A new start

[Bub.]

Hi

I'm the guy formerly known as Bert.

I discovered the Baptists a few days ago. I had never heard about them and I am not used to it yet.

Since they share values that are extremely different from mine, and that's the first time I met people thinking like that, I first thought it was a kind of sect and behaved rudely towards them. In fact, I just wanted to post a joke about religion. But they did not laugh so much, I answered and posted many times.

So I create a new login.

Let me introduce myself. I'm a 18-years old student. I'm Christian, but I do not think the Bible should be interpreted literally, since I consider it is at best inspired by God, as the Kuran or the Torah.

I believe that every people on this Earth is equal to the other. They may gain more respect by working, but no one is inferior or superior by birth.

As for many practises you condemn (I saw you strongly disagreed with jews, blacks, homosexuals, gothics, clarinets, non-baptist books and non-baptist music), I simply do not care about them. I may meet a black homosexual who is jew and listen to hip hop, he may be very kind and I won't throw a stone on his head. If he is sympathic, he could even be my best friend, it doesn't matter.

Ciao,

Bub

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Let me introduce myself. I'm a 18-years old student. I'm Christian, but I do not think the Bible should be interpreted literally, since I consider it is at best inspired by God, as the Kuran or the Torah.

So Bert, if you don't take the Bible literally, how can you take GOD literally?

[Bub.]

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In the Bible, God has not written he wrote it himself, it's just written that it's "God-breathed"

2 Timothy 3:16


All Scripture is God-breathed and is useful for teaching, rebuking, correcting and training in righteousness

[Poetic Peter]

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Pastor, I think this fellow is Bert's dody bouble )spoonerism jk(
(his English is accented with frog-speak).
So "Bub" is a good username so we may tell them apart.

If I'm getting it right, our unaccented Bert
--the one who can correct my spelling and grammar
--he has been to HAmerica four times.

OTOH, "Bub"--unless I'm guessing wrongly,
has never seen the inside of a Genuine HAm-burger,
nor does he know ketchup
nor beans about Baptists.

[Talitha]

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Hi

I may meet a black homosexual who is jew and listen to hip hop, he may be very kind and I won't throw a stone on his head. If he is sympathic, he could even be my best friend, it doesn't matter.

Now this friend is where we can help you and give you a True Christian™ warning.
If you ever had such a friend, you could never turn your back on him. He would rob you, then lend you the money he stole so you could buy pies for him to steal. He would then Rape your Girlfriend, kill you both and then Anally Rape you both while you were dead.
your Innocence although wonderful to behold, will I fear be short lived.

[Bub.]

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Sorry, I've been there once, with Bert

My host familly was great (but much more moderate than you concerning religion!) and I'd like to come back.

If I'm getting it right, our unaccented Bert
--the one who can correct my spelling and grammar

Sorry, he just posted the 2 first mails. I corrected you

Can you really see that I'm frenchspeaker just by looking at the way I write?

has never seen the inside of a Genuine Hamburger

I have to admit your hamburgers are at leat twice bigger than ours (but our fries are much better )

nor does he know ketchup

I just ate up a steak with ketchup

[Bub.]

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If you ever had such a friend, you could never turn your back on him. He would rob you, then lend you the money he stole so you could buy pies for him to steal. He would then Rape your Girlfriend, kill you both and then Anally Rape you both while you were dead.
your Innocence although wonderful to behold, will I fear be short lived.

I personally have a friend who is black. It's not my best friend, but it's a good one. There is also a girl from Rwanda in my street. She is extremely sympathic and I guess she won't rape me anally.

I'm on "your territory", but could I give you a piece of advice? Meet some of them. You'll discover that some are good guys, who work, live honestly, just like us.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Can you really see that I'm frenchspeaker just by looking at the way I write?

Of course!

I have to admit your hamburgers are at leat twice bigger than ours (but our fries are much better )

Piffle. Everything is better in America!

I just ate up a steak with ketchup

Then you can't be a real frenchie. You must be from pseudo-France.

[Poetic Peter]

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Can you really see that I'm frenchspeaker just by looking at the way I write?

oui






Bert's English is perfect. He is an honorary Baptist (though unsaved!) already.

And you?
..................................
Evidently ate snails for your supper--and still--your fingers, monseur,
they are slimey with the snail mucous slippering from so many many the wrong keys*.

Detective Peter Poirot



------
"I just ate up..." (drop the 'up')


Besides, you don't KNOW what a Moon Pie is, nor do you have Pepsi Cola.
You don't know beans about these two noble American foods which, in tandem,
make a complete breakfast for any Southerner hereabouts,
unless they are jooish

(in which case it's baby back ribs---real baby back ribs)

[Bub.]

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Can you really see that I'm frenchspeaker just by looking at the way I write?

Of course!

Could you give me examples?

Piffle. Everything is better in America!

You can't say that since you've never been abroad. Come over here, I'll show you what is real chocolate

Then you can't be a real frenchie. You must be from pseudo-France.

I may be frenchspeaker, I'm not french at all. What you call pseudo-France is just the culturally-rich Wallonia

Bert's English is perfect.

You say that but you can't make the difference between our posts. I CORRECTED YOU, NOT HIM

Detective Peter Poirot

Good one!

[Poetic Peter]

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Then you can't be a real frenchie. You must be from pseudo-France.

Oui! C'est la la la "Belgium"!

[Bub.]

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Pepsi Cola

We have.

But you don't have any of the 1000 different kinds of great Belgian beers, famous throughout the world.

You have never tasted any real waffle, nor any real chocolate, nor any good cheese.

And you don't know the real meaning of the word "architecture". Na!

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Could you give me examples?

Yes. All of your posts.

You can't say that since you've never been abroad. Come over here, I'll show you what is real chocolate

Don't be silly. Of course I have never been a broad.


I may be frenchspeaker, I'm not french at all. What you call pseudo-France is just the culturally-rich Wallonia

Wallonia??!?!?!? It's not even a real place. It's one of the lost provinces of Gross Deutchland.

Good heavens! Wallonia. Jesus never even HEARD of it.

[Bub.]

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Just a correction of the post where I said that I don't think we should read the Bible literally because it's only inspired by God:

2 Timothy 3:16


All Scripture is God-breathed and is useful for teaching, rebuking, correcting and training in righteousness

It was the international version.

I checked with your own Bible, the King James, it's even more clear:

2 Timothy 3:16 (King James Version)


All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:

[Bub.]

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Wallonia??!?!?!? It's not even a real place. It's one of the lost provinces of Gross Deutchland.

Excuse me, but your lack of general culture is more and more evident.
There isn't any Atlas in your Bible? Or maybe it's a sin to have culture and know geography (just kidding, don't be angry)

Look at what is Belgian architecture:



Is the cityhall of your village more beautiful?