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  • _JEEBUSLVR_
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Nov 2008
    • 7

    #1

    I'm NEW.

    Hello Everyone. My name doesn't matter. I'm not Christian, I'm Agnostic. I'm a female, with brown hair and brown eyes. I came here to laugh at you all, because fighting with senseless Christians is fun!
  • Capt. Aaron Portway
    One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
    Salvation from Above
    God's Favorite Pilot™
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2008
    • 6309

    #2
    Re: I'm NEW.

    Listen you Godless whore, this is not a debate forum. It as forum for True Christians™ to spread the word of God!

    Have you come here to mock us?

    Who sent you?!? Are you in on the Conspiracy? Did you vote for that black Obamination? I bet you did, and I bet you're another agent of Satan sent to torment us in our time of trouble.

    Are you from Utah? Have you seen a Gulfstream G550 parked on the salt flats near the Great Salt Lake? Do you know who flew it there?

    You're going on my list Miss Sluttypants!
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    • _JEEBUSLVR_
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Nov 2008
      • 7

      #3
      Re: I'm NEW.

      Originally posted by Capt. A. Portway View Post
      Listen you Godless whore, this is not a debate forum. It as forum for True Christians™ to spread the word of God!

      Have you come here to mock us?

      Who sent you?!? Are you in on the Conspiracy? Did you vote for that black Obamination? I bet you did, and I bet you're another agent of Satan sent to torment us in our time of trouble.

      Are you from Utah? Have you seen a Gulfstream G550 parked on the salt flats near the Great Salt Lake? Do you know who flew it there?

      You're going on my list Miss Sluttypants!
      YAY! I voted for Obama. No, I live in godless Cali.

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      • JennyD
        Honorary True Christian™
        Sweet Placid Sister
        Forum Member
        • Dec 2007
        • 9567

        #4
        Re: I'm NEW.

        Originally posted by _JEEBUSLVR_ View Post
        YAY! I voted for Obama. No, I live in godless Cali.
        Enjoy Hell, whore.
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        • Capt. Aaron Portway
          One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
          Salvation from Above
          God's Favorite Pilot™
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2008
          • 6309

          #5
          Re: I'm NEW.

          But I'm sure you know who took the plane, right?

          Don't try to lie to us, we know you're in on it!

          Are you a lesbian? There are lots in California. I used to live there, in Fresno. I hated it, because of all the gays and the minorities. I live in Iowa now, in a basement since Obamination got elected.

          It's a bit damp down here, but I got the floor cleaned up! Look! It's a before and after set of pics!

          I don't usually drink, but I found a Bible passage where God told me to drink the other night. I feel OK now. And I found salt down here too, so I won't pass out anymore.
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          God Bless John Boehner and God Bless the Grand Old Party!



          Barack Hussein Obama is not My President!!!

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