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  • TrueChristian16
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Jan 2007
    • 27

    #1

    Hello Everyone

    I was so caught up in the intriging stories found in the forums that I almost forgot to introduce myself. I am a True Christian® from West Virginia in the USA. My family (father, mother, and younger brother) will not become True Christians® not matter what I do. That is not to say that they are seeped in Satan worshipping. They think that the church they attend is okay even though it is vaguely tolerant. Well, that's about all there is to it.

    In Jesus,

    -TrueChristian16
  • Star Finder
    Rock Worshipper
    • Sep 2006
    • 1092

    #2
    Re: Hello Everyone

    Originally posted by TrueChristian16 View Post
    I I am a True Christian® from West Virginia in the USA. - TrueChristian16
    I know everyone from West Virginia and they are all in-bred satan worshipping faggots. What makes you different.

    Now if you worshipped the rocks in the mountains that would be different but I bet you are a four-toothed hairy-backed homer loser.

    Admit it and stop playing at being a xian.

    SF
    I am on the adventure of a lifetime! This is even better than the time I used the plastic stones!

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    • TrueChristian16
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Jan 2007
      • 27

      #3
      Re: Hello Everyone

      Yes there are many in-bred, Satan worshipping faggots in West Virginia. I, however, am not one of them. You consider yourself a rock worshipper. I worship the only one who deserves worship- Jesus. Exodus 20:4 says "Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth." If I were a rock worshipper, which I'm not, I would be directly violating the scripture I just used to support my case. Thanks for your time Star. P.S.: When can I get the "Unsaved Trash/Under Investigation" status changed?

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      • Deaner
        Christ's Love Messenger
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 5932

        #4
        Re: Hello Everyone

        Originally posted by TrueChristian16 View Post
        When can I get the "Unsaved Trash/Under Investigation" status changed?
        When Jesus says so.

        Dean

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        • Star Finder
          Rock Worshipper
          • Sep 2006
          • 1092

          #5
          Re: Hello Everyone

          So you are a lying unsaved butt-plugger.

          How dare you violate the registered trademark of LBC! Your ass probalbly gets violated on a regualr basis.

          Now I'm nobody around here and I'm just picking up scraps donations that fall my way from anti-christian web-surfers.

          so hit my PayPal now and admit you are a sinner.
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          I am on the adventure of a lifetime! This is even better than the time I used the plastic stones!

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          • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
            Scientific Advisor
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 2373

            #6
            Re: Hello Everyone

            Originally posted by TrueChristian16 View Post
            Yes there are many in-bred, Satan worshipping faggots in West Virginia.
            I resent this statement sir! God Himself supports keeping Love in the family, so why you would insinuate that following God's Edicts is equivalent to worshiping Satan I have no idea. Explain yourself
            Trump 2020: "For Real This Time"

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            • TrueChristian16
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Jan 2007
              • 27

              #7
              Re: Hello Everyone

              That love must never become passionate. Unfortunatly it does many times.

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              • OnYourKnees
                On Extended Furlough
                True Christian™
                • Nov 2006
                • 4729

                #8
                Re: Hello Everyone

                Originally posted by TrueChristian16 View Post
                That love must never become passionate. Unfortunatly it does many times.
                Where are you getting these bizarre ideas? From that lieberal church your parents attend?

                God created Adam and Eve. Not Adam, Eve, and scads of others. That means that their children married WHOM? EACH OTHER.

                After the Flood, the only humans were Noah and his family. Their children married WHOM? EACH OTHER.

                If you read your BIBLE, you'd also see patriarchs impregnating their own daughters!

                And you suggest that incest is forbidden by God? Show us where, chapter and verse!

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                • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                  Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                  One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                  Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                  True Christian™
                  • Dec 2006
                  • 12414

                  #9
                  Re: Hello Everyone

                  Originally posted by TrueChristian16 View Post
                  My family (father, mother, and younger brother) will not become True Christians® not matter what I do. That is not to say that they are seeped in Satan worshipping.
                  If they aren't True Christians™, they're worshipping Satan. He's dastardly that way.
                  Posted via Prayer

                  1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                  Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                  Blogging for CHRIST!
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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78556

                    #10
                    Re: Hello Everyone

                    Give the boy a chance now. He rebuked that nutjob Stoneboy pretty well. And it cannot be held against him if his parents are unsaved scum.

                    TC16; have you tithed to Jesus yet, son? That Paypal button is waiting on you. Get your daddy's credit cards and we'll set you up with a free Playstation 3! Your hear is in the right place boy. Now get on the right side of Jesus!
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • TrueChristian16
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • Jan 2007
                      • 27

                      #11
                      Re: Hello Everyone

                      Originally posted by OnYourKnees View Post
                      And you suggest that incest is forbidden by God? Show us where, chapter and verse!
                      Passage Deuteronomy 27:22:
                      "Cursed be he that lieth with his sister, the daughter of his father, or the daughter of his mother. And all the people shall say, Amen."

                      Happy now? Maybe you should read up before chastising me.

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                      • Talitha
                        Deaconess
                        Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                        True Christian™
                        • May 2026
                        • 15118

                        #12
                        Re: Hello Everyone

                        Originally posted by TrueChristian16 View Post
                        Passage Deuteronomy 27:22:
                        "Cursed be he that lieth with his sister, the daughter of his father, or the daughter of his mother. And all the people shall say, Amen."

                        Happy now? Maybe you should read up before chastising me.

                        TRUECHRISTIAN16
                        Well done!

                        You passed the test set for you by Brother OYK.

                        For that, you win your very own PAYPAL BUTTON!!
                        Conveniently positioned at the bottom of every Webpage you visit on God's favourite website.

                        Go on Son, click that button and show your True Love for Jesus Christ™

                        Sister Talitha

                        Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                        HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                        being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                        • TrueChristian16
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • Jan 2007
                          • 27

                          #13
                          Re: Hello Everyone

                          Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
                          TRUECHRISTIAN16 Well done!

                          You passed the test set for you by Brother OYK.

                          For that, you win your very own PAYPAL BUTTON!!
                          Conveniently positioned at the bottom of every Webpage you visit on God's favourite website.

                          Go on Son, click that button and show your True Love for Jesus Christ™
                          Great. Can I get the "Unsaved Trash/Under Investigation" status changed now?

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                          • Star Finder
                            Rock Worshipper
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 1092

                            #14
                            Re: Hello Everyone

                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                            Give the boy a chance now. He rebuked that nutjob Stoneboy pretty well. !
                            WHAT?

                            He did a piss-poor job. He still has not denied that he is a bone-bumping backwoods backdoor homerfile.

                            Stear clear of this "Bull" sir.
                            I am on the adventure of a lifetime! This is even better than the time I used the plastic stones!

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                            • TrueChristian16
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                              • Jan 2007
                              • 27

                              #15
                              Re: Hello Everyone

                              Originally posted by Star Finder View Post
                              WHAT?

                              He did a piss-poor job. He still has not denied that he is a bone-bumping backwoods backdoor homerfile.

                              Stear clear of this "Bull" sir.
                              Fine. I'm not a bone-bumping backwoods backdoor homerfile.

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