Let me introduce myself.

[jmanpc]

Hello, my name is Jordan Pence. I am 20 years old, and I've been saved for eight years. I was baptized on May 21, 2000. I've attended the Church of Christ my whole life, and I call the San Jose Church of Christ in Jacksonville, Florida home. I'm currently a student at Harding University and I'm a business management major. I'm spending the semester in Athens, Greece as a part of a study abroad program. I've been all over Greece and Egypt, and seen many places historically related to the Bible. Next week, I'm headed to Israel.

Anyhow, I am... fascinated by your church's viewpoints. I'm here to learn a bit more about them, because to be frank, I do not understand them in the least.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Hello, my name is Jordan Pence. I am 20 years old, and I've been saved for eight years. I was baptized on May 21, 2000. I've attended the Church of Christ my whole life, and I call the San Jose Church of Christ in Jacksonville, Florida home. I'm currently a student at Harding University and I'm a business management major. I'm spending the semester in Athens, Greece as a part of a study abroad program. I've been all over Greece and Egypt, and seen many places historically related to the Bible. Next week, I'm headed to Israel.

Anyhow, I am... fascinated by your church's viewpoints. I'm here to learn a bit more about them, because to be frank, I do not understand them in the least.

How could you claim to be Saved, yet not understand Landover Baptist Church? We follow the Holy KJV Bible word for word, as God intended. What's not to understand?

You might want to read through THIS thread for new posters. It might help you understand a bit more.

So, how many times have you been sodomized over there in Greece? That's where they invented it you know. Lezbeanism too.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

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Hello, my name is Jordan Pence. I am 20 years old, and I've been saved for eight years. I was baptized on May 21, 2000. I've attended the Church of Christ my whole life, and I call the San Jose Church of Christ in Jacksonville, Florida home.

What I want to know is how much of your time you spent campaigning for John McCain? Your worthless state turned blue this year, and I am still very upset over that. Obviously our prayer warriors and other Christians on the ground there are somewhat lackadaisical with their support for God's chosen replacement. How much did you donate to the McCain/Palin campaign and how many voters did you specifically cause to vote for the McCain ticket?

I'm spending the semester in Athens, Greece as a part of a study abroad program.

Beware of the crazy things they do there. Like Pastor Zeke pointed out, they have a nasty history of abusing young boys. Although you are probably ancient by their standards, still be careful.

I've been all over Greece and Egypt, and seen many places historically related to the Bible. Next week, I'm headed to Israel.

First you claim you've seen many places historically related to the Bible, then you say that you haven't been to Israel yet? Which is it? You can't have both, my friend. Israel, although it's a dirty Jew-infested place now, was once where Jesus walked the land. And where he was registered to vote for McCain/Palin.

Anyhow, I am... fascinated by your church's viewpoints. I'm here to learn a bit more about them, because to be frank, I do not understand them in the least.

Fascinated by our church's viewpoints? I think you're missing the forest for the trees here: they aren't OUR viewpoints, they are God's. Now we'll be the first to tell you that we're God's Favorite Church, but let's be honest here: that's only because our viewpoints are God's and God's alone. I don't see what's so "fascinating" about a Church that follows God's Word, but in today's day & age, nothing shocks me anymore.

[Micah Boenheffer]

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Anyhow, I am... fascinated by your church's viewpoints. I'm here to learn a bit more about them, because to be frank, I do not understand them in the least.

Are you sure you're not just a racist fatty. You come across as one. GOD hates tubbies. Teletubbies especially, but also gluttons like yourself.

Phi3:19-Whose end is destruction, whose GOD is their belly, and whose glory is in their shame, who mind earthly things.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Let me introduce myself.

Hello, my name is Jordan Pence. I am 20 years old, and I've been saved for eight years. I was baptized on May 21, 2000. I've attended the Church of Christ my whole life, and I call the San Jose Church of Christ in Jacksonville, Florida home. I'm currently a student at Harding University and I'm a business management major. I'm spending the semester in Athens, Greece as a part of a study abroad program. I've been all over Greece and Egypt, and seen many places historically related to the Bible. Next week, I'm headed to Israel.

Anyhow, I am... fascinated by your church's viewpoints. I'm here to learn a bit more about them, because to be frank, I do not understand them in the least.

It's all about YOU usn't it?!? And where YOU'VE BEEN and where YOU'RE Going! God is not a fan of SELFISH, PROUD people like YOU!

Love not the world, neither the things that are in the world. If any man love the world, the love of the Father is not in him. For all that is in the world, the lust of the flesh, and the lust of the eyes, and the pride of life, is not of the Father, but is of the world.
1st John 2:15-16

You should just stay home and read the KJV1611 like I do. Actuallly, I stay in a basement and read my KJV1611 since Barack HUSSEIN Obama won, it just feels safer down here. And damp, it feels damp too.

[JennyD]

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Anyhow, I am... fascinated by your church's viewpoints. I'm here to learn a bit more about them, because to be frank, I do not understand them in the least.

What's not to understand, Jordan?

Is following God's Word not something taught in your, shall I say, "church"?

[jmanpc]

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Zomg I must repent.

[JennyD]

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Zomg I must repent.

Who is "Zomg"? Is that your false god?