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
      A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
      Proverbs 9:12-13

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      • #4
        Re: Hi I'm Jimmy!

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        Once your DOF file arrives, we will know who you actually are, and every detail of your life, Praise Jesus. If you want to come clean, now would be the time.
        Would you believe that it is "little Boo Hoo Sniff-Sniff Binky" again?
        Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

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        • #5
          Re: Hi I'm Jimmy!

          Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
          You must make your mother proud, mr. Hughes.
          What is this "secruty" you guard so well?
          I'm willing to hazard a guess and I'd also guess that my guess might be inappropriate language for this most christian of forums.
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          Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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